LeeRoy

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You resemble that poodle comparison. c:

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LeeRoy's either crazy enough to bluff a man with an army, or smart enough to predict the outcome of that bluff.

Angar-Rylla- NVM

The translators had adapted enough to properly translate everything in the discussion, it was useful because now the general was asking questions of grave importance. LeeRoy would have to keep this lie up for a while, because they were serious now. This meant a lot more than just LeeRoy barging in on them, no, they had some sort of agenda of criminal intention. He had no qualms with attempting to destroy worlds, no, he didn't concern himself with the lives of others. He needed some way to get this guy's trust. All the time in the universe, and yet he doesn't have any way of dealing with this. The planet below him was larger than Earth, so the gravity would have

"I'm keeping nothing from you that you'd really like to know. The planet glassed itself when it erupted into nuclear war and its now an irradiated wasteland. I had to leave before the bombs dropped so maybe there's a scarce number of survivors of the war. But likely not many. But it was a backwoods planet, it was still following ancient religions designed by men to keep society in line up until the very end." He shook his head in a downtrodden manner, discretely pulling the two bloody tissues from his nose and tossing them aside. "And what potential do I hold? Well I've only been in this conversation for what? Twelve minutes now? I can understand that you're at war with a race on another planet that had the gall to resist your empire. You have a goal to capture what I can only assume is somewhat of a god or of greater power than a god. Likely to gain its power, and then you'll conquer the rest of the known universe with that power. If I don't side with you, you'll decimate my ship and check the debris for my thrashing body."

'What are you doing? What the fuck are you doing!? You're gonna get obliterated!'

It's called a bluff, if I can show that I'm more than capable of outsmarting them, and predicting what they're going to do. There's a 50/50 chance that they'll either be impressed or they'll start firing.

'If you weren't immortal I'd say you were going to get us killed!'

Well I am! So shut the fuck up and let me think!

"And now, you say that there's a dreamer. A dreamer, on Aigyptos there was a myth of such dreamers, that if awoken then great catastrophe would follow. Though this is likely a twisted version of the tale, and there's something much deeper to this. As a man of science I'm more than ready to discover what really happens when you meet a Dreamer. It's all about knowledge General. And if you want knowledge, then I'm the best source you have. Probably the best source in the known universe. So yes, we can work together. And yes, I'd be more than willing to introduce you to the other immortals like myself." LeeRoy's face was incredibly stony right now, no emotion, no expression at all. The best poker face in the galaxy right here. The reflective glasses he wore shimmered with a stretched reflection of the General's ship.

"I'm a man of science. And you're a man of power. Knowledge is the path to power, General."

'You're doomed.'

With an attitude like yours I would be, but I have a feeling that the General would not want to see a resource like myself be destroyed. Especially in times of war.

'Oh my god, oh my god, you're serious? You're serious!? This guy could crush you with one fucking hand, and you're going to try and use some bullshit intimidation tactic?!'

What other choice do I have?! Huh!? If I fire on his ship now, then I'd only manage to piss off what I'm assuming is the largest army in this sector of the universe! And then what? I run? Where would I run, I'm not going to outrun him, I can't warp for another day or so! So now I have to use my gut, and my gut tells me that I've got to show that I'm not afraid of him. Because if I weren't immortal, then I'd be terrified of getting blown up!

'Y- You know what, that makes sense. If you show no fear, even in the face of total destruction, then you're either crazy or actually immortal.'

Bingo.

'You're a damned fool.'

Probably.

The scientist crossed his fingers, and hoped to his patron god that his bluff would work.

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I fare well, and I'll make sure to pass her some compliments from ye.

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A friend of mine, who is MUCH better at art than I am, did a pencil sketch of Sukoh that I'm going to use as his official artwork now.

Here's the pic:

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Good mornin' y'all.

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This is sounding more and more like I should have chosen another one of those options I had earlier.

The most violent of the three.

I suppose at a later date I'll enter him, but only when shit gets into a genuinely OP battle.

Sortiarius-A "Magic" World- NMV

The burning in his side subsided but the pain was sure to return as another bellow from the ugly maw of the awesome monstrosity rang out, this time from much closer. Almost striking distance for Sukoh but not quite. Though it was charging at him it wasn't like a mad bull, this thing was intelligent, its shoulders were held just so to protect its head and its tusks were pointed forward for the best goring position. This thing was certainly no wild animal, an intelligent but cruel creature. Using its intelligence to hurt those around it for its own sick amusement. Ending its life is the only blessing he can bestow upon its wretched existence.

Without thinking Sukoh reared up again, hiking his body up to its absolute greatest height before the beast collided with him. Both of his paws raised upwards and claws bared ready to dig into this foe. "Evil being! Face the wrath of Sukoh!" Even though his words would not pass the ears of a being that could not understand his tongue, his words were roars loud enough to deafen so it didn't really matter. It still got the point across quite well.

In the distance however, only visible because he rose upwards. A flying beast was in the sky, something large, something very large was flying this way. As he saw it a roar met his ears, different from the one the monstrosity let out. A dragon's call? Dragons were not uncommon to Sukoh, but to see one at a time like this was odd. There were many personalities among dragons, some evil some kind. Sukoh might have even wished a little that this dragon was a kind one, to help the defenseless ones in the town from the other being. Sukoh's attention, however, was wrest back to the Snarnorgul before him.

Sukoh's teeth bared and his claws flexed, he was going to try and end this battle as quickly as possible. As the aberration rampaged towards him the ground beneath Sukoh's feet trembled. It had no respect for the lives of those around it, no decency. It trampled enemy and friend alike, the bear's eyes welled with tears at the sight of such meaningless violence. Before it entered his reach Sukoh let every single pound of his weight drop down on top of it. If his great mass struck at terminal velocity it would be devastating. Two foot long claws and several thousand pounds being swung downwards like a hammer. Even the toughest of foes would crumble at an attack like this. Sukoh hoped.

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Sukoh's gonna have crabcakes today.

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You have made it a point to intentionally make it seem as though Sukoh will lose. This will not go how you expect it to, crabman!

*Stands with one leg slightly higher up than the other with a cape limply flapping in the wind.*