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Current I published a book! jlbrightman.itch.io/ko-luhn…
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7 yrs ago
Discord crashed lads. Can't get back in.
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8 yrs ago
I've opened art commissions up, anyone who wants relatively cheap art PM me here or on Discord: LeeRoy#8459
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11 yrs ago
[quote=@Rilla] DID YOU JUST TRY AND CLOTHESLINE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT [/quote]
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"

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I know none of them, and there were rewards for winning.
I have a question.

If you were playing a game of chance with a group of people.

And you were in the final two, whoever gets the wrong roll loses.

And the other guy got a second chance, and you lost because you got the wrong roll.

How upset would you be?
I have a question.

If you were playing a game of chance with a group of people.

And you were in the final two, whoever gets the wrong roll loses.

And the other guy got a second chance, and you lost because you got the wrong roll.

How upset would you be?
Outside of the building is where Monty was, fresh air was much preferable to smokey air any day. Especially to one as old as he is. Today though, today was busy, Monty had been in the area for around four days now and he was enjoying the relatively cool water and cooked food. Today he had seen three new faces enter the diner almost in immediate succession. Monty suspected foul play by these three people. Though, two of them looked like the nerdy sort, that wasn't enough to suspend suspicion however. Not two weeks ago did he meet a small child who radiated so much heat that the broken pavement melted beneath his feet.

Monty felt a little regret for leaving the boy to his fate.

It just goes to show what kind of hell the world still is. Superpowers that would have made young boys the happiest in the world only a few centuries ago can be considered a curse. Monty was fortunate, he had received only one small gift from what some would call mutation and others evolution. He was content with simplicity. But what about the three new folks in these parts? Are they together, a group of heathens who're here to get a free meal and then shoot up the place? Maybe they're inside already killing the people inside, but with some sort of magic powers. It didn't really matter, he'd just move on if they opted to kill everyone. There was no emotional connection to these people. Or anyone at all. A world that was once hell, a world that changed and is working for the future, is still a world that was once hell.

And you can change the name all you want. But hell is still hell.

A bit of dust started to kick up outside so Monty chose to go into the Diner, keeping his hands in his pockets so they were closer to his waists. Should anyone make the mistake of pulling out their gun, they'd get a quick surprise from guns the size of their head. He placed himself in the booth closest to the door, kicking his feet up on the table and pulling his hat down over his face. The khaki donned gunman was going to take a nap, and not a damned thing could stop him.
Ha, insomnia is playing sleepless nights on easy mode. I force myself to stay awake with caffeine and constant mental activity.
A signal bleeped back onto the console. LeeRoy's face lit up a bit with enthusiasm. "A return channel, perfect some communi-"

Jibberish and nonsense.

"-cation. Right, I think I win that self bet of English not being very likely." Opening up a display console he lines himself up with a camera to present himself to whosoever is on the other end of the com link. "Greetings and salutations! I am LeeRoy and I mean you no harm. And I swear to the various gods that if this gets mistranslated I will be incredibly furious at all of them."

'Not like you could do much to them, I mean, they are gods.'

"True. But anyway. I mean you folks no harm! I am a traveler and scientist!" The latter was true, the traveling scientist bit. But LeeRoy is always prepared to harm, especially those who attempt to harm him. Which was to be prepared for, these were clearly militant vessels. Surrounding a planet with ships that large? Either unsightly satellites or warships, there really was never much in between when it came to that particular design choice.

'Real convincing Popeye the Bearded Man.'

"How do you even know that reference?"

'I live in your head, numbnuts.'

"How do I keep forgetting that?"

'You also forget that you're on live camera feed to a possible evil alien.'

"I genuinely hate you." His ears rang as laughter filled his head, that witch was going to get his ship destroyed. They would think he's a madman, talking to nothingness in an empty ship. Not too far off really, sometimes he wondered if the Voidman was even real, but LeeRoy didn't want the extraterrestrials knowing that he might be crazy. "Not you, the uh. Servant robot that is just off camera, yes."
Totally off topic, but I needed to share the idea with everyone:

"The Hills Have Eyes: A Dating Game"
Well if I could break away from the space thing, then go there. To consecutively have my shit stomped into next Friday by Santa's Elf gone mad. It'd be a jolly old time.

(No it wouldn't. The space thing is so much better.)

Also, is this a: "English is the Universal Language." Thing?
Minor edits to my CS, detailing the equipment in both the medical suite and armory.
LeeRoy:

Physically Low
Mentally High
Technology High
No martial arts training, prefers to stick to handguns and rifles, doesn't use melee period.

Basically the most physically inept character here, so there's not much of an issue with low to intermediate characters being posted.
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