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7 mos ago
Current I published a book! jlbrightman.itch.io/ko-luhn…
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7 yrs ago
Discord crashed lads. Can't get back in.
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8 yrs ago
I've opened art commissions up, anyone who wants relatively cheap art PM me here or on Discord: LeeRoy#8459
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11 yrs ago
[quote=@Rilla] DID YOU JUST TRY AND CLOTHESLINE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT [/quote]
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"

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Are you waiting on me? I still have no idea where I'm supposed to be. Due to the completely fucked posting order.
Biddz is getting those moneys, and he's gotta work all day for 'em.

So now we wait for Chibi to do his/her post.
Only five hours and fifteen minutes until Biddz can post :D
Now we wait for Biddz and Imp to post~
I think the best part is that you think that I'm on the exact same page as you are, but I'm actually on the back cover and making assumptions based on that.
If you thought this adventure wouldn't be outlandish, you're wrong.
Mr. Sunshine, quizzically enough, was not paying attention to his captor. Humming a quiet tune to himself to pass the time instead. The moment that his shackles were removed he tugged on them lightly with his now free hand, trying to see if he could find some give. Maybe tear them out of the wall? To no avail, obviously, they had kept him chained thus far. Why would they give now? Anyway, the doors opened and Mr. Sunshine trotted jauntily out the door. It was revealed to him that his cage had been farthest to the left (When exiting the cell) and it was touching the wall (The door was about three feet from the sheer surface.). Looking up towards the ceiling he spied those torches that were just outside of his reach. With a big push he tried leaping towards them, flailing his arms madly just below them. His reach was just not enough. After a few tries he stepped back from the wall and pressed his clenched hand to his chin. "Fiddlesticks."

For a moment he just stood there, staring upwards at the torches that were a few short feet out of his reach. If the appearance of the room prior to the disappearance of the strange voice was to be taken into account, then a bright torch or two would prove invaluable to escaping. He pushed his lips outwards in an odd sort of pucker, pressing his top lip to the tip of his nose. He sneezed, as he had pushed some of his mustache into his nose. Mr. Sunshine's face lit up with excitement and he shouted in the dim chamber. "Oh my gods! I have an idea!" It echoed for a moment. "Hello? I'm certain I'm not alone here, would someone mind coming over here and assisting me with something? I would greatly appreciate it!" As he spoke he walked over towards his cell door and swung it a bit, testing just how far it would go.
Splendid!
Alright, second question. How high is the normal ceiling? 10 feet? 15 feet?
Do the bars on the cells go all the way up to the ceiling?
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