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5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

The Disappointment Club:


"What the fuck did I just read"


We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
- @Spoopy Scary : He's Greg.

List of Super-Power Pet Peeves:

-Shadow Powers
-Blood Powers
-Pain Powers
-"Dimensional Storage" Powers
-Spider Powers

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Ok. I added some weight to him. Spencer's open for interactions with whoever.
Titus

Titus jumped out of the way as the flames began to fly. The room got so incredibly hot that he ran to the other end and dove behind an overturned table. The light coming from Lupe and Diego burned his eyes and he felt a few small burns on his back and legs. The fire died down after a few moments and Titus, shoving the table away, decided to join back into the fray; he wasn't the kind to run from a fight. He grabbed a chair and whipped it across the room at breakneck speed and then began to sprint towards the monster, the adrenaline growing in his body. It was ridiculously hot, but he could handle it. The chair struck the wall just behind the creature and busted into pieces, sending shards of metal flying.

As Titus ran he noticed that there was more than one other meta fighting. He shouted "Hey asshole!" and caught the creature's attention. It pounced at him, but he was ready this time. As it approached him, Titus struck the monster open handed on the right shoulder and sent it flying across the room, where it crashed through the drywall and hit the brick facade of the cafeteria. Dust descended from the bricks, obscuring where the creature struck. Titus balled his fists and cracked his neck loudly. He felt a trickle of blood running from his left shoulder where the creature's whiplike tail had struck him, but it didn't bother him much at all. The adrenaline in his system blotted it out.

"Any of you guys got a plan?" he asked.

Spencer Holloway

In another part of the Academy, on a stone bench under a wise old oak tree, Spencer Holloway sat reading a book in the light of the moon. Though he didn't require moonlight to see, he loved how its silver shine dappled gracefully upon the pages. The book was Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neal Hurston.

"All gods who receive homage are cruel." He read to himself "All gods dispense suffering without reason. Otherwise they would not be worshipped. Through indiscriminate suffering men know fear and fear is the most divine emotion. It is the stones for altars and the beginning of wisdom. Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood.”

Spencer heard a shout in the distance and looked up at the serene evening. He had only been at the school for a few short days, but he already knew that it could be a rather violent place from time to time. Some of the metas here were gigantic and aggressive, two things that Spencer knew from his Mendel days didn't go well together. From the sounds that he heard, he knew a fight must be going on. Nearby the lights of the cafe were beginning to dim. They would probably close soon. Spencer looked down at his watch; it was getting late. He should go to bed soon...But, on second thought, his classes didn't start until later tomorrow and this was a good book. He looked back down and continued to read his book.

"Real gods require blood." he mumbled to himself.


So this is my character cheet sheet, a sheet which contains very brief descriptions of every character for casual reference. I figured I'd put it up here so others could use it as well. Please let me know if anything here is completely incorrect.

... And so the misadventures of Titus MacAuthur begins.


It will be glorious.

I really want to see a Cass v. Titus fight at some point Maxxy darling. I think it'd be hilarious.


*Titus throws a punch*

*Said punch goes through a portal and hits him in the back of the head*
Titus

As Titus smashed into the massive shadowy form he felt his momentum immediately begin to fall back. He grabbed the sides of the monster's jaw like a bull fighter grabs a steer's horns and began to shove it backwards towards the wall. The creature growled and snarled and spat. Titus roared with laughter. In the background, he heard someone screaming from the cafeteria. How funny, they thought he couldn't handle himself. I'd better add some flare he thought.

"Come at me you mother-"

Then he slipped on a piece of broken pipe. Titus fell on one knee and the monster pushed off of the wall, sending him flying across the room. Before Titus could even react, the monster was on top of him. An arc of pain shot through his leg and blood splattered against the brick wall. "-AH! MY LEGS! NOT MY LEGS NO!" The monster tore into him, taking a chunk out of his quadricep and slashing him across the chest. He felt a rib break. Blindly he kicked at the monster with all of his strength. He heard the monster snarl as a kick broke one of its many teeth. It bit into his massive left shoulder and tore out a chunk. He screamed again. Something grabbed him by the leg and launched him across the room. He crashed through a wall and dented the concrete. Several more ribs broke.

Titus looked down at his leg. There was a chunk the size of a basketball out of his left thigh. Already skin was beginning to reform over the wound, and the muscle cells were replaced. His broken collarbone snapped back into place. The wound in his chest was halfway through closing up. In his brain, the adrenaline rush kicked in and his pituitary gland kicked into overdrive, filling his body with testosterone. The adrenaline began to block out the pain, and slowly he struggled to his feet. His pupils were dilated to their fullest extent. The monster was approaching again, its wicked white teeth glittering and dripping with blood. Titus grabbed the smashed vending machine and, holding it over his head, launched it with all of his strength at the monster.

"GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" he roared.
I have posted. Come at me, giant death monster of death.
Titus MacArthur was in the middle of a lift when the streetlights flickered out. Under his panting breaths he cursed and sat the Prius down in the parking space in front of him. Dammit. Now he couldn't finish his superset. He grabbed his water and began to walk up the side of the steep hill to the dorm rooms. His breaths were hot and heavy like his footsteps. He approached one of the side doors to the cafeteria and walked in. It was dark inside until an orange flame lit up the room. Slowly he looked around to see if he recognized any familiar faces. Then he remembered that it was dark and that darkness is not a condition condusive to sight. He walked up to the table where the flaming boy was standing and sat down with an echoing "BANG!". Then he slammed mini-fridge of a