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5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

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"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

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Maxx, bartleby was putting on an entirely different tone of voice and was acting entirely different from before, there was no hint of fear in his face because he was putting on a facial facade of being cocky and proud, not fear, but y'know, everyone keeps on magically taking everything my character does in an absurdly other direction than whats actually happening so, meh, fuck it i guess... X.x starting to have real big fucking doubts about rping this character concidering im pretty much just going to get killed off soon or something so why bother trying x.x
My apologies, John. I must've misread your post. I will be sure to read more carefully next time.
This is my first RP :o trust me I'm learning the hard way what not to do, slowly getting the hang of it and hopefully improving my writing whilst doing so. I'm not that older than you but I've been numbing my brain, to put it in a nice way, for a long time and am using this RP as a small measure to stop my mind turning to mush. Personally I get enjoyment out of writing about my characters and if somebody wants to interpret their actions in a different way than you intended them then, just like real life, that's their prerogative and you shouldn't let it bother you. People make mistakes and contrary to belief first impressions aren't always the most important... Mushroom revelations 2k14
This concerns me deeply.
Sr.Iro Hesekar, Tara Ichumenon (the Apothecary)
@jonnyh447 @Mr Allen J @The_Written_John As Adelaide opened the apothecary door, a brass bell rung hollowly in the musty air. The inside of the shop was dark and small, with walls made of dark wood and two candlebraums on a large worn-down wooden counter at the back the only source of light. Around the perimeter of the small room were wooden shelves containing the strangest assortment of bottles and vials containing everything from pickled herbs to octopus tentacles. Four small windows filtered grey light into the room, and hanging by them were an assortment of herbs strung up to dry. At the back of the shop, behind the counter, sat an old woman who looked like she would crumble into dust if the wind blew too hard. She was tired and grey-looking, with a white shawl thrown about her shoulders and her grey hair tied into a bun. A pair of very thick spectacles rested at the end of her long nose. A large Russian Blue cat slept on her lap. She looked up as Adelaide entered the shop and stood up from her chair, causing the cat to awaken and, snarling, fall to the ground. It hissed angrily and slunk back into a corner under the counter, where it returned to sleep. “Good afternoon.” she said in a tired, heavy accent which was most definitely foreign “How may I help you?” --- Iro listened silently as Bartleby spoke, staring at his cat as he boasted about having killed a Red Legion member. The look of fear on his face told Iro that he was lying, but he wasn’t going to speak up and get in a fight with a nobleman. He waited for the man to slink back down an alley, and then turned back towards Morag. “I think that man was lying.” he said “Anyways, if you could lead me to the hospital now, I would greatly appreciate it.” They began to walk, Iro leaning some on his walking stick. He had travelled a long way, and his feet had grown quite tired, but he had work to do. ‘Hopefully I can keep this up.’ he thought to himself. Suddenly he stopped and realized that Mitos had disappeared. Knowing that silly reptile, it probably slunk down an alley and was begging for food from some poor passerby. “One moment, Morag.” he said. The he bellowed “Mitos!” A squawking roar came from an alley, and the turtle dragon came waddling across the street quickly, tripping several passersby as it ran. When it approached Iro it stopped and burrowed its head in his robes affectionately, though Iro knew that the dragon was only doing it to sniff out any potential food sources. He patted Mitos on the head and it looked over at Morag with a look that said “Do you have food?” It walked over and began to sniff around her, looking for something to eat. “Don’t mind him.” Iro said, smiling “He’s harmless so long as you’re not made of food. I believe I forgot to introduce myself, though. I’m Servant Iro Hesekar of the Order of Matrem.” He extended a hand to Morag “It is excellent to meet you.”
Luke Feng and The Juvegol Standoff
Coming soon...
Working on a post now. MY AVATAR! NO!
I have to as well. I have to snovel snow (cuz it's supposed to rain which will make the snow heavy as concrete).
You do seem rather hostile, Sana. I know your pain. I'm running a fantasy rp myself and the amount of questions I get asked on a daily basis is enough to drive me into a mental institution (like when this morning some guy asked me how far apart the buildings were in one of the cities in inches). I probably won't be joining, though, as I have a lot of human characters over there and I wanted to play as something nonhuman over here for a little bit of a breath of fresh air. Oh well. I wish you luck.
So Septic and I are making pretty good progress on the map. It should be done within a week.
