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Current I published a book! jlbrightman.itch.io/ko-luhn…
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7 yrs ago
Discord crashed lads. Can't get back in.
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8 yrs ago
I've opened art commissions up, anyone who wants relatively cheap art PM me here or on Discord: LeeRoy#8459
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11 yrs ago
[quote=@Rilla] DID YOU JUST TRY AND CLOTHESLINE ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT [/quote]
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"If you kill a man, you scorn his wife. If you kill his wife, you scorn her child. If you kill her child, you scorn his village. If you kill his village, you scorn the kingdom. If you kill the kingdom you scorn an empire. If you kill an empire, then who is left?"

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This has all been a contest to see who's silly logic is sillier.
Yeah, a vein of iron ripped from the ground like crabgrass would be more than enough to trip the giant mecha. And since it's quite top heavy it wouldn't be able to get up fast enough to save itself.
Not for me, just two people. Personally I feel pretty good, all things considered. Especially seeing as how I almost lost a finger, so today is a good morning.
Good morning
The four advance guards were awoken to the sound of banging on the outside door, fearing the worst they equipped themselves in full riot gear. Dutch raised a brow to the rest of the crew, they all shrugged at him. None of them really saw this as a genuine threat, but they were the only ones awake and they were obligated to check. Lest they make the mistake of being too unwary and getting someone killed. So they armed themselves with longswords and assault rifles, once they were fully dressed they charged the door.

Outside, however, was not just a zombified machine. No, there was a small man fearful for his own life. The strange man was screaming at the top of his lungs. With good reason they soon noticed, behind him was a small group of the metallic monstrosities. They were dead set on capturing him. Had the guards not shown up he would have died.

Magdeline pointed at the pack and raised her gun up to her eye, looking down the sights at their heads. "Fire!" She shouted, the other three followed suit and unleashed a hail of lead upon the machines. It took a good bit of fire and two clips per guard but the robots were all felled in respectable time.

After felling the robots Arnold walked over to them and kicked at them with his front legs, testing to see if they're dead. Which unsurprisingly, they were very much dead. While he was checking the metal corpses Dutch approached the newcomer and poked his finger into his chest. "You, give me your name."
If I told you what I was planning, you would avoid her like the pox.

But I can't spoil it, yet.
It seems like people are dead set on meeting Jessibelle. I won't stop you, Important, but it will go badly if he attacks her.
It repeatedly assails them, so I was assuming that it encircled them.

Other than that I'd say she's good to go. If anyone has any objection with this then tell me, because I'm putting her on the list.
I only see an asshole, I said dicks.
The dick waving carries on.

Huzzah.

I wanted to see more dicks in my daily life.
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