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Current I published a book! jlbrightman.itch.io/ko-luhn…
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7 yrs ago
Discord crashed lads. Can't get back in.
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8 yrs ago
I've opened art commissions up, anyone who wants relatively cheap art PM me here or on Discord: LeeRoy#8459
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11 yrs ago
[quote=@Rilla] DID YOU JUST TRY AND CLOTHESLINE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT [/quote]
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"

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CS is in progress, I have a stand written up and everything. I was just waiting for the perfect opportunity.
I will only explain what happened in the bathroom if someone asks. Because the truth is actually more embarrassing than what I wrote it to sound like.
At the back of the large chamber there is a door, this door is a unisex bathroom. Out of this unisex bathroom step LeeRoy and Shin. About them is an intense air of awkwardness, this awkwardness is furthered by the noticeable redressing that is going on between the two. Shin and LeeRoy, almost in perfect sync, are buttoning their respective vest and shirt up at the same time. Each button being fastened in mirror to each other. The two exchange no words. Both of their faces, though one is concealed behind an iron mask, are flushed red from embarrassment and apparent exertion. A couple of the meek-er members of Big Bad whisper a few unsavory things about what they might have been doing to make them in this sort. The truth being even more awkward than the rumors. After departing the restroom they realize that the fighting might have already begun. A short moment later they noticed Jessibelle rising from the crowd. LeeRoy grabbed the suit that was standing against the wall and climbed inside of it, fastening it over his body. Shin withdrew the staff from his vest pocket. That's about all the preparation the pair needs. It was Shin who finally spoke first. "You know. She really does have to make a scene wherever she goes, doesn't she?" To which LeeRoy replied, "It's kinda her thing, she doesn't quite have tact y'know." The pair nodded in unison and started pushing their way through the crowd. The black staff extended to its normal length, LeeRoy withdrew his Vacuum Lance from the holster on his back. You realize it's kind of weird how you two do everything in unison, right? The Voidman's concerns aren't genuine, she really couldn't care less. "No, I don't think so. When you've known someone as long as we've known each other, you tend to pick up some of the same mannerisms." "She spouting nonsense again?" "'Course." I want to insult both of you, but only one of you can hear me. The pair stepped through the crowd, shoving one small warrior to the ground because he refused to step aside. The group of 'heroes' had arrived, Shin and LeeRoy stood before them with weapons held aloft. The pair looked at eachother and then back to the group, it was LeeRoy who spoke up. "So, who's first?"
I just sort of leave the decision up to you, Important. Jessibelle didn't see the grasshopper, to be honest. So that's why her choice was more broad, rather than centered. Also, Aura. Jessibelle bears no respect for Deities and comparable beings. Should the demon lord spout insults to her face, there might be some in fighting.
As bullets whipped past her legs and blew Obadiah's hat off, Jessibelle couldn't seem any more dissinterested if she tried. She stepped over Obadiah and extended her legs so she could step even higher over the crowds. With one loud crash she stomped one of her legs on the ground, making herself not only visible but making a noise to draw attention to her even further. At fifteen feet high it would be impossible for her to go unnoticed. The swarm of warriors burst into the room, guns blazing and weapons at the ready. Unflinchingly she stood in their path and raised her voice to unbelievable levels. "Halt your advancce, 'Warriorss,' and heed my wordss!" Jessibelle's words rang out from above the masses, directed to all who stood before her. "I am Jesssibellle Ad Fortuna, Empresss of the Ahss Chini and one who makess demandss! I demand your greatesst warrior! Whossoever claimss this title among you, follow me! You are my perssonal prey! Facce me alone, or I hunt you and your companionss mysself! Until I find the one I am sseeking!" With that, Jessibelle turned herself around and passed over the group. Lowering herself into the crowd and heading towards a secluded corner of the antechamber they are in. That message was sure to draw the attention of the cockiest of the bunch. Jessibelle knows how heroes think, they argue and probably strike eachother once or twice. Then when they've finished arguing, the one who shouted the loudest and acted the toughest steps forth. Unfortunately, this isn't a fairy tale. Jessibelle doesn't enjoy fighting more than one person at a time, so once the one warrior engages her they won't be recieving any help from their friends.
Also about LeeRoy, Shin, and Peg. LeeRoy and Shin's entrance will be more comedic. Peg's entrance will be more dynamic.
@Aura Lodestone Congratulations person #390,810,928 who has ever made a Leeroy Jenkins Joke about my name. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ORIGINALITY. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN SINCE TWO THOUSAND FIVE >:C
It'd probably be a good idea. Also, Aura. The internalized post tends to alienate other players and limit your ability to collab with the rest of us. Take Lalliman's suggestion on addressing his post.
I find it funny how people think Jessibelle will get along with other spider characters though. It has happened with literally a dozen or so people.
Any newcomer is welcome to keep it alive. I hope you enjoy it.
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