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The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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Bio
"No one can escape the fate given to them. All that remains is the end, where you will all perish. Eternal greatness exists only within myself. Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."
Yaaaay. Maybe I should wake up on a caravan again. Or in the trash. He'd be a trashman. He'd throw trash all over his enemies. And then start eatin' garbage. And then pick up a trashcan, and bash it over a guy's head.
in all seriousness though, he will probably be waking up in a trash can.
So, question? Will our powers refine or otherwise get stronger as we progress? Like will Monica get to the point were she can get a crowd of people to raise their hands up and offer energy, and she could make like a healing spirit bomb?
Personality: Generally very curious. Fairly carefree and loves to make others laugh.
Weapons: Mainly his magic, but when it comes to close quarters, he has a Crossbow that fires magic bolts, and a Longsword. And this is a full sized crossbow too, not one of them pansy hand crossbows.
Skills/Magic: Ysran uses a variety of Eldritch spells, including: Eldritch Blast, Attract fish, Summon Shambler, Summon Fish (Although this can be almost any aquatic creature) Fishscales and Greater Fishscales. Not to mention basic illusions. He is also trying his best to learn 2 new spells: Heal and Breath of the Deep.
History: Ysran Stormreach is the son of a very successful business man (and woman) who owned Stormreach Harbor. After their untimely death, the company was left to Ysran. Instructed by a family friend, Ysran became very successful like his parents. However, Ysran grew bored of the harbor, and decided to roam the vast world as a traveling Magician. Eventually he came across a book that would change his life forever. A book containing the secrets to Eldritch and Occult magic. Real magic. Ysran's dream. Returning home, Ysran learned about a secret Occult language and soon was able to conjure a ball of force, and soon a Shambler (a zombie minion basically) After making a name for himself as "The Magician of the Deep" His efforts soon led him to Brazil, where an aquatic diety revealed himself to Ysran. After completing a few tasks for him and his people, he was granted great understanding of the Eldritch, and can now fluently commune with them, as well as learning a few new spells. He now seeks out more knowledge and spells to fill his collection.
Just gonna sliiiide in a new spell.
A ball of dark energy capable of delivering quite a bit of force, about enough to go through a door. Against living targets, this can knock people down, and it terms of damage, it would take 2-3 to kill a normal person as the darkness burns like a strong acid.
Attracts all manner of fish and sometimes other aquatic creatures to a singular point. The range can vary from a few inches to several feet.
A zombie-like minion is summoned to do Ysran's bidding. It can follow simple commands such as "Hold this" or "Go there". If told to, the Shambler will follow another person's commands until told otherwise by Ysran. It prioritizes Ysran's commands first.
A fish (or other aquatic creature) is summoned much like a Shambler. These can be anything from a goldfish, to a Great White Shark. However the general rule is, the bigger the creature, the shorter time it has before it is unsummoned. This can be delayed, but requires great concentration from Ysran.
Creates a layer of Scale-like armor around the skin. It doesn't turn your skin into scales,it just created a layer of them on top of the skin. Greater Fishscales is stronger, but normal Fishscales can be cast on others.
Can heal most wounds, poisons, and some diseases. This spell however costs quite a bit of mana, and spell casting time can take a while.
Fills an opponent's lungs with water, drowning them. However first, Ysran must mentally overcome his opponent. The spell also takes a moment to cast, and only lasts as long as Ysran concentrates.
Ysran sends forth a black smokescreen, and all that see within are shown monstrous, disgusting versions of their worst fears come to life. This usually makes people run away, or cower in fear.
Man. Nothing good was on today. She needed to resubscribe to Netflix too... Maybe she should go out today, do some random errands. Yeah, that's probably not a bad idea. And you know what? She could use the cardio. The store wasn't to far from her house, and either were her electric company. She needed to pay her electric bill. Guess she'd better get started.
Putting some sneakers on, she headed out. First, her Electric bill. A brisk 5 minute walk later, and there she was. "Wattsons' Electric Company" the sign read. How creative. Peeking through the glass doors, there was no line. Just a bored looking woman leaning over her desk. Her blond hair cleverly hid her facial features while she was napping. Walking through the double doors, a pair of bells rang, signaling her presence. Flinching, the woman stood up straight and brushed her hair out of the way. After a relatively bleak conversation, her bill was paid, and her home would have electricity for a while longer.
Next... she needed groceries. Eh. She'd do it on her way back. How about, she goes to... her stomach growled. Man, she was hungry! Guess she'd be eating out. What sounded good? Anything, really. She headed towards a restaurant directly across the street from her. Neon letters above the doors read: "Fiesta!" Exclamation point included. Mexican huh? Guess her gut was in for a wild ride. Finding a nearby booth, she looked over the menu. Her eyes immediately set on a steak taco and fajita special. When a waiter came over, he looked exactly like you'd expect. A tan tall man with a rectangular head and short black hair accompanied by a thick black moustache. After telling him her order he departed and came back shortly with some water that she had ordered.