So I'm somewhat interested in this, but I have a few questions first: 1) How does magic work in this world? Are there magic words? Runes? Staffs? Is magic based on the elements, or on some outside form of energy? 2) Does alchemy/potion making exist in this world? 3) What kinds of non-human playable creatures live in this world? 4) What kind of creatures live here? Are there, for example, dragons or griffons or unicorns? 5) What is the government of Caradia based on? Is this medieval feudalism or some other form of government/political system?
So what do y'all think of my new avatar? UrbanEvolution is making a sig to match it.
Is anyone else in Juvegol? I'm open for Calder to interact with anyone.
Unfortunately I believe the only people there at the moment are my characters. Most characters are in the other two starting points. I plan to get a post up sometime tomorrow if Shadowrun doesn't run over its allotted time so I would be down for a collab if you'd like.
Luke is there too, as is Arrond Blount, who will talk to Calder in my next post and, y'know, try to keep him from swimming across a deadly river. Luke is gonna go and get Yang Tou before the fighting starts. Most of my next post will concern Juvegol. @Kimiyosis How much longer are you going to be on this sheet? I want to accept you but you're really cutting it close. @All: is anyone here good at making sigs?
Iro Hesekar
“According to the guards, there is an army outside of the gate.” Iro said “They are called The Red Legion. I have heard of them before. They’re an army operating out of a kingdom known as Ignion in the Wilderness. They’ve been attacking colonies and burning them to the ground. No one knows what happens to the survivors. They apparently are using some strange magical weapons as well, like crossbow-like weapons which fire slugs of metal and machines that shoot burning boulders of iron.” Mitos, however, had no interest whatsoever with boulders of iron or burning colonies. Mitos was hungry; Mitos was always hungry; and when Mitos was hungry, the sole sensory reception which he cared about was his nose. He smelled a scent from nearby and, as Iro spoke, began to waddle off towards the smell of freshly-smoked sausage. He began to waddle down a narrow alley, bumping into wooden crates and knocking over barrels as he wandered, his eyes closed and his nose in the air. He came to the end of the alley, where he smelled some kind of person. They smelled quite familiar, like the trees at home, and one of the blue glowy-thingies was with them. Mitos liked the blue glowy thingies; they made the berries on trees grow faster so that Mitos could eat them and they were always so nice. Maybe the person and the glowy thingy could tell him where the food was. Mitos walked up to the person, who seemed to be trying to blend in for some silly reason, and nudged their leg with his gargantuan head, hoping to get their attention.
Apollos, Asher Stormfront, Arya, Tucker, and ???
“So, where are you guys headed?” Apollos asked. The four travellers were now arranged differently, with Arya and Tucker sitting across the empty table from Apollos and Asher. Tucker had his arm lazily slung around Arya’s shoulders, and with his free hand he haphazardly played a simple tune on a flute. Asher winced every time he hit a high note, and stared at the flute with resentment. “Oh, uh…” Arya began motioning her hands awkwardly in an attempt to convey whatever she was thinking. “It’s funny you ask that, see, as Tucker said about our quest. The problem is we… accidently burned our map. We managed to find the capital out of sheer dumb luck. If we hadn’t flipped the coin fifteen times at every fork in the road we came across we’d probably be in the north lands or in the middle of the woods right about now.” she said, a whimsical grin on her face at the situation they were in. Tucker’s lips tugged upwards, but he didn’t stop playing, rather he removed his arm from the elf’s shoulders and began to actually play seriously with both hands. He was good. Very good. “Exactly how did you manage to do that?” Apollos asked, smiling. The man was approaching closer from behind Asher. That sound, the high-pitched droning of the flute, it maddened her. "Uh, lets say that I didn't feed someone enough and she got pissy." Tucker said, cutting his song to answer Apollos' question. "Why do you ask? Planning on coming along for the adventure?" By this point Arya's face was being cradled in her hands, propped up by her elbows on the wooden table. She could deal with Tucker, but two men of similar caliber? She was tempted to off herself right there. Before anyone else could speak up, however, a low growling voice came from behind Asher, startling her. “Excuse me,” the large hooded figure said “Did you say that your name was Stormfront?” Asher turned around and gasped; it was him! She had heard rumors that her father had sent another man to come and find her, but now she knew these rumors to be true. She locked eyes with Apollos, who pulled his sword from where it stuck in the table and cracked his neck loudly. “Who’s asking?” Apollos snapped back. "And now we're drawing weapons. Brilliant." Tucker said, leaning back in his seat and turning around to watch the spectacle. Arya's eyebrow shot up, and