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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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TL;DR, He's a street magician who knows real magic and is probably in way over his head with the Eldritch.

Here's a more detailed list of the spells Ysran can cast, as well as a short description of them.


Another thing about Ysran's magic is that in addition to mana, it also costs a bit of sanity to cast. So if Ysran goes around slinging spells super fast, he'll likely break down and start laughing uncontrollably or get unreasonable paranoid. Stuff like that.
So are their just Regular Elves? Or do they have to be a variation?
Ysran scrambled back to land, and back near the fire.

"I'm... Mostly fine." He pointed to his shoulder wounds. "I'll be fine, but Sasha, you need medical attention. Fast. Perhaps there's an herb or something we can use? I know a Spider's web can help with wounds. Anybody know anything about medical plants?"

Ysran glanced over Sasha's body. There were claw marks all over his chest, but none were very deep. Those would likely heal in time, but the wound on his side needed to be treated quickly, he was losing blood fast.

"I suppose as a last resort we could try to cauterize the wound, but... I don't think it'll work to well..."
Ysran bolted upright. There was a scream, and it was close. To close. As he scrambled to his feet, Ysran saw the same Panther-Lizards that they had just eaten attacking the group, one was had already gotten to one of the girls, and there were four more, two going after Horace, and another going after Sasha, with another close behind.

"To the lake! The water get to the water!" It was Horace. He was holding a long burning stick, facing against one of the Panther-Lizard, and began to charge it. Ysran grabbed the rock knife, just in case.

Running towards the beach of the lake, One of the Panther-Lizards going after Sasha started turned his attention to him. Sprinting towards the beach, the Panther-Lizard eventually caught up to him, running side by side to him Ysran took this opportunity to shove the rock knife into the Panther-Lizard's eye. The Panther-Lizard fell to the ground roaring in pain.

Ysran had finally made it about knee-deep in the water when something slashed the back of his leg, looking behind him he saw several fish almost... circling him. While distracted, the Panther-Lizard jumped onto Ysran, knocking him down, just barely above the water. As the Panther-Lizard kept it's claws on his shoulders, Ysran could only slowly hold back the gaping maw of the Panther-Lizard as it slowly brought it's snout onto him. Ysran could think of only one thing to do. Ysran stared deeply into the remaining eye of the Panther-Lizard, the rock stuck still in the other. Using all of his concentration, Shouted with all of his might: "QUASABA PAR!"

The fish swimming around him had now jumped out of the water, and onto the Panther-Lizard. Slicing the leg of the Panther-Lizard gave Ysran just enough time to grab the rock knife out of the Panther-Lizard's eye, and straddle on top of it. He then used his knife to slice open the Animal's throat and stab it repeatedly. As the fish devoured the Panther-Lizard and Ysran added his efforts, the Creature eventually roared one more in pain and collapsed. Now for the others.
RIP Mia and Susan. You will be missed. Probably.
Well, if I wanted him to be threatening before, he'll never be now.


I don't think anybody is threatening to Ysran. Once you've had an Eldritch diety probe your mind, you kind of lose the sense of fear.

Ysran Stormreach

Ysran watched as the the kobold stomped off into the forest, as he saw her do her best to be threatening. A normal man might have been a little intimidated, but Ysran could only let out a nearly inaudible chuckle."Well, good luck! Have fun!"Ysran shouted after her.

Ysran remembered the little bow the Kobold had. He was guessing she knew how to use it. It was time to take some precautions. Ysran waved his hand in front of him, as a dark swirl went around his arm. Then the other. Then the rest of his body. Ysran put his hands behind his back and looked down, letting his hair cover his face.

"Well, so much for that. What about you, Caractacus? You want to go with? Look around some more?" Ysran put his gripped his chin, revealing his hand, which was covered in thick silver scales. Quickly realizing this, he put his hand back behind his back. "Although, you'd have to do something with your little horde here. I doubt the cart has room for all of them, not to mention, the driver probably doesn't want zombies on board."

Yeeee

Ysran Stormreach


"What am I doing here huh? Well, to be honest, I have no clue. I don't even know where I'm at. I just woke up on a caravan with no recollection of the previous day. So in short, I'm completely lost.The caravan driver said he'd take me to the next stop, which hopefully is a city of sorts, and hopefully I can get my bearings. So... do you guys want to see if you can come with? Or should we look around a little more?"

Ysran put his blade away and gestured towards the buildings. Or, at least what was left of them.
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