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    1. Lord Santa 12 yrs ago

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11 yrs ago
Current Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason.
11 yrs ago
Summer is sooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeet
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11 yrs ago
Finally have decent internet. Got connected to the National Broadband Network, see. With this speed, I can finally rule the world.
11 yrs ago
You know that rabbit I mentioned? Turns out there's 3 of them.
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11 yrs ago
So, there's this rabbit outside my house, and I'm not sure what to do with it. It sits there sometimes, eating grass and staring into space. It isn't mine, though, so it runs off when we approach.
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@Lord Santa Plan or no plan, Jaden will be coming after Loki if he does escape with the surrogate, and Loki will be in a very bad way when he gets caught. And he will get caught.


You haven't even heard my plan yet. I'm not going to reveal it anyway, but still. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Trust me, this plan will be glorious.
@Raijinslayer I am aware about tree baby jesus's dad, but you see, it's all part of my glorious plan, and Loki did get hired to possibly kidnap pseudo virgin Mary. So anyway, I have this plan and it's going to be great.
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Yeah, that sounds like that would be funny. I'd want to grab the baby if it's on the way, but we'll see how it goes I suppose.


The thing is, Loki has dibs on tree baby jesus
Alright, I got a post up. I wanna see this rp take off, because it's too young to die
Jon studied the old ruins before him carefully. He was no archaeologist, but he could tell that it was definitely old. Hell, even a monkey could tell it was old, and Jon wasn't sure that it was stable.
"Well, it's a good thing that most of it's underground, but I hope it doesn't collapse on us." Jon said out loud, adjusting the helmet under his arm.

An old ruin like this would've certainly been a good target for treasure hunters, right? There was a chance that there wouldn't be much in this dilapidated dungeon, but then again, it wouldn't have its infamous reputation if that was the case. Judging by the paladin's apparent zeal to clear the dungeon, there was probably something worth killing down there. Something that the church wanted dead, so the place was likely filled with undead.

Well, he could've found out that much from its reputation. Mad King Harrick's prison tower was filled with prisoners back in its day, most of which the mad king tortured to death, if his reputation was to be believed. Places like these would often accrue and draw the curses of the fallen and they would often become a nest of the newly risen. Zombies, in Layman's terms.

Now for what Jon knew about Zombies. Intense lust of life and flesh, non-existant reasoning skills. Zombies were normally re-animated, or in some uncommon cases, lost souls possessing corpses. He couldn't rule ut either possibility in the Mad King's prison tower because sometimes Liches liked to settle down in places with lots of regret and dead bodies. Now, Undead were slow, rather weak and incredibly stupid. Zombies were usually composed of corpses, so fire would be a good idea. He had plenty of torches, so that was fine. If there were skeletons, it would be a different matter. Skeletons lacked flesh and could be surprisingly spry, but they were usually brittle and Jon was sure his sword would do the trick. It was best to use a mace for skeletons, but if he really needed one, a rock would do just as well.

Jon put the helmet he was holding onto the ground and took his backpack off his shoulder to take an inventory. It would be easy to deal with the undead, but he didn't know how far the dungeon went, and he didn't want to starve to death. After a quick look, he ascertained that he had a few water skins, torches, spare knives and enough food for a few days. He took a torch out for the oncoming underground venture, and slung the backpack over his shoulder once again. he donned his helmet and opened the visor so he could see. He should be ready for what would be ahead.

"Before we go in the dungeon, we should probably take stock and figure out a formation." Jon suggested to the party. "We don't know what we could face so its best if all of know how prepared we are."
@Eviledd1984 If you missed it, here.

We got a bunch of new people and stuff.
Last question for awhile. Do any of you know how to program? I'm trying to make some games or would like to, and need a programmer. Unreal engine is free, so that'll probably be used.

And I could show you a few things. I'm only intermediate at 3d stuff myself, but maya is 30/mo for a commercial license, so thats not bad.


Nope. I can't really. Sorry.
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Thanks. And thats awesome.

Are any of you familiar with Zbrush at all? Wanna make a 3d sculpt of Light for a picture, and yeah. That program is different than maya XD.


Nope. I don't have a clue about 3d modelling. It'd be pretty fun if I knew how, though.
@RoflsMazoy, why do you have a blobfish in your avvi? Why not a cute little white axolotl? :P

Seriously though, that fish. What does it do again? Actually curious.


The blobfish is a deep sea fish that looks ugly as hell out of water. This is due to the fact that its flesh has pretty much evolved to have the consistency of Jelly so it could deal with deep sea pressure. Inside water, it actually looks pretty normal. Outside of water, it looks and feels like a face entirely made out of snot.
@Archmage MC You should've seen his old avatar...
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