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    1. Lord of Evil 10 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current _ (:3 」∠ )_
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8 yrs ago
So apparently, business shorts are a thing that exists. All I can say is... why?
9 yrs ago
Been busy lately, courtesy of the guy who thought that it was a good idea to have 3 assignments and a test due in the same week.
9 yrs ago
Cards against humanity is... more certainly something else
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9 yrs ago
*Person with Seeing Eye dog stops right next to me* *Goes to pet the dog* *Sees "Please don't pet the dog" sign* ;-; I cry every time
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Anyone remember the period a little after guildfall, when the site didn't have a lot of work put into it, the servers went down pretty often and people were moving out? We waited and waited until boom, Mahz made America the guild great again. That was about where I left off.



My mistake was trying to take on everything at once (and being cringy as hell but I mean come on). Well now I'm back, and better than ever.

And I'll be damned if I let anything get in the way of having a good time.

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In Deleted 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Can someone help me with mine? I have no idea what I'm doing in terms of mythology... Some suggestions would be nice
Yeah, so what exactly is Satoi supposed to be out here for?
Satoi's presence was discovered; this would make it significantly harder to get out unnoticed. Satoi watched the proceedings unfold. He didn't approve of the old man's methods of discipline but he wasn't in a position to object at the moment. Instead, his brain surmised that the farmer had some sort of martial arts training, judging from his physique and the way he carried himself. Regardless of what particular discipline the farmer practiced, it would make things more difficult to take him down. However, that only applied if Satoi fought him in direct combat.

As the boy left the barn, Satoi rifled through his pockets. He moved as little as he could to prevent any creaks that could give away his position. He slowly drew out his water skin, carefully extending his arm outwards towards in the direction opposite to where the large farmer now faced, apparently searching the barn for the intruder that prepared to strike him down.

Satoi dropped the water skin, letting It land on the hay with a soft thud. The farmer snapped around to look at the source of the disturbance and Satoi got ready. As the large man bent down to investigate, Satoi silently dropped from the rafters. The farmer turned at the creaking in the rafters, but by then it was too late.

Satoi's fist lashed out, connecting cleanly with the old man's head, knocking him to the floor. Satoi landed gracefully onto the floor before rushing forward, grabbing the large man in a choke hold, covering the old man's mouth. He was strong, the farmer, but not as strong as Satoi. His struggles ceased after a time and Satoi released the body, letting him slump to the ground. Light footsteps coming from outside alerted Satoi that the boy was coming back in so he sidestepped to a shadowy patch by the barn, trusting his dark uniform to conceal his form. The boy entered and gasped in alarm at the man's prone form, rushing forward to investigate. But as he passed by Satoi's hiding spot, Satoi delivered a single chop to the boy's neck, slamming him into the floor.

Satoi flipped the boy over and checked his pulse. It was somewhat faint and a little slow, but still evident. Satoi breathed a sigh of relief and retrieved his water skin, brushing the hay off of it. The large man was the same. Satoi liked to think that he was a professional, he didn't like taking needless lives. But despite his training, Satoi was perhaps not as hard headed as he should be for a ninja.

As Satoi opened the door to leave the barn, he turned back and looked at the boy. He was thin and had looked rather tired, and the big man's treatment of the boy didn't exactly display a healthy relationship. Satoi rummaged in his bag once again and took out a piece of dried meat, walking over and hiding it under the boy's clothes. An token of apology was in order, he reasoned. A good ninja leaves others completely unaware that he was ever there. A ninja normally takes responsibility for their own mistakes but the boy had already suffered due to Satoi's incompetence and he wanted to make up for it a little bit.

As Satoi exited the barn, he briefly wondered if he should've waited for them to stop looking for him. But he dismissed the thought quickly and went on his way. He had somewhere to be, after all, and good ninjas stuck to their schedules.
In Deleted 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Still thinking.
@Halvtand Is there a window or something in this barn or am I going to have to use the door?
In Deleted 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Alright, time to research...
In Deleted 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I guess I can get behind that. Names then, I suppose. Anyone with suggestions?
Context?
In Deleted 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Still need to eat first though, so, fire anyone?
@KoL
Ask for the Quadratic Formula.

I just realized no one will understand this joke.


Well I know what it is...

(-b + - root b^2-4ac)/2a, right?
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