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6 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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"If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum."


Marie: "Jokes on you, I don't have a~ oh..."

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Morgan: I may be stupid, but I am not dumb. Wait.
Whatever, that is not my true love! Not colorful or fashionable enough! You can't trick me with plain white vans baguette lady!




Better?


I got a feeling Marie and Nathan are going to be seeing each other a lot. And I look forward to it, have some friendly banter and try to kill one another. Except the banter probably won't be friendly.


Yes, truly the conflict of an Americanized-Frenchie and a Demonic-Englishman talking about disturbing shit to one another will definitely be entertaining.

I just need to put some guns on Marie's rocket heels and we'll truly be having a smashing time.

Because holy shit am I subtle with my references
Seeing as there's a bounty hunter in the group I think it would be funny to have Babble have a bounty on her head for one hundred and twenty dollars put on her by the local grocery store.


$120 in what?

Baguettes?
Wine?
Bonbons?
Croissants?
Ruptured Eardrums?
Broken Marriage Windows?

Ya gotta be specific my guy.
Oh wait. Just noticed.

Nathan probably has a bounty on his head.


I mean, he's an "asshole in a suit", so of course Marie's gonna go after Scrooge McDuck and steal his riches.

Also because he's a demon, but that's irrelevant.
@Lmpkio See, despite being a card-carrying badass with enough weapons for an entire squad, Marie's actually just gonna hide in vans with suspicious signs


Bounty hunting is a complicated profession.

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My one and only true love is candy and candy only.




Your true love is within.
- Dancing is something that Morgan sucks at, and he knows it but continues to dance anyway.






I couldn't pick one joke for that factoid, so enjoy both :P
Also as an Australian, I'll say.

The birds only won because we ran out of bullets okay. If bullets were cheaper they would have lost big time.




Or maybe they've just outsmarted your pesky bullets... smh
I mean, yeah, cassowary's are cool and all, but emu's are still the only bird to win a war against humans.


You mean by Naruto running all over the damn place?

I mean... they still won. They couldn't stop all of them.

Truly Emus are the key to raid Area 51.
-What's your worst nightmare?
"Huh, that's a little personal. I guess failure. Or ostriches, fuckin' Christ, you ever see one of those thing up close?"


Then I present to you... the Cassowary.



Aka: Flightless Murder Bird that can disembowel you with his 15 - 17 cm long clawed feet.
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