@BlackPanther Of course, you know she'll try and kill him with her non-existent weapons first, right? Once she realizes she doesn't have them anymore, and calms down a bit, she might start seeing him as cute...in a strange overgrown lizard kind of way.
Never! I'll turn that lizard into a new pair of boots!No you won't, I know how much you think lizards are adorable.
I-I do not! Th-They're disgusting things!Right...who created you and knows your personality as well as likes and dislikes?
...Bastard...*chalks up another win*