Leaves

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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One Piece: New Horizons!

@BCTheEntity

That would be fun first interaction. Then maybe we can come to a respectable understanding about each other's pigmentation.

@Spiffy@ProPro

Basically, Nami punching Luffy for idiocracy.

One Piece: New Horizons!

@ProPro

What's the discord? I returned to roleplaying a while ago and I am still trying to manage it. Can you add me? It's Leaves.

Adolescent Heroes (Teen Titans Inspired)

@Leaves
Mhmm, sure. I can roll with that. Probably keep the name the same, then.

Would you prefer there be an incantation like Raven?

As for other spells, I figure I'd cover the basics:

• Shielding
• Movement / agility
• Something for projectiles
• More?

Don't want to make up too much on the ball, I'd rather wait to hear what you think and how much you think I should add.

@Old Amsterdam

I like it. You could have various "magic modes." Shielding could make your body more durable to damage but lacks speed as a result while another spell grants you more speed at the cost of strength.

Projectiles are acceptable along with a close combat spell, maybe a magical sword or axe or something?

It's up to you if want to make your character solely long ranged.

@KuramaaaZ

Yes, you may create a character sheet.

One Piece: New Horizons!

@BCTheEntity

I have a difficult time understanding. Like just blatantly acknowledge her paleness, right? That's fine. Though she will go bitch mode.

@Spiffy

I want to have a gag where I pester, annoy, or punch you when your character drinks. I will also have charts and pamphlets about the risk of excessive drinking.

Give the avatar above you a Porn Name!

Darth Invadher

Adolescent Heroes (Teen Titans Inspired)

Enemies

The obese convict jerked his head from her hand. He reacted with a confused expression. There was no telling of the woman's intent, but he seemed to enjoy the cordial affection. The fat convict then dropped his head to the side. He couldn't make out what the woman was implying. What was a name? The man reasonably did not know what was being asked of him

The shrunken head, on the other hand, had a completely different reaction. The interaction between the woman only brought anger to his eyes. He was not liking how confident this woman happened to be. More words poured from his mouth. He spat them out with much maliciousness.

The fat convict was pushing the girl's hair out of her face. He chose to mimic the same action. It was then after hearing the incantation,
his emotions changed. He grabbed the woman by her throat and appeared to be enraged. "You sly bitch. You were trying to seduce my pet. How inconsiderate."

The obese convict started putting more pressure on the neck area. "This man does not have a name. He doesn't have anything. His only purpose is to destroy." The shrunken head kept hissing. He watched as his minion lifted the woman up from the ground. The violence gave him satisfaction.

"I will give you a name. That will be your final wish before your demise," The convict lifted the hand carrying the charm to the woman's ear. His breath could be felt on her ear canal. The experience was spine-chilling. The shrunken head continued hissing as it revealed its identity. "You're in capable hands. Only because I am God." After the reveal, the convict put all his pressure into strangling Ally.

Marcus Winters

Marcus had made it to the building above the conflict. He couldn't believe his eyes. The teen knew what he saw from the distance, but he was hoping that his eyes deceived him. This can't be true. This can't be true. Marcus had seen something unnatural.

He could clearly make out a black demon appearing out someone's skull. Was the person endangered? Did they know a monster was popping out of his brain? Marcus couldn't and didn't want to understand. This mission was supposed to be normal; he expected a few goons and thugs. Maybe they would have been armed with knives and guns, but he would have been able to handle it.

Marcus held onto his head and collapsed onto his knees. He studied the situation. One convict was on the ground rolling on the dirt. He seemed fixated on his arm while the demon stayed motionless. There was another convict that was corpulent. That particular convict had one of his hands wrapped around somebody's throat.

Marcus did not identify the person. It was too far to see who the person getting strangled was. From on top, he noticed the person wasn't wearing an orange jumpsuit. Marcus knew it wasn't wise to assume, but he had to make a guess and declare the person wasn't a convict. Then again, the person could be another enemy.

