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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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The City of Champaign, IL.

The Year is 1975, and things have taken a turn for the worst. According to the radio, what seem to Cultists of all things have begun to roam the night streets. The Corpses of inhumane horrors have been found littering the Cultist sites. Not to mention the human ones. Citizens have been advised to stay indoors during the nights, and have a weapon at the ready. For those who leave during the night are often never seen alive again, and those that are found have gone completely mad. Raving on and on about nonsense to scribbling strange symbols on their walls. Now, the city isn't stupid. Trained military soldiers and S.W A.T. teams have entered Champagne, and their bodies are recovered shortly after. Some are intact, while some are missing parts of their bodies. Some appear to have even been eaten, or changed drastically. From blackened rubbery skin, to what even appear to be extra limbs growing out of them. The city is in turmoil. Residents don't dare to leave their homes, and those that do carry weapons and are usually very paranoid of others. You are here now. Whether or not of your own volition.
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Greetings! You should already know who I am based on the name to your left. This does take place on earth, in America.

A few things you may want to know:

Seeing as this is Earth, I'm afraid it's humans only.

Magic Rules: Magic does exist, however, it's not arcane magic. No lightning bolt, no fireballs, no magic missles. However, Occult magic is a thing, albeit incredibly rare, and usually has pretty bad side effects. As opposed to going off of Mana like an arcane spell would, Spells instead go off of Sanity, and can drive a person insane. Magic is not known about by common people. Unless you're well versed in the Occult, you don't know magic exists.

As for you, you aren't a superhero. You're a regular person in the city. Your occupation would be that of a normal person. Are a S.W.A.T. member who survived the raids and are in hiding? Are you a carpenter? Are you a military veteran? Hell, you could even be a drug dealer, anything that a normal person could be. You can be a little Japanese schoolgirl for all I care. If you do use magic in some way, it is extremely limited, and as stated before, they aren't fireballs or anything like that.

The city is in lock down. Nobody comes in or out now. You want out? Too bad. You'd need to get through roadblocks, soldiers, tanks, and more.

How you got into the city is up to you. You could've lived there your whole life, you could have just moved here for a new job. It's all up to you.

Your objective is yours to choose. Do you want to try and escape the city? Bring the fight to the Cultists? Or survive until this all blows over?

Feel free to ask any questions.
Count me in!
Lance ran behind Noella, bolt in arm and the assassin still slung across his shoulders just in time to see the assassin throw the claw, an Veronica getting tackled out of the way. Out of breath, Lance made it back to the team."Nice going, kid! Quite impressive." The boy's magic came as no surprise to Lance. He'd seen magic users before, and now was no different. He turned to the Baron. "What do you say we take this one somewhere more... solitary. Away from Veronica. We might be able to get some information out of this guy." He then turned to Lucky. "Hey. You can keep the knife. Think of it as a thank-you gift for saving Veronica. Don't worry, I've got plenty more." Shifting the man's weight once more, Lance felt another sharp pain in his arm. Yanking the bolt out of his arm and snapping it in half in one fluid motion, he put it into a small case pocket on the side of his armor. Grabbing one of the red flasks that hung on his belt, he took a quick swig and put it back. "So, Where am I taking this guy?" He said, pointing at the man on his shoulders.
Also, do remember that my character has a lot of money, I can buy supplies, and whatnot.
Ysran watched the situation unfold, listening intently. So this was Anomaly? Not as tall as he was expecting. Then there was the portal. Stepping through, Rockin' explained that they were in an old Sonic game. Great. Well, at least they didn't end up in Mortal Kombat. And before Ysran had a chance to ask any questions, Rockin' took off on a pair of mechanical wings. "So uh... he never told us what exactly we're looking for. And there's really only one way forward: through the level." Ysran put his hands on his hips and looked down. "Though I suppose if we're looking for something, a little extra help wouldn't hurt right? Gimmie a sec."

Ysran closed his eyes and put one of his hands to his temple, while the other was extended towards the ground. "Let's see if this works... A dark aura began to surround the ground where Ysran was pointing.Torezodu En Noco! shouted Ysran. On command, a swirling black hole opened in the ground, as a horrid creature began to claw its way out. With a helping hand from Ysran, the creature eventually stood on its feet and looked forward with soulless eyes.

"This is Chuckles, a Shambler. I call him that because he laughs when he eats. It's... a little off-putting, but what else would you expect from an Eldritch monstrosity eh?" He said, patting the Shambler on the back."So, we ready?"
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Buh bye!
As the large man ran through the field, he suddenly fell down face first. Likely an arrow from Noella. Leaping on top of the man, he struggled relentlessly, but in a manner of seconds, his arms were behind his back, and was in a Chokehold. Forty seconds passed before his flailing stopped. During this time, he saw Gear Heart rushing towards the pond and crushing, presumably, the monsters. Either that or, he hates frogs. "Hey! Gear Heart! Take this guy to the Baron. Let him decide what to do with him. But, obviously, don't let this guy anywhere near Veronica." Taking the assassin'assassin's crossbow and bolts, we went towards the forest to grab the bandit he hadn't killed. Still unconscious, he proved to be much lighter than Lance though he would be. Maybe he's just a lot stronger than he thought. On the way back, Lance found Noella sitting in one of the trees. He looked at her with a grin."Lance the Bear huh? Heh, figured I'd be more of a Lion guy, but Bear works too. Let's see what the Baron wants to do with these guys." Shifting the unconscious man's weight, Lance felt a sharp pain in his upper bicep. "I should also probably get this looked at." He said, tilting his head in the direction of the bolt stuck in his arm.
@rush99999 K. I'll be putting this dude in the medieval equivalent of cuffs and getting this bolt taken out of my arm.
All fixed.
@Aquanthe I didn't see he had a second post up. My bad. Guess I'll have to make some changes.
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