Though LeeRoy's ship was hot on his mind the entire time he was forgetting one crucial detail, a detail that was incredibly important. What hit his ship? The voidman tried to speak over the shouting and ranting, LeeRoy was currently inconsoleable, until the sound of metal creaking touched his ears. LeeRoy went silent, as did the voidman. Again, the sound was certainly there. Was his ship making noises? Was his ship going to explode? That would be a nightmare. Then he'd be forced to walk through the damned desert.
Let me explain why LeeRoy's incredibly opposed to the desert.
It's useless.
The desert serves one purpose, to provide certain minerals at certain times in the year, to certain parts of the world, when a certain trade wind blows over. Otherwise, ninety-nine percent of the time, it's a literal death trap. Anything that is in the desert is totally worthless, no matter what 'gems' or 'resources' they find out there. It's not worth it, you are GOING to die, that's just how deserts work. They don't have food, water, and they're incredibly hot. Some contest that cacti and desert animals could be used to make a proper life out in the desert. Those people are dumb. LeeRoy fucking hates the desert.
But then the creaking noise a third and final time, and then his ship was sent flying. Not taking off, more like it was thrown. By something. "What." That wasn't a question, it was simply a statement of the word.
'What?' That was actually a question, the Voidman doesn't know what to expect.
"Was- Was that my ship? Why did my ship get sent flying?" He spoke aloud as he watched his ship do several flips before landing rightside up in the sand, sinking in once again. LeeRoy wandered over to the hole that had formed where his ship was and looked inside. There was a man. A man who should have been dead, but was not. And not only should he not be alive, he just threw LeeRoy's ship. "What." It wasn't just any man, no, this man was clad from head to heel in armor. Big obtrusively bright armor, like something ripped out of a cheesy RPG. And more importantly he was god damned huge! Why was this guy so big!? He's like nine or ten feet tall! What is wrong with this universe. "What!?"
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"
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I'mma smack ye'
Frank Herbert spits at your feet.
Ew, Fantasy.
Speed always matters.
Yeah, but they never hit at the speed of light.
Yeah, just repeat the process with a single 20,000lb slab of stone. That'd probably be more than enough to wipe a planet clean.
Ah, true, it would dissolve. There goes that way of utilization.
However, orbital satellites, ships, and moons with no atmosphere would be prime targets. If it hit the moon first, the moon's destruction would mutually assure the destruction of the planet. The ships would just be chunks of metal hitting the planet at great speed, so that part of the equation is resolved.
However, orbital satellites, ships, and moons with no atmosphere would be prime targets. If it hit the moon first, the moon's destruction would mutually assure the destruction of the planet. The ships would just be chunks of metal hitting the planet at great speed, so that part of the equation is resolved.
Particulate Weapon of Absolute Decimation:
Fill a dozen barrels with sand and put it on a ship that can travel AT or NEAR, or a FRACTION of the speed of light. Leave the barrels with open lids so the sand is free to fly out once it's ready. You take the sand and tie it to the front so it doesn't accidentally hit the ship.
Then, you speed the ship RIGHT the hell up and aim yourself at your target. Once you're there, slow down even a single fraction of the speed you're going. The sand is sent FLYING at the speed of light, near light speed, or a fraction of the speed of light. Here's the math:
The speed of light is 1,079,252,848.8 km/hr/299792.458 km/s. A .5 mg grain of sand moving at that speed would have 269,813,212,200 j of force.
For Comparison, a single ton of TNT: 4,184,000,000 j.
Each grain of sand would have more power than 64 tons of TNT. And there's 12 drums full. Like oil drums. Let's say 55 gallon drums, alright. That's 800lbs. Each grain of sand is .5 mg.
The amount of damage that it could do to a planet is no less than complete destruction.
If my math holds up properly.
Fill a dozen barrels with sand and put it on a ship that can travel AT or NEAR, or a FRACTION of the speed of light. Leave the barrels with open lids so the sand is free to fly out once it's ready. You take the sand and tie it to the front so it doesn't accidentally hit the ship.
Then, you speed the ship RIGHT the hell up and aim yourself at your target. Once you're there, slow down even a single fraction of the speed you're going. The sand is sent FLYING at the speed of light, near light speed, or a fraction of the speed of light. Here's the math:
The speed of light is 1,079,252,848.8 km/hr/299792.458 km/s. A .5 mg grain of sand moving at that speed would have 269,813,212,200 j of force.
For Comparison, a single ton of TNT: 4,184,000,000 j.
Each grain of sand would have more power than 64 tons of TNT. And there's 12 drums full. Like oil drums. Let's say 55 gallon drums, alright. That's 800lbs. Each grain of sand is .5 mg.
The amount of damage that it could do to a planet is no less than complete destruction.
If my math holds up properly.
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