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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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Oh. I always had it posted in the Creature tab then I'd review it and say yay or nay. My bad. Do you know how to delete posts?


You can't. Either you or the GM have to contact a moderator to do it.
Hey, hey, I'll jump in if that's cool!
Neil Cicierega was the first meme lord.
@Doll Maker Yes, we're still accepting. Due to the first meeting being over, you could show up either at the inn if we're still there, or, at the meeting before they're sent in. You could've been accepted last minute, been late to the party, or not accepted at all, and have tricked your way in with the rest if the party.
In XD 7 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay



"Ah, shit." was the first thing Judas could think of when he heard the word "explosion". "Scizor! Defend!" Was all Judas could get out before a deafening BOOM and blinding white light overtook the Arena.

After the noise and light had cleared, and Judas' senses readjusted, he looked over to his partner. Volcarona had been knocked out and was lying on the ground. With little defense, Volcarona didn't stand a whole lot of a chance against such a powerful attack. Speaking of surviving...

Judas quickly looked over to his Scizor. Its once brilliantly shining red chitin was now dull, dusty and covered in dents. It leaned on its left knee(?), Breathing heavily. Scizor had survived, but only barely.

"Yes! Woohoo! High five buddy! Judas ran over to his Scizor, which didnt seem to respond. "Oh, right. VR." Judas slowly lowered his hand in awkward silence.
@Stitches Actually, there is a little I could tell you. I'll send it to your pm's
@StitchesNo, but you could guess it has some mind altering abilities. Unfortunately, there are several creatures that can do that.
In XD 7 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay



As Scizor recovered from Glalie's attack, Scizor looked mostly unharmed, thankfully. Luck had been on his side, and Scizor wasn't frozen solid. Now was the time to counterattack. But what to do? Would he have the time to pull off a Swords Dance? Would it even be worth it? Was damage more important right now? Perhaps a Bullet Punch was in order? With Scizor's Technician ability, Life Orb, and a type weakness, it would cause some serious damage.

Before he could issue a command, his Volcarona partner unleashed a burst of a red, powdery, substance. Rage Powder! This was the opening he needed!

"Now Scizor! Use Bullet Punch on Glalie!"

In an instant, Scizor had closed the gap between them, and delivered a lightning-fast punch directly into Glalie's face. There was a satisfying crunch as it made contact, and a sigh from Scizor as the Life Orb drained Scizor's energy.


Roman raised a single eyebrow. There were a few questions for him. They didn't seem to be mere brute Mercenaries, at the very least. This was a good sign. Roman paused for a moment, and relaxed his shoulders slightly before speaking back into the crowd.

"First off, to answer your question, Roman extended a bony finger at Adrian. "Over 1,800 people disappeared over the course of four days. That is not what would call slow, but I understand what you mean. And yes, we did in fact take measures against this. We evacuated the entire District, but many found themselves missing family members or friends the following mornings. Some even left the city, but eventually came telling us of missing persons. While not everyone in the District had disappeared, a large majority have. We do not know at this time what forces are working against us. Whether it's some sort of terrorist group, or some enemy country, we are unsure."

Roman took a deep breath before addressing the next member. "Next, Irvine. Whether or not you are cleared of suspicions is not up to me, it is up to those around you. Figuratively, of course. Not literally. As For Brax's whereabouts, we told him to stay by the entrance for observational purposes, but he may be further in.

Next was the pirate woman. "There aren't any solid leads we have at this point, but there is one thing I can tell you. The people that have miraculously made it out of there, are quite maddened by the whole thing, possibly even brainwashed, but you should all know this already. But what bothers Alex and I, is the subject of their ramblings. They mention... eyes, or at the very least, seeing things. And Cocoons. Something about flesh and cocoons. But that is all we have for now. As for the burning of houses, Alex is... mostly accurate with his spells..." Roman let out a small grin as he looked towards the court mage. Alex rolled his eyes and shifted his weight to one leg and put his hand on his hips.

That answered the questions. Now all that was left was to send them in.

"Now, while I'm sure most of you are prepared for this, you will have the rest of the day to prepare your time inside. I cannot tell you what to expect, but I would bring the essentials. Torches, ropes, clean water, those sorts of things. Tomorrow at noon you will be escorted to the Saltaire District by a guard sent to find you. I am telling you this in advance so that you have no fear when you approached by them. Now then, that should be all. Unless of course, you'd like to add anything Alex?"



"Actually, yes. Alex turned to the group. "One thing Roman neglected to mention is that we have the healers guild at our disposal. Should any of you suffer serious injuries, such as dismemberment, third degree burns, or death, the Healers Guild will take care of it. The Prince has made an arrangement with them to cover the costs. Now then, as Roman said, we will meet tomorrow. Until then, if you need me for say, enchanting services, you can generally find me in the library to the left," he points to a large coffee-colored oak door to the left of the group. "Otherwise, I'll see you Tomorrow."

Alex gives a short bow, and begins heading up a staircase behind Roman. Roman bows slightly as well, and follows Alex up the stair case. "Oh yes," he stops suddenly and turns around. "If you have any questions later, simply ask a guard here, to get me, and I will be with you as soon as possible." Roman turns back around, and heads back up the stairs.
In XD 7 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Stern Algorithm You can go first, I'm going to be busy these next few days.
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