Avatar of Maxx
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    1. Maxx 12 yrs ago
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Status

Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

The Disappointment Club:


"What the fuck did I just read"


We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
- @Spoopy Scary : He's Greg.

List of Super-Power Pet Peeves:

-Shadow Powers
-Blood Powers
-Pain Powers
-"Dimensional Storage" Powers
-Spider Powers

Most Recent Posts

Hm...A three-meter chain may actually count as a large weapon. I mean, don't you need two hands to accurately use something that long?
Depends; how long is the chain?
ANOTHER player? ALL HAIL BRASSICA PRIME! Yeah, we'll be accepting until Friday-ish.
@sibelius YOU HAVE BROKEN THE ANCIENT EDICTS OF MATREM BY POSTING IN THE CHARACTER SHEET SECTION WHEN THE BIG FREAKING OBVIOUS RED SIGN SAID THAT YOU CAN'T DO THAT YET! PREPARE TO BE BOINKED BY A JABBERWOCK!
(I'm totally screwing with you. Just read the really big freaking obvious red sign next time, 'kay?)
So many new folks, it brings a tear to Maxx's eye.
*sheds one manly tear* @Sibelius Looks good so far. If you have any questions, let me know. @UrbanEvolution Stfu n00b. @Fat Boy Kyle Okay. Kuruk checks out. You can go ahead and post him in the character section.
Lol. He travels around with Momo. My only beef with the sheet is Kuruk's weight. Your average Clydesdale horse (the largest breed) is about 2,200 lbs. Kuruk is almost 3,000 lbs. Also, you said that the first potion gives Kuruk a higher pain threshold, but what does the second potion do? Besides those two things, the sheet's good.
Alright, I guess. She's accepted.
@The_written_John Bartleby is accepted. @Nron one question here: if Tari is known as a troublemaker, then why was she made an ambassador? In other news, I hope to start the IC sometime later this week, most likely Friday or Saturday.
OOOH! NEW DUDE! NEW DUDE! @The_written_John : Don't worry about it. I'm sue you'll fit in great. Characters don't need to be attack-oriented. I look forward to seeing what you've come up with. PM me if you have any questions about a particular race.
As do I. But yeah, Kyle, if you could bring some other peeps over that'd be great. Sikarthis is accepted. Honoria is also accepted. You may now post them in the Character sheet section.
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