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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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Ah, yes. Magic Missle. Arguably the only good level one arcane spell.
@Aquanthe@dereken I think Y'all muthafuckus need to settle this once and for all. 1v1. Fox only. Final Destination. No items. 3 sets. The loser will be beaten with oranges by yours truly. Get practicing.
Flying behind Rockin' on the broom, a large, tall flagpole came into view. Landing, Rockin' showed them a strange green glowing stone. So that's what the pieces looked like. Good to know.

Back at the first room, Code stood by a table, and congratulated everyone on their success. Code said the usual "Mysterious Good Guy" stuff. Your questions will be answered in time, What I can tell you, yada yada. Much of the same. Ysran stood with his hand on his hip, waiting for his little speech to end, when Code said to touch the Crucible piece. Eh, what's the worst that could happen? Reaching out, as his finger touched the stone, visions flooded his mind. Images of Horrid creatures raced through his mind. He'd been exposed to the Eldritch before, but even then, it was quite the mental attack to him.

Squeezing his eyes closed, he began to mentally fight off the monsters. He knew they weren't real. They posed no threat to him. They were just there to instill fear. He thought back to earlier times. These creatures were nothing compared to what he had faced. He opened his eyes. The room was silent. He had won. Setting his hand back down, he could feel the fear becoming a part of him. Just like his other spells. Was this the power of the Crucible? Armed with a new spell, he listened intently to what Code had to say. Something about a pocket dimension. Isn't that how Bags of Holding work? Huh. He'd have to look into that. "Right. So, where to next? Are we going through another portal? And do you have anything we could use? Like potions, or Medicines of sorts? Perhaps a way to restore mana?"
Granted. Every living cell is now dead, and only metals remain.

I wish I was a Super Saiyan.
Ysran will likely just get a new spell. How about Tasha's Hideous Laughter? Or maybe the Fear spell? What do you think I should get?
@Lord Orgasmo It's pretty good. I'd just like some general idea of his height (So I can be like "The tall warlord" or w/e is appropriate, instead of another vague 'he' or having to use his name six times in the same paragraph if he shows up that much in one). I may think of a couple more things after I go to bed, but they'll all probably just be small things.

Also, if anyone happens to skim this and is making a mage character, I completely changed the 'magecraft' section of the OP to try to clarify some stuff. It's, at its core, mostly the same, but the more nuanced stuff is better explained.


We'll say he's like... 6'3
How's this?

In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Feels like we are missing some people. Most of the infirmary players. Or am a I just crazy?


I've Just been playing solitaire and minesweeper for the past hours waiting for these kids to get out of my office.
I'l probably have Monica go home soon or something. More energy drinks are required.
A full five minutes had passed before Ysran had regained his senses. Thankfully nobody had seemed to notice his little display. Except for Elyria, if course. Groaning, Ysran slowly managed to get to his feet. He began to speak slowly: "Okay...I think, uh... I think I'm fine. I'll just... Cut back on the magic a bit..." He gave Elyria a quick nod, as a means of thanks, and he began to slowly collect the fish scattered around. Once he had an armfull, he returned to Alberich. "I uh... I got some fish. There's still a whole bunch more over there..." He pointed to the area beside the lake. "I need to uh... sit down for a moment... maybe I'll read something..." He shuffled slowly towards the fire and dar down. Putting his pack in front of him, he began to go through it. There were some candles, chalk, a few books, some detailing spells, the others, we're likely some other sort of ritual. Ysran was a little to tired to translate through the books, and tried to find one in common. Pulling our a small paperback book, the title read: "Choose your own adventure! Dungeons and Dragons: Fall of Wintersrock." a bit of a silly read, but he needed something to help him relax. That is, of course, until they were attacked by who-knows-what. Things always seemed to go in that direction for him. Taking his crossbow and blade off, he set them beside himself, and began to dig into his book.
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