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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


My 1x1 thread, because I'm a shameless hack.

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We talk through pixels on a screen from complete opposite sides of the planet.
The Foreign Fucker.
Banned for misspellings.
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Dies from Calcium deficiency.
In Outlaw 9 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Aquanthe dragged my sorry ass here. So I guess I'm here now.
<Snipped quote by Lord Orgasmo>

Were you too busy mowing your lawn like me? It isn't fun having a yard that can't decide if it wants to go up or down.


Actually, yes. That's pretty spooky
Granted. But you are so empty your organs collapse in on themselves and you die.

Could I get like 5 bucks?
I'll be honest, I'm gonna sleep the rest of the day, becaus fuck work


I was going to say something like: "Dude it's like noon." Then I saw it was 5.

What the fuck happened.
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