Lord Orgasmo

Looking for Players for a Homebrewed Pathfinder Setting

Would you be ok with the Oread race? Also, how do you feel about the Unchained classes? They're basically just rebalanced versions of certain classes. I was thinking of maybe trying an Unchained Monk Oread.

Looking for Players for a Homebrewed Pathfinder Setting

I'd be down for some Pathfinder. Would you allow the Samsaran Race? And are you doing favored class bonuses and/or traits? I plan on being a Chaotic Good Cleric of Milani.

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Idea 3 - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Apocalypse Rescue Team

Third on our list is something I'd actually really like to play, and in fact, I've even gotten it up and running. This is an adventure in the Pokémon mystery dungeon universe.

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It's not to far-fetched to think of some of the pokemon as gods. Heck, some pokemon are even referred to as deities, or are called defied pokemon. I mean, dialga and palkia can create new universes, kyogre's mere presence causes world-wide flooding, groudon can influence the friggin' sun, and the list goes on. My idea is to expand on this idea. Perhaps some of the mythic pokemon like Cresselia are seen as demi-gods, as their powers aren't quite on world altering scale, but are still impressive nonetheless.

Would it not then be too big of a stretch to imagine these godlike pokemon have followings or worshippers? Perhaps Kyogre is the patron deity of water types? Perhaps Xerneas is what healing pokemon like Blissey follow? Maybe there are cultists who worship the more evil godlike pokemon, like Yveltal?

With all of that, here's how I'd like to go about the story:

About 25 years ago there was a great war between the forces of good and evil. Giratina, Darkrai, Yveltal, and several other pokemon seeking the destruction of the world, started the apocalypse. Mountains reduced to gravel, continents shattered apart and moved across the ocean, millions of lives reduced to ashes in an instant. The world was truly ending. But there was hope. The pokemon who sought to keep the world together and protect it. Xerneas, Palkia, Groudon, and several other legendary heroes (Legendary in feats of glory sense, not literal legendary pokemon) took to the front lines to stop them. And after a decade of fighting, the evil pokemon were either sealed away, slain, or imprisoned. However, that's not to say there weren't losses for the good guys, too. The same fate befell many of those fighting to protect the world.

Fifteen years have passed since then, and the world has begun to rebuild. Regigigas is putting the continents back together, Suicune is purifying the water, Shaymin are helping to regrow forests, the world is beginning to heal.

However, gods are powerful beings, and don't always like to stay dead. There are rumors of a cult of pokemon trying to resurrect some of these apocalypse causing Pokémon. And while some pokemon are trying to resurrect some of the more "good-aligned" pokemon, the world couldn't handle another event like this. Tensions are high, but there is always hope on the horizon.

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This adventure would take place in a guild hall led by one of these so-called legendary heroes. They believe that the world needs more heroes now more that ever, and that by working together, the world can come back even better than it was before.

Now, this I just a rough draft, and if I ever decided to make it a real thing, I'd obviously add in more details, like the names of the continents and major nations, the names and species of all the guild members, and even some villans. Another thing to keep in mind is the time between the war. Is 25 years ago too much? Should it instead be 20? I understand that it takes a lot of time to rebuild, so maybe the whole 15 years later thing should be closer to 20? I'll leave that up to the players.

Post a random fact about yourself.

I once spent ~40 hours in a medically induced sleep. It wasn't quite a coma, as I woke up several times, but would just say nonsense, giggle, and fall back to sleep. And I don't remember any of it. I just remember waking up after going under and waking up 2 days later with no memory if what happened.

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Idea 2 - Part of Your World

The second idea is an idea that I've shared before with someone else that was turned into a group rp, and honestly, I'm not entirely sure how I'd like to run this.

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The idea was, a GM is making a game/rp/whatever for a group. Then, through some strange means (Struck by lightning at midnight, isekai truck, magic rock from space, shooting star, etc.) The GM ends up in the world they created. Problem is, they never finished making the world. The ending is incomplete, and several details haven't been filled in. Now, the GM and the characters in the story are together and must figure out what to do next.

The GM, however, has GM powers still, such as being able to determine things with the roll of a die, being able to benefit or cripple creatures with various modifiers, or even being able to change details through exposition.

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Idea 1 - The Saltaire District

The first is a re-telling of the first D&D campaign I ever made.

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Long story short, it takes place in the pre-established campaign setting of Eberron. In this adventure, 3-5 adventurers are hired by the governor of a large city of my creation known as Heston. Heston is divided into several wards, or districts, each with their own significance. In one of these districts, the Saltaire District, several dozen citizens have gone missing over the course of just a few days, causing panic in the city, and the district to be closed off.

Your task is to investigate the Saltaire district and find the cause of these disappearances, as well as the fates of the missing people. What awaits within? Who or what is behind this, and why?

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I don't have any experience in the tabletop rp section, or with the dice roller thread thing on the site, so I'm leaning more towards just having it be a regular rp, but at the same time, what is D&D without dice? In the end I think I'd probably end up letting the players decide.

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These are all ideas for RP's that I don't have the time to play, don't feel like playing at the moment, or just for storage reasons in case I ever decide to pull one out.

You can always hit me up if one of these interests you. Who knows, I might just be game.

You could also ask to use an idea. Sharing is caring, after all.

Post a random fact about yourself.

Make that six (6) people.

The Shadow of Loran

Also, my IMG's busted right now, sorry about the blank picture.

@Shadow Dragon

If you're having problems with pictures, what I'd reccomend is going to the "images" tab at the bottom of your profile. You can upload an image there, and it'll give you a link to use for the code.

The Shadow of Loran

Also, heres a CS.

Elven Douche

Name: Ysran Stormreach
Gender:Male
Age: 46
Race:Elf

Appearance:
Standing in at five feet and nine inches, accompanied by a relatively thin body frame, Ysran wears a long purple robe, with a brown leather belt around his waist. Small bags of magical reagents hang from his belt. Cotton gray pants cover his legs underneath his robe, and black leather boots can be seen on his feet.

Beast-blooded?: No
Vampire?: No

Favored Schools of Magic: Evocation and Blood Magic

Crimes:
Murder; Dealing in Illicit Magical Goods; Practicing Forbidden Magic; Vampirism
Plead: Guilty

Personality: Ysran is a pretty sarcastic and sadistic kind of person and was kind of an ass in general, and found friends amongst other assholes. Eventually, his friends were executed on false charges, or they ran away to a distant land. Since then, Ysran has become more secluded and secretive, with little real social time.

History: As a smart young lad, Ysran was always interested in magic, and spent most of his childhood covered in small burns or covered in frost. Once he had reached his late teens he had learned how to mostly control his magic, and began to study more advanced magic and magical items, and even debated on becoming an enchanter of sorts.

In the end however, his magic studies became more of a hobby, and Ysran worked as a teacher for children. Years would pass and Ysran would slowly begin to lose any and all friends, either from, fleeing, executions, or just conflicts of interest. Quitting his job, and spending the next few months alone in his home, Ysran would discover blood magic, and begin practicing and researching it in secret. This eventually required Ysran to gather some rather... illegal substances and magical items.

Eventually, the Homuncului broke down his door and caught him red handed. The courts ended up adding a few not so true charges in the form of vampirism and murder, but that didn't matter, he was already dead from what they had already found. All that was left was to wait for his death.