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Discord crashed lads. Can't get back in.
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I've opened art commissions up, anyone who wants relatively cheap art PM me here or on Discord: LeeRoy#8459
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[quote=@Rilla] DID YOU JUST TRY AND CLOTHESLINE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT [/quote]
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"

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Hope you like what I did with my post, I thought it'd be a nice touch.
That was certainly a way to describe Abe, 'an experiment,' though it did seem kind of dick-ish that they would just pick him out without real reason beyond a test. "So, I'm an experi. . ."
Before he could finish his sentence within the Nexus itself, the first round had already started. Abe was whisked away to some small abandoned town within the heartlands of the U.S.A. ". . .ment?" Well there we go, we're in the soup now aren't we?

Abe's body had began to regress to its usual state; dried skin, dead eyes, and that delicious brain rot. Abe's sanity would be out the window within a few moments, Abe chose to give a fair warning to his as of yet unseen opponent. He stood up and pointed his head up at the sky, parting his cracked lips to shout out a vague threat. "Hey! Whatever jerk I'm about to kill! I hope you're comfortable with your flesh being stripped from your bone! When I lose my mind again, I'm not going to care about your ethics on cannibalism! I can and will eat you!" That was that, and there really was no more to say. The rapidly resurfacing holes in his brain felt sort of like pop-rocks inside his skull cavity, tearing and fizzling ever so slightly. "Ooohhh yeeeeshh, thassh the shtuff!" The lisp was back.

"One two! Abe'sh comin' for you!" The matte-black spheres rolled in his head for a moment as his animal brain took in his surroundings, an unnatural structure made out of some kind of rock. Haddad himself was up on top the roof of one of the tallest buildings there, just about the center of town. There's a dusty road and a few buildings where the humans lived, though they don't anymore. Abe couldn't make out many scents that weren't at least a year old. Except a faint scent of something human-like was nearby. It smelled like the sweat of a human, the faint pheromones of one too, but it was like it ran on something totally different. Something unnatural, like magic maybe? "Hey you! I only whiffed yer schent before! What're you? Are you taschty? C'mere to Abe and let me take a bite of you!"

That festering pool in his gut roiled for a while, Abe's face was plastered with a horrible shit-eating grin, it'd take his foe a while to actually find him. Despite them being within relatively close proximity to eachother, as Abe was on a rooftop and therefore out of direct line of sight. That's good for now, but if his opponent is that massive spider freak he'll be in for a bit of a nasty surprise. Since, guess what, spiders can climb walls. This would be the perfect terrain for Abe to get stomped on by a giant bug. Kyehehehe, he cackled silently to himself, a few moments and he'll lay eyes on his prey and when he does! Sizzle hiss goes the melting face, and with a scream the man's life goes away.

But Abe's getting ahead of himself, he doesn't even know who he's fighting yet.
Oh hey, postings are up. I'd better make my first post too.

And don't worry, I won't immediately charge at you. That's not smart predatory tactics, dig?
And so! A second turn passes! Mass destruction ensues around the Doctor of Bees, but he continues his mad chant!

Charge: 2/10
From the burnt rubble of the helicopter from earlier rises a form, made entirely of human flesh! Lo! For it is Doctor Bees! From his waist mounted beehive he begins chanting in an ancient tongue only known to bees and some people from Albuquerque. "Bizzy buzz! Boozle bazzle! Bizz bizz bizz. . ." Though silence followed to the ears of mortal men, he continued chanting in this horrid tongue.

In a number of turns, Doctor Bees shall unleash an abominable creature upon the godmodder!

"Icelandic horses weigh between 330 and 380 kilograms (730 and 840 lb) and stand an average of 13 and 14 hands (52 and 56 inches, 132 and 142 cm) high, which is often considered pony size, but breeders and breed registries always refer to Icelandics as horses."

The weight is exactly within reason, equines are 100% muscle.
Name: Long Haul

Race: Earth Pony (Technical breed: Icelandic Horse/Pony)

Sex: Male

Appearance: (I'll give a short description now, but a picture will come post haste.)
-Height: 4'11"
-Weight: 720 lbs
-Coat: Sepia
-Mane: Deep grey with lighter grey around the ears.
-Cutie Mark: A tow hook, slightly rusted.
-Hooves: Deep Chestnut
-Eye Color: Brown
-Accessories: A yoke with a length of rope that ends in an iron tow hook.

Age: 43

Personality: A laborer at heart, Long Haul is a devoted worker and nothing could stop him from completing his work. And by nothing, I mean nothing. Outside of working he's a pleasant individual, not very talkative though.

Reason for joining the League: Break away from the mundane day to day work and actually explore the world.

Bio: Born just south of Appleoosa to a ranching family, he was raised hardy and strong. He was a dutiful worker and did good work, no matter what the task. He reached about 13 before he had received his cutie mark, a few folks from Appleoosa needed help after their cart had broken down. Instead of just fixing it, he latched the entire cart to his yoke and hauled it all the way to Ponyville. Upon arrival he noticed that it had emerged on his flank, ever since then he's devoted his life to hauling heavy loads cross country. Long Haul has become quite proficient with his tow hook and can toss it great distances. Occasionally needing to tow fallen carts back up cliffs from accidents.

Now at the respectable age of 43, he has grown weary of his work and needs something to spice up his life. So he chose to join up with the Equestria Explorer's League to add something interesting and fun to his life.
Because I've never done it before, and I'm willing to try everything.

I'll post a CS.
Welp, I made a post and such.
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