Marcus gulped and started pacing back and forth. He bit into his thumb and realized his rubber body had vanished. Groaning, he suddenly dug into his pocket and fished out a piece of scrap metal. Placing it into his mouth, he gnashed the metal into tiny pieces to swallow. "Fuck it," he cried and jumped off the roof. He started shouting on his way down as he aimed for the obese convict.

LISA: Life Ruining Roleplay (Under Construction)

This is under construction. I am trying to garner interest.

LISA: Life Ruining Roleplay (Under Construction)

Character Application

"It will be about losing everything you’ve ever loved and failing at everything you’ve ever done and becoming everything you’ve ever hated."

In the world of LISA, there is no surprise that the characters are abnormal. With a post-apocalyptic world, it is only natural everyone would be a bit weird or insane. Some characters suffered tragedy in the past, are currently suffering or will suffer later on in the story.

LISA is no stranger to nut bags. There have been men dressed as queers, a caveman covered in dead squirrels and even a crappy fish attorney. Your character will be one of many weirdos wasting his breath.

Character Sheet Application

Name:
Species:
Gender:
Age:
Appearance:
Personality:

Likes:
Dislikes:
Favorites:

Weapon:
Techniques:
Meter Based:
Level:

Strength:
Speed:
Intelligence:
Durability:
Luck:

Backstory:

LISA: Life Ruining Roleplay (Under Construction)

LISA
A Life Ruining Roleplay

"A roleplay about survival, sacrifice, and perverts…"

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Premise

"It's a world full of drugs, violence, and decay of human intelligence."

Be cautious and be wary. The world is not as safe as it used to be. Danger lurks around every corner and nobody can be trusted. Most of the beauty in the world has been eliminated or destroyed.

All that remains is disgust and idiocracy. The finer things in life are no more. By any means, it is kill or be killed. That is a rule of survival and you have to live by it. Straying off from this guideline will only bring misery in your wake.

You are a resident of the post-apocalyptic wasteland. There is possible reassurance, but this world is a nightmare. The only things that reside in this world are animals, monsters, and men. Women are no longer existent. No clue has surfaced regarding the disappearance of women nor has one shown up.

It's just been a mesh pool of trash and ugliness. To cope, men will usually linger towards drugs or alcohol. It was best given the situation. What hope was there to live for? No electricity, no plumbing, and most importantly, no women. Most of everyone just tries to live by with terrorizing others or playing a simple game of darts.

People have given hope. That was until a group of low-lives had stumbled upon a secret. A group of nimrods discovered a baby girl and have been nurturing her for the past decade. They have been nothing but a bunch of pussies and played pretend “fatherhood.” It was until a group of bandits have put a stop to this.

A band of heroic raiders kidnapped the girl when the group of idiots weren’t looking. They took her for their own malicious reasons. More men had heard about this and became motivated—the first female they have seen in decades. It was then every man, raider group, and gang joined the hunt. Who was going to stop them? The fathers? That’s laughable.

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Source Material

"LISA's approach to comedy is a double-edged sword that can only make the inevitable tonal plummets, of which there are many, all the more excruciating."

This roleplay is based on Lisa, the quirky RPG scrolling indie game. The video game is set in a post-apocalyptic world. One particular thing is that women are gone. Only men, animals, and monsters roam the planet now.

Lisa has a lot of comedic humor filled with profanity and tragic moments. Beneath its comedic and quirky nature, there is disgust and moral destruction. This roleplay will possibly be comedic based on your own humor. It will also be hardcore.

Lisa had many sacrifices in game which tended to be unfair or entirely changed the game’s mechanics. Saving a person may affect your overall character’s playthrough. Sometimes you can prevent a situation through strength, brains, or luck. Other times, it’s just life giving you a good dicking.

The roleplayers have two options: they could be considered as part of the young girl’s life or they are picked up by the original party later on in the story.

Alright, I believe that’s a good explanation on the game’s content.