Leidenschaft

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

I have been gifted with the wonderful thing of being female, so I don't have to worry about beards.

@MiddleEarthRoze

Don't tempt fate.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

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My Manchurian ancestors didn't even give me a Fu Manchu, wtf...

@gcold

Srs, I mean, look at this guy-



Toshiro Mifune had a glorious Nippon rug of beard along his face and all I get is glorified stubble.

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That was the greatest description of orc religious practices I have ever read.

I could grow an excellent goatee I'm sure, but side burns are out of the question, largely because one side is thicker than the other for some fucked up reason.

Maybe I should go contract Vikingism on a trip to Sweden or something.

@Dervish

Just go and get bit by a bear. You know what kind of bear.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

Don't give Gcold any ideas. He already made a fucking 360 noscope joke.

YOU'RE RUINING MY IMMERSION

I can't even play Skyrim anymore, this is all I have, you hear me?

Also, everyone knows Boethia a best. Eats elvish god-heroes, shits them out and then big, green fuccbois actually worship living shit.

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I've always been envious of Sheggy's beard in Shivering Isles. You think my Gaulish, Teutonic and Celtic ancestors could pass on genes that give me even growing facial hair? Nooooo.

@Dervish

The gods mock me by making my face only play at growing a beard. It grows in the shape of one, but is too sparse. It's like the ghost of a beard on my face, wtf bruh smh tbh fam #YEET

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

We must offer up a sacrifice to G'khlthkl!

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

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Not to mention the hand chopped in half and the broken knee.

@Peik

Yea, those probably helped. Moral of the story is that teamwork makes the dream work.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

@Mortarion, I'm sure you're pretty good with the grammar and everything, but that post seems a little rushed. You should tidy it up, lots of run-on sentences and places where you should've put periods and whatnot. I understand you were rushing to get Tsleeixth up to speed, but try to slow it down a bit lest the quality of the post is sacrificed.

A quick tip? You could've cold-opened in the battle, or the very start of it, and left the night's events and his arrival just an afterthought instead of scrambling to address everywhere Tsee's been.

Also, try to slow Tsee down a bit. Jorwen has trouble taking these things down and he's a tower of a man. Tsee puts himself one-on-one with a Kamal and it crushes his hand and punches him in the ribs. If it had landed a blow like that, Tsee would surely be dead, having the wind knocked out of him and stunned by the impact. I illustrated this when White-Eye took a couple punches to his body and he's pretty dead. You would do better to have some of the mercenaries with Tsee overwhelming the Kamal with his help instead of 1v1. Even Jorwen hasn't managed to kill one single-handedly, he'd have been dead without White-Eye's sacrifice and the only reason Sadri killed one by his lonesome was because it was pretty distracted and panicked, unaware of its surroundings.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

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Does that mean that there's a possibility of driving them back with sick burns?

@Peik

We gotta to roast 'em, bruh

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

The defenders celebrating a pyrrhic victory, reenactment, 4e205

youtube.com/watch?v=en1uwIzI3SE

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

The Kamal are archer-deprived. Their means of battle are-

1. Thawing out
2. Fucking
3. Killing
4. Freezing again

As such, their armor is especially savage-looking and heavy, hence why they simply sink to the bottom when they fell into the water. Their only ranged weapons are their ice-spike launchers on their ships. Or if one were to throw their weapon at someone.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

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We lost half our men killing Irishmen high on roots and now we're getting our asses kicked by an army of sapient frost trolls fully clad in iron who are ushering in a magical industrial era.

@Peik

And we're all hungover for the last one.