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7 mos ago
Current I published a book! jlbrightman.itch.io/ko-luhn…
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7 yrs ago
Discord crashed lads. Can't get back in.
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8 yrs ago
I've opened art commissions up, anyone who wants relatively cheap art PM me here or on Discord: LeeRoy#8459
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11 yrs ago
[quote=@Rilla] DID YOU JUST TRY AND CLOTHESLINE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT [/quote]
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"

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Got company over today, and yesterday, and likely tomorrow as well. So posting will be slow at best.
In Swordfight 12 yrs ago Forum: Arena Roleplay
The walls are paper and wooden supports, Vordak, no squishing would be heard. A crashing is closer to what it would really sound like.
On a whim, Guru, I decided to read through your character sheet. And holy shit, I just HAD to review it. Good lord, man.



I don't even know where I would begin if you were the sort to cooperate with the Stats and Tier listings. Like, I couldn't even think of a reasonable tier for this dude.
Sortiarius fucking died.
Hooray, if it's a joke I don't have to review this sheet. *Crumples up everything he had written about it.*
If anyone's curious, the improvised weapons are whips.
You could have just.

Stuck to the format that's super easy to read.

Y'know.
In Swordfight 12 yrs ago Forum: Arena Roleplay
Taking note of a little distraction that he had noticed, an elven bitch had meandered into the chamber. Every single one of these warriors had become distracted, for some only a moment, others, it was rather noticeable. How pitiful is it to become so infatuated with one they have just met, didn't even have meat on her bones. A thin bitch, and little more in Bah Rhon's eyes. Taking time to look around and spy on the competition, he noticed the sound of heavy footsteps approaching his position. Incredibly heavy footsteps. Wonderful, we're starting already. No introductions. Every one of them was going to be the sort of pigheaded morons who blindly charge into battle against foes they have only just met.

Without thinking about his reaction he leapt from the banister and didn't even bother to mind the paper walls, tearing through the wall with even his light weight. Rolling to a stop he stood back up and brushed himself off, he had accidentally knicked his armor in the roll. Darn, he was hoping to come out of this without a single knick to his armor. He turned back around and stepped inside again, putting his feet on the bannister parallel to the one he had started on.

The boy smiled down at the musclebound men below, and the elf bitch. "You're going to have to try harder than that, all of you. The name's Bah Rhon the Swift. Decendant of Bah Rhon the Hero and inheritor of his speed. Now, who are you folks?"
I entered him to get in a few potshots at the big bad, but for right now that doesn't look like it's gonna happen. So I'm dropping him until he's got some kind of use.
There was a pause and the titan stared at the pillar, questioning why he was doing this. Erde had no binding contract that demanded that he do this. There was no reason for him to be here, for the time being, the great evil he had sensed not a day earlier had waned. There was no threat for now. The titan began sinking into the ground below, dragging the two mile pillar of earth down with him. Removing all evidence that he had even been here. When the great evil showed its stink again, Erde would act, but until that day comes he will rest.
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