After goofing around on her phone, she was interrupted by the sound of clinking plates. Looking up, the same waiter had returned with two large plates with her food. With a polite "Thank you," she began eating. The steak tacos were Cooked to perfection. The juicy steak combined with other dried and wet ingredients created an amazing sensation. The fajitas weren't a joke either. Expertly placing an empty tortilla under her food, as she ate, the parts that would fall out would become a new burrito. Or something. Afterwords she looked down at her creation. Wrapping the tortilla up, she bit into it. It was amazing, as expected. Getting her check, she paid it off.
Stepping outside, she breathed in the fresh air. The groceries could wait. She needed a nap. She began to walk back to her home. Who knows? Maybe something would happen on the way back.
Appearance: Typically wears a robe with a tunic underneath. And pants. Pants are usually nice to have.
Race: Elf
Magic: Ysran has a variety of spells he's collected over several years of servitude to the Old Ones. Occult magic, unlike regular magic, feeds off of a person's sanity, rather than a form of mana. If to many spells are cast, Ysran may suffer...side effects. This can be as simple as falling to the ground and refusing to get up, to more severe things, like running around and trying to surprise hug people, all the while laughing like a maniac. it's because he is. For spell specifics, see the list below.
Equipment: Ysran carries a Machete and a Crossbow that fires magic bolts. He's also got some ritual materials and what not in his pack.
Personality: Generally very curious and carefree. Though at times he can be a bit Sociopathic. Having your Psyche probed by an Eldritch diety tends to knock you off your rocker a bit.
History: Growing up in the distant west in a country called Ebberon, Ysran was the son of a very successful business man (and woman) who made Stormreach Harbor. Unfortunately, after their untimely death, a family friend helped Ysran maintain the business. Growing up as a successful businessman had its perks, but life felt boring. Decided to travel the world as a Magician, he wanted to know what the world had in store for him. Down in a far more southern county, Kyber, Ysran discovered an old tome revealing the secrets of the Occult to him.
Going back home, Ysran learned a secret Occult language and soon was able to cast minor Eldritch spells. Later on, back in Kyber, Ysran was taken to a temple dedicated to some deity. After enough looking around, Ysran accidentally summoned an aquatic eldritch diety before him. After completing tasks for him and his people, this unnamed diety granted Ysran great understanding of the Eldritch, and a few new spells to boot!
Ysran was struck with wanderlust. This was only one continent, imagine what the others must have! Sailing to a port town, he traveled up the road and eventually came up to some old building. It looked like... something. A man named Bart saw Ysran, and asked if he was interested in joining a guild. This was his chance. A guild would let him explore the world, as well as make some more allies. So of course, he said yes.
A ball of dark energy capable of delivering quite a bit of force, about enough to go through a door. Against living targets, this can knock people down, and it terms of damage, it would take 2-3 to kill a normal person as the darkness burns like a strong acid. Basically, he's throwing a bowling ball made of acid at you. Don't hold on to it.
Attracts all manner of fish and sometimes other aquatic creatures to a singular point. The range can vary from a few inches to several feet.
A zombie-like minion is summoned to do Ysran's bidding. It can follow simple commands such as "Hold this" or "Go there". If told to, the Shambler will follow another person's commands until told otherwise by Ysran. It prioritizes Ysran's commands first. Here's a pic.
A fish (or other aquatic creature) is summoned much like a Shambler. These can be anything from a goldfish, to a Great White Shark. However the general rule is, the bigger the creature, the shorter time it has before it is unsummoned. This can be delayed, but requires great concentration from Ysran.
Creates a layer of Scale-like armor around the skin. It doesn't turn your skin into scales,it just created a layer of them on top of the skin. Greater Fishscales is stronger, but normal Fishscales can be cast on others.
Can heal most wounds, poisons, and some diseases. This spell however costs quite a bit of sanity, and spell casting time can take a while.
Fills an opponent's lungs with water, drowning them. However first, Ysran must mentally overcome his opponent. The spell also takes a moment to cast, and only lasts as long as Ysran concentrates.
Ysran sends forth a black smokescreen, and all that see within are shown monstrous, disgusting versions of their worst fears come to life. This usually makes people run away.
[I]"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."[/I]
[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/5412285]My 1x1 thread, because I'm a shameless hack.[/url]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><span class="bb-i">"No one can escape the fate given to them.<br>All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.<br>Eternal greatness exists only within myself.<br>Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."</span><br><br><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/5412285">My 1x1 thread, because I'm a shameless hack.</a></div>