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4 yrs ago
Current Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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4 yrs ago
Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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5 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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6 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
6 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.

I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.

As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.

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You could see Dinah hop out of the way as Shortfang barely managed to react to the other kobold. It leapt down onto him and stabbed him through the shoulder, but your kobold friend wasn't so easy to put down. He fired his crossbow into the kobold's chest, killing it instantly. However what followed happened so fast. You heard shouting through Dinah, kobolds all over the room shouting and roaring. You could feel someone pick up your body and start moving it as Yorik was swarmed by kobolds, and Shortfang himself was attacked from all sides by his fellow scaled creatures. Dinah was fortunately able to climb to safety but she couldn't do much from her position, telepathically communicating to you that this was a dangerous situation that needs your attention.

"WE GOT TROUBLE LASSIE!"

Sorry for the late reply, but if you want you may take an attack of opportunity on Octopus B! He's trying to flee with Azure being strangled!
Ora! I've come to bring the glory and blessings! Time for the shoe to be on the other foot, and with that being said, I have come bringing gifts. Behold! My CS. Subject to change of course, with one thing in particular: Normally Eldritch Knights must pick one Evocation and one Abjuration spell upon becoming an Eldritch Knight. Considering they only come in knowing three spells, that means only one spell they choose can be of any of their choosing. Thematically I'm sure it makes sense, but personally I would like it if I could simply choose any Wizard Spell available for my level, regardless of what school they belong to. If you'll allow me, my three spells would likely be Feather Fall, Find Familiar, and Healing Elixir.

Additionally, I have questions about how you handle the melee cantrips (Booming Blade and Green-Flame Blade) with reach weapons such as my glaive. Basically, can I hit someone with my Booming Blade cantrip at 10 ft (Glaive range) instead of 5 ft (Booming Blade range)? I can easily invest a feat (Spell Sniper) to extend the range if I cannot hit with booming blade at 10 ft, though I do consider such limitations arbitrary. Regardless, I hope to be able to join.
Aaaaaalright! Than I shall construct Hamm. A greedy pig like him works best for a guy like me. He'll probably use an orc or half-orc racial stuff, though not entirely sure how he's going to wield weapons. I'll figure something out.
Very fascinating. I'll cast my lot into this. Though I'll admit, I'm not a fan of CoS, but that's mostly due to a bad experience with a DM previously who really seemed to have it out for the PC's. I understand CoS is a tough place, but sometimes I feel like it's intentionally desired to allow the DM to just fuck over the player. In any case I'm mostly unfamiliar with all of them except Storm King, which I played a little of but unfortunately that game ended shortly after we saved Tribor.
Yo ho ho! This is a very strange, yet at the same time interesting concept! Pray, you have attracted me here, and I shall bless thee with my brilliance! Eloquence aside, it'll be nice to be a player instead of a DM, so count me in. Initially I was thinking of playing Mulan, but I've also a hankering to be Pumba, who I feel is more true to me. He'll probably a ranger, possible a barbarian. If we can use Pixar stuff now that they're merged into Disney, I might even go Hamm from Toy Story, I can really work with a guy like him.
@Xaltwind

It’s the delicious taste of Cinnimon toast crunch, of which Flan is capable of controlling easily due to her class abilities.
I wouldn't count us out yet. Most of Ainz's real enemies never knew his full power and vastly underestimated him. Our characters however have a much firmer grasp of the power levels and can plan accordingly. Besides that, Ainz was able to 1v1 the Dominion Authority because like any classic fight against a wizard, it failed it's save and didn't make Ainz chew through his mana before fighting him. We however have a vast amount of decently levels characters on top of fighting in our own home turf, so while we might not have an advantage, it's at least not going to be a total stomp.

Hopefully.
@Xaltwind

You say that like this isn’t Totally Butterfly’s plan to pull a Satan and befriend the Gorgon with delicious snacks and a basic lesson in decency and morals, which of course doesn’t last very long due to the violently zealous elements of the Chateau unleashing her evil side as she becomes the World Eater and force the various elements within the Chateau who have a tense relationship with one another to band together against a common enemy in a lesson to show that despite everyone’s individual prowess, there is always bigger fish and that we can’t survive on our own.
@Stern Algorithm

Yo where the lamb sauce at? I’ve never heard of an isekai cooking one. Usually it’s just Isekai beat up the local bad guy scene.
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