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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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The year had flown by for Lance. Perhaps it was his age? They do say time flies when you're older. Nevertheless, Lance tirelessly worked as Veronica's protector. The days went by, and in his spare time, Lance continued to work on his swordsmanship, (or rather, lancemanship) and potion making. At first the whole concept was foreign to him. However he quickly learned that is was simply a process of remembering combonations. Some, were of course fairly easy, like Antivenom. While others, like healing potions were much mor complicated. On the upside, however, he has managed to increase his understanding of identification. With a much bigger variety now learned, he hoped this would help to protect Veronica in some way. He had gotten attached to the child.

Lance also began to notice something odd. Lance kept his weapons in a very particular order, not to mention sheathed and buckled. Sword, Shield, Lance, and then a collection of other miscellaneous weapons. One of which was a case of knives. Serrated, like the one he gave Lucky. It also held smaller daggers, used for throwing. Over the past few months Lance noticed that they had been tampered with. Some went missing, while others were turned around, facing a different direction than what they were originally. Lance worried for Veronica's safety. Had some assassin taken them? Or used them in some plot?

Lance kept a much closer eye on Veronica for the time he was around. Lance eventually went to see some of the others. He had gotten bored and decided to socialize. Lucky seemed like a good start. Heading to the stables, he was nowhere to be found. How odd. Where else could he be? The barn seemed like the next best choice. Upon getting closer, Lance's elven ears perked up as he heard grunting and the sound of something slashing against wood. Peeking through a crack in the wall, Lance saw Lucky slashing against... something. Lucky then pulled out throwing knife, and threw it at, presumably, a target. Then he got another. Lance quickly recognized the knives as his own. While he would like them back, he decided that Lucky would make better use of them for now. Even if he told Lucky to return them, he'd likely take them while Lance wasn't around. Lance Walked back to the castle. "Keep trainin' kid. One day, the world's gonna need ya."
Banned for being a tree hugger.
*poke*
As Code began to explain the next area, Ysran noticed Rockin' run through the portal. Ysran became increasingly worried as the seconds ticked by, and he ran through the portal after Rockin'.

Stepping through, Rockin' was already under attack. A group of what looked like Samurai were slashing at Rockin's magic shield. Ysran had an idea. "Oi! Over here! Come get some!" the group turned towards Ysran, losing interest in the seemingly invincible pony. Charging at him. Ysran Closed his eyes. Thought back to the horrors he had seen in that vision just a moment ago.

Ysran opened his eyes and gave an evil grin. Shoving his hands forward he shouted:"Hoxmarch!" A large black shadow flew forth from Ysran's hands. As it engulfed the area in front of him, there was a rapid succession of Clang! as the Samurai all dropped their weapons and ran off in different directions, seemingly shoving each other out of the way, trying to run from the shadows. All but one. Although he quickly realized the situation, and ran off with the others. Looking around, Ysran seemed to be on a mountain, or plateau of sorts. Somewhere rocky. "Well, that was fun. Maybe wait next time though. I don't want you dying on me. If you are going to run ahead, at least take Chuckles with you. When I decide to re-summon him, of course."
TRIGGERED
Arrested for public indecency. I mean just look at that avatar!
baned four dobt


Banned for being awful at English.
@RokkuHoshiI remember My best D&D moment being when I was playing as my Rouge. Our job was to escort military supplies to a nearby fort from the main city. Going down the road, our ranger came back from scouting ahead, and found enemy soldiers waiting on the road ahead. So i take this time to say quote: "I sneak attack with my Ballista". The DM was totally okay with it for whatever reason. So that's how I ended up sniping a guy with a Ballista for like 60 damage. Twas glorious. And us now an inside joke amongst my D&D buddies.
@RokkuHoshi Yes indeed, I do play good ol' D&D. 5e or pathfinder are my preferred style. I usually play dragonborn monk because having 19 AC at level 1 is totally fair.
Banned for being sad. Real men don't get sad.
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