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7 mos ago
Current I published a book! jlbrightman.itch.io/ko-luhn…
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7 yrs ago
Discord crashed lads. Can't get back in.
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8 yrs ago
I've opened art commissions up, anyone who wants relatively cheap art PM me here or on Discord: LeeRoy#8459
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11 yrs ago
[quote=@Rilla] DID YOU JUST TRY AND CLOTHESLINE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT [/quote]
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"

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Having caught his breath and feeling no knock on the door, LeeRoy saw fit to take a look around the room. It was a laundry room of some sort, uniforms all over the place and underpants galore. The filth of a thousand men is the same no matter what planet you're from it seems. The scientist removed the tint from his visor to look around, there was absolutely nothing of use here. Clothes upon clothes upon clothes! "Dammit!" LeeRoy swore to himself, kicking a shirt aside in his frustrations. "I'm probably being watched right now, gonna bet that there's a camera somewhere in here!" Frantically looking around the room he spotted no cameras, that doesn't mean there aren't any. They're likely small and near invisible to the naked eye.

'LeeRoy, calm down. When was the last time you took your medicine?'

His left hand rubbed against his helmet, scraping across the top of it. "I don't know! Probably a day or so, I was going to take it before I got on board this ship!"

'So you're not filtering your blood right, that's not good!'

"Yeah, I'm gonna start getting light headed." Now, a little explanation here. LeeRoy can't sleep, therefore his body doesn't do the tasks that it normally does at night. His body only does things at 1/2 efficiency due to the lack of an ability to sleep. To supplement this process he replaces his blood periodically. any blood will work. He's AB positive.

Back on topic. Shaking his head out of frustration he sat down on a bench near the back wall. Popping the clip out of the rifle and checking the number of bullets, pulling out twenty six total remaining. He's fired four shots, and he only popped it he didn't hold down the trigger. It was designed like an automatic weapon, gas powered, thoroughly analyzing it to find how he should best use his remaining shots. "Headshots only, gotta make sure I get close enough to aim. There's not enough ammo for me to spray and pray."

'Spray and praaaaay!' She screamed it as though this weren't a serious situation, LeeRoy's face tensed up in frustration. 'Yeah, sorry. This is important.'

Popping the clip back in he loaded a round into the chamber and looked down the sights. Damn thing was too thin for his tastes. The bulkier masculine guns are his style, but that's because he loved the 80s era of hyper-masculinity. "It's a bit light, good material. It'll take a bit more getting used to before I can shoot the head off of a fly but I could pinpoint someone's head."

'Steady hands, cold heart, level head and no sweetheart.'

"Are you mocking me?"

'Maybe.'

"You're not gonna take this serious are you?"

'You've never given me reason to doubt you.'

Lowering his gun he raised a finger and opened his mouth, going to say something but then he just. Closed his mouth and lowered his finger again. "Was that a compliment?" That's a first.

'It's a fact! Shut up!'

"I'm starting to think that you're not as evil as you act."

'Shut up, they're probably watching you! I bet they think you're crazy!'

With a rather unnecessary intensity he muttered to her. "Are they wrong?"
Welp, it's been half an hour, I'll start writing up my post.
Sweet, I still have 26 rounds left.
Oh, the rounds.

Izn't it obvi, iz lazrs.
Am I waiting for Skallagrim or am I good to post?
A sleek rifle, the kind mentioned by Skallagrim.

Assuming that since it's a rifle that it's either a carbine or assault rifle. And if it's an assault rifle it's likely a burst firing rifle.

LeeRoy has popped off two rounds into each of the guards, that's four rounds total.

I don't know the exact amount of ammunition held in it, if left to my devices it'll be twenty shots total.
When Crapton ran a Multiverse there was another guy who used portals like this.

Except he had huge limitations placed on him.

He could only place them in spots that he had touched. Though he could cut people in half if they got caught between two portals.
The first to react was the one who called himself 'America's Favorite Son.' Turning around and spotting Sukoh peeking into the hole in the wall. Exhasperatingly exclaiming that somebody has got to be kidding him. Human expressions are weird to Sukoh. Afterwards he seemed to blast away with that energy that made the air stink, like he was using it to jump.

Yeah, these two were some kinda wizards. But if the one who was jumping away was 'America's Favorite Son' then is the other one a bad wizard? The other was rather quiet, that is, until he spotted Sukoh. Where he shouted "The fuck is that!?" Evidently not happy to see the head of something nearly thirty times his size sticking in through the window. Though his reaction was a bit cruel, throwing a disk of energy at Sukoh from his standing position. It had the same singing smell, and then Sukoh remembered that there were people dead down there.

He was attacking him! "Grrffnarrr!" Sukoh panicked, realizing real quickly that he had put himself in a rather compromising position. Pulling his head out wouldn't get him out of the way, just out of the hole. What to do!? Oh, right. The bear swung his head sideways, shattering the concrete wall by bashing his skull against it. Now, it didn't get him entirely out of the way, but it put the energy blade somewhere it wouldn't cut off his nose. It carved into his cheek, slicing upwards and under the bottom of his ear. Leaving a massive cut across the bear's face.

Now, with this pain suddenly filling his cheek he reeled backwards. Falling onto his bottom and crushing a car beneath his heft. As well as rattling a parking meter so hard it dropped its change. The great bear pouted and rubbed at his wounded cheek, not even bothering to stand back up yet. "Gggrrarr, nnff. Nnnfarr?" Though nobody here speaks animal tongue he just muttered something rudely offensive.
One word ASTA.

Abuseable.
Damnit doubleposts.
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