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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


My 1x1 thread, because I'm a shameless hack.

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Yes, he's a meme. I can do something with the name if you really want to.



Eh. Not to sure how to feel about this guy. May make some adjustments in the future.
Cool Cool. I'll get working on a CS.
Mind if I hop on?
Monica inhaled sharply as she sat up in her bed. Last night felt like a blur, and it was all catching up to her. Why did she feel all crusty? Looking down, her clothes and arms were coated in dried blood. Ew. She needed a shower, ASAP.

Once the shower was all said and done, what would she wear? Hmm... How about... some silver shorts, and... a gray t-shirt labeled "Hard Rock Café" in a circle with a green shamrock in the center. This'd do. She had the day off, as well as the next. A bit of time to cool off after the party. Although this time it was for a different reason. Monstrous Rats were a better excuse than drinking.

Breakfast time! Er, wait, was it. She looked at the clock. 9:47. Yeah, it was breakfast time. How about waffles? She loved waffles. And eggs! Eggs were pretty good, too. Scrambled eggs and waffles. Perfect.

First the eggs. To the fridge! And... she was out of eggs. Damn. She'd have to get some more sometime. Well, how about bacon? Pulling out a drawer in the fridge, there was still some left. Noice. Throwing a couple pieces on a frying pan, she started the flying process. Prodding and Flipping until they were fried to perfection.

Waffle time. Pouring the batter into the mold, she closed the top and waited. And... flip! And... done! She opened the top. Perfect. Peeling it off, she set it on a plate next to the bacon. All that was left was the syrup.

Chow time!
Granted. You lose the mental capacity to feel suffering. You're basically a Vegetable now.

I wish I was a Super Saiyan.
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Banned for being a filthy Weeb.
"Yeah. It was good thing Stark Crusader, Vice, Comet, Spectrum and Traveler were there. Oh, Phantom too." He said with a nod.


Heh. No love for the Cleric?
@ihinka Very carefully
I'm shipping Yaegnasae and Stark Crusader. Anyone want to join me?

@Lord Orgasmo@Athoriel


Eh, why not?
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