LeeRoy

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That ain't how this works, that just means that if you can't come up with a hundred or so reasons as to why that won't work then a person could possibly stomp your ass in one turn by saying that he does some sort of turbo quick flip blade slash bullshit that negates any reasonable doubt in another response. I always do one action per turn in a combat situation unless it's a necessary follow up.

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And that's another thing, you're spinning? How many actions are you doing in one turn?

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Wait a tick.

You charged up and expelled poison in one turn (Through your buttocks, which I don't read anywhere in your CS of him being able to do that. Because its connected to your mouth.), and you're assuming that a dose is capable of immediately incapacitating a bear that has zero requirements to breathe(Stated in my CS.). Which he wouldn't be doing through his mouth, which is firmly closed around your hindquarters. Or breathing period, because this place stinks of evil and bloodshed.

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Hope things go well, Skallagrim.

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It's really a matter of Logic. Eating Sukoh will take a lot longer than Sukoh eating Snarnorgul here.

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Bears can reach up underneath their bodies pretty easily, its like looking down for them.

Also I see literally no way this could go well for you, because if this is left unchecked Sukoh will literally bite him in half.

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I'm gonna tear you a new asshole, Snarnorgul.

Sortiarius-A "Magic" World- NMV

Sukoh was in a compromising position but so was the freak, his claws and horns were digging into painful places in his body, the pain was deafening. This was bad, very bad, if things kept going at this rate then his arms were going to be severed at the joint and his guts would be spilled on the battlefield before any real combat could be had. There really wasn't much choice as to what he was going to do next. If he tried batting at it with his legs he'd just serve to further allow this beast movement and access to his vitals. The bear winced as he realized this thing was literally eating him alive. Eating him. . .Eating him?

"You dare consume the meat of Sukoh!? I shall have your flesh for dinner, monster!" The roar was a combination of desperation, anger, and brutal pain. This sadistic beast was a real thorn in his side. Except not his sides but his underbelly and underarms, so the saying is kind of off. The bear saw the dragon fly overhead and into the town, perfect! Now the innocent were sure to be safe from danger, Sukoh's focus was now solely on the creature below him. And his head was easing off from the mental assault, and his thinking was perfectly clear on what he had to do. The spines on its shoulders were pointed downwards because its arms were held up, and its back was well armored. Below, however, he saw the perfect opportunity for retaliation. This thing intended to eat Sukoh? It'd have to out eat a mouth that was almost half the size of the snarnorgul itself.

With one swing of its head downwards Sukoh positioned its mouth in the position to clamp down on the hindquarters of this monster. With a resounding snap of its jaws closing around the softer flesh of the ass end of his foe Sukoh had the creature in its grasp. With enough force to crush a heavily armored tank he chewed on the exposed flesh of his victim. And if that didn't distract the creature then I don't know what will.

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I have no idea what you mean, Vordak.

Angar-Rylla- NVM

The com went silent, his palms began to sweat in fear that his bluff had been called. But then a woman's voice called through the speakers, asking for a trade of information. If his brain could smile it would have, LeeRoy would be able to see what kind of technology they're equipped with. If LeeRoy were the sort to break face once a situation seems to go in his favor he would have heaved a sigh of relief. The woman scientist had likely saved his skin, even if it was at a price. All the information stored on his command deck was practically useless to them if they wanted information about the Dreamers. But his logs were vast, spanning two centuries of travel through the cosmos, so it would take an incredible amount of time for them to analyze all of it. By then he'd likely be finished with what he needed to accomplish.

"I'd be more than willing to give you guys my logs and research, it's quite an expansive log but hey. You might find something useful of it. Takes me about a month to read through all of it at once, but hey, maybe you've got a computer to analyze all of it. Now, before I come on board I have something that I need to stress. I may be immortal, but I'm not invincible. I need my suit to even walk onto your ship, because the air is likely not breathable to me, and I'd prefer for my lungs to not explode." He perked an eyebrow up over the edge of his glasses.

"That won't be much of a problem will it?" He hoped not, exploded lungs always hurt more than anything else. That and his suit had holsters for weapons and C4 blended in quite perfectly with the color of the ceramic coating.

'You're going to do something stupid, aren't you?'

Probably, but if I succeed then the rewards will be great, and I'll likely have disabled one of the greatest threats to the universe. At least for a time.

'I wish I wa-'

Don't make wishes, you might regret making them in the long run.

'Eh, I suppose you'd know all about that one.'

You have no idea.