her lips tugged into a small smile. She turned around to enjoy the show as well, after all she had front row seats. The man in the hooded cloak, however, did not seem to be interested in fighting. As Apollos moved to swing his sword at him, the man grabbed him by the wrist, wrenched the sword from his hand, and shoved it back into the table. The man’s hood fell down, revealing a distinctly Orcish face and long black dreadlocks streaked with grey. “So this is the who you replaced my Kjed with?” Bjorn Svero said, hoisting Apollos in the air by his arm and appraising him as if he were a large fish “Shameful.” “Bjorn!” Asher’s terror was replaced with elation as Bjorn dropped Apollos and embraced her warmly. A moment or two later, Asher’s elation turned into concern, and she looked up from the embrace with confusion in her eyes. “Why did you come and find me? Is something rotten in Ensom?” “No, but there is something rotten in Tithe.” Bjorn said “I’ve come up north to investigate a dangerous group of men known as the Red Legion. It is said that they fight with weapons more powerful than any others in Tithe, and have vowed to burn all magic to the ground.” "Well, while this goes down, I'm going to go outside and make sure someone doesn't get upset at the noise." Tucker said, promptly standing up. "Good, I'll make sure no one dies. Tell Cali we're all good."Arya replied curtly with a nod of her head. As Tucker walked towards the door, there was a shout of surprise and some kind of reptilian roar that made Apollos’ hair stand up on the back of his neck. He knew that roar. It was the roar of a… “Dragon!” a man called from outside. Immediately the bar was drenched in chaos. Apollos grabbed his sword from where it was stuck in the table and, shoving several people out of the way, sprinted towards the door. “I’ll take care of it!” he shouted “Or my name isn’t Apollos Dominico Claudio del-” the rest was cut off as he exited the building. "Fuckin' shit." Tucker said, racing out the door only a few moments before Apollos did. Cali was on the roof, and he didn't want to bring her down to the ground where everyone could take a swing at her. Dragon scales or not. He looked to his right, seeing the horse stalls (which were barren of horses) and to his left, where... A scorpion around the size of a small house rested comfortably. He didn't have time for this shit. Apollos had run out the door by now and Tucker took the horse's route, sprinting towards it's wall and planted his foot on the wall, taking a solid step upwards. This gained him enough height to pull himself onto the roof of the horse stalls. He jumped from the stall to the roof of the tavern, quite nearly falling off as he landed on the steeper incline, and was snatched up by his own dragon as soon as he stood to his full height, at as speed almost too fast to be properly registered. Apollos was taking the long route, attempting to scale the side of the building. He didn’t know what the mad bard was trying to do, but he certainly wasn’t going to let another dragon get away. Arya, at this point had fought her way out of the tavern, and used the hook end of her staff to grab Apollos' ankle and pull him onto the ground. "Wait." she said. Arya held Apollos as staff-point for a few more moments before pulling it back to herself. "There is more to this than you think." As if it was a theatrical performance, several powerful gusts of wind began kicking up dust and pebbles. Some of the men who had grabbed their weapons and come outside the tavern had to steady themselves against the beats. A huge shape blocked out the sun for a moment, before it landed about sixty feet away from Apollos and the tavern. A large and brilliant scaly and feathery blue creature. The sheen to it's scales and horns meaning it was very well taken care of. It had two huge wings, which folded neatly on its flanks, and two huge and muscled back legs that put the creature at, at least ten feet tall. Each tipped with four taloned toes. It had a long neck and a large three foot head, with two large horns coming out of the back of it's cranium. It's whole body was balanced out by a large and thick tail which was tipped in the signature arrowhead that nearly all dragons had. A wyvern. Upon it's back was a saddle, and on the saddle sat the bard. "This is who I didn't feed enough, by the way." Tucker proclaimed to Apollos. "Cali, these people won’t harm you if you don't harm them, that a deal?" Tucker said, leaning forward and patting the back of the dragon's neck. The beast rumbled, but made no sudden moves, seemingly intent on watching the few humans before it. Bjorn and Asher exited the building and Apollos struggled to his feet, swords in both hands. He was about to attack when he realized that this was no normal dragon, but a domestic one, the kind he had only heard legends about. “You’re a dragon rider!?” Apollos shouted. "I'm nothing special." Tucker said firmly. He patted the Wyvern's neck, which lowered itself somewhat as Tucker slid off it's side. "She could probably leave at any time. She's the special one. I'm just a bard lucky enough to call her my friend." He continued. "But I guess technically you could call me a rider, yes."
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