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Current I published a book! jlbrightman.itch.io/ko-luhn…
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7 yrs ago
Discord crashed lads. Can't get back in.
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8 yrs ago
I've opened art commissions up, anyone who wants relatively cheap art PM me here or on Discord: LeeRoy#8459
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11 yrs ago
[quote=@Rilla] DID YOU JUST TRY AND CLOTHESLINE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT [/quote]
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"

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LeeRoy doesn't even remember his middle name, Skallagrim, he doesn't realize a lot of things.
I posted in Angar-Rylla, Skallagrim.

Klaast doesn't realize what he's just gotten himself into by letting LeeRoy aboard his ship.
Theme Music!


The Voidman mocked the guard's super serious tone inside of his head and then blew a raspberry, LeeRoy was inclined to agree. 'Well, just go up to them and blow him up.'

I'd ask if you were serious, but I know you are.

'Hey, you said I could make the plan this time!'

LeeRoy opened up his chest panel and pulled out two explosive plates from the compartment, closing it back quickly to avoid them turning around and seeing where he hides them. This was stupid, incredibly stupid. More stupid than that gamble he had with the previous empire. Especially since he doesn't have any of the tools he had back then, he kind of regrets his last time going to port. LeeRoy left behind way too much last time, but food is usually more important than weapons in the short term. Now, with the explosives in hand he took a couple running steps and swung his right hand around, whipping the small plastic explosive through the air at the first guard. The one at his right hand side. On contact with a rigid body these plates explode with enough force to stun them. The guards weren't expecting this one. The right guard was knocked onto his face by the explosive detonation.

LeeRoy's focus snapped to the staggered guard's sidearm, a sleek rifle that had been in his hands as he fell. The immortal ripped it out from under him and tilted it up at the second guard. Commanding him to stop didn't do much, LeeRoy pulled the trigger and fired off two rounds into the base of, what LeeRoy assumed, was the helmet. Before seeing if his shots had succeeded he took the gun and popped a couple rounds in the back of the first guard.

'Two guys, dead. I thought you were a humanitarian.'

"I am! But technically they don't count, since they're Extraterrestrials!" In a madcat gambit LeeRoy ran for the door, exiting the way that he came but instead of heading back to his ship he took a left. "It's probably locked down, if they haven't destroyed it already. So there's a small chance that I won't be getting out the way I came. I'll have to come back for my ship later."

'What about your supplemental pills?'

"I really don't need them, I love them. They keep me sane longer, but I don't actually need them right now. I'm producing enough adrenaline on my own, thanks."

'Good luck, I'll keep quiet so you don't get distracted.'

"Thanks." That comment lead him to doorway, and that doorway opened up to reveal a room full of armored soldiers. Just like the ones that he had just dealt with. "You're serious right now? This is the kind of fate I'm living? This is peachy keen." He closed the door back and started to run like hell. A caged animal is often the most wild, and LeeRoy was no different when it came to being a prisoner. See, if he could find the armory and get a suit of power armor, then he could use that to make a clean getaway. Biggest problem with that plan is not knowing the layout of this ship, he hadn't seen much of it overall, and especially not an armory. So hopefully he'd find a map somewhere, like you'd find in a mall. "Where's the: 'You are here!' sign!? Can someone give me a break?"

To be perfectly honest, the only plan of action was to get off this ship. These people are mad, like actually mad. Some kind of plot to destroy the multiverse. Or worse, a misguided plan to use powers they don't comprehend to CONTROL IT? So LeeRoy has to make this up as he goes along, hell, around the next corner he could bump into the General himself. "Bet money he's stronger than I am."

'I'll take some of that action.'

"You said you were gonna be quiet!"

'I'm a compulsive liar.'

"Besides, what are you going to do with money?"

'Get my weave did.'

"You're not messing with my haircut." Those words were punctuated with a sliding halt, LeeRoy leapt into a small room which he hoped was empty. Slamming the door behind himself and leaning up against it. The suit made running fast easier, it did not prevent LeeRoy from becoming exhausted. "I'm out of shape."

'No, you're in shape, you're just old.'

"Yeah. I'm old, not out of shape. I was looking for the right words."

'No problem. But why are we in this room?'

"Take a break from running."The scientist panted heavily, hoping to every god out there that nobody knocked on this door. Now, unfortunately, his attention was solely on the door. LeeRoy was not actually paying attention to what was in the room with him. He could have literally stumbled into an airlock, and that would be just his luck.
I'm glad that I have the information that the two guards are Zero Tier NPCs.

This sequence is gonna be fun.
I have posted in AU Earth, and Angar Rylla is about to get spicy.
A couple hundred yards away from the fight between the two powerful energy warriors a rift poked open in the sky. A rather large one at that, through the sky hole emerged a massive ball of brown fluff. As every single pound came through the portal a rather loud noise rang through the air, and then Sukoh plummeted to the ground with a thump. In protest of this jarring entrance Sukoh let out a whining growl as he searched his surroundings. To his dismay the area was not quite so peaceful as he had hoped. A sizeable amount of destruction to the city and the occasional wounded or even dead individual. Maybe the entire multiverse was at war, this was starting to get suspicious.

With his right leg he pushed down on the ground, straining his muscles to heave himself up to his feet again. The bear looked into some of the holes, having to stand up to see a couple of them. Inside there were two men duking it out, the apparent source of this damage. Though he was frustrated at them for hurting people he had to figure out which one was the bad guy, why? 'Cause Sukoh's gonna beat'm'up. So the bear just sort of rested his head in the entrance, looking at them while they fight. The air smelled awful, whatever they were fighting with made it smell like ionized air and burnt flesh. "Rrruurrpph." The bear here, where nobody spoke animal tongue, attempted to speak to the two men. Letting out a deep and rumbling bark-like growl.
Alright, I edited the post so Sukoh is going to enter AU Earth.

And now I'll put up a post in AU Earth.
Since he knows he'd just die again if he followed his heart. Which is to go to Necropolis and try to stop the BBEG.

He's going to force himself to go to AU Earth, where it's a bit safer.
A pelvic thrust and both hands in a crotch chop. That's the salute.
Of course not, it's more than evident that they're not good folks.

And about this Grand Inquisitor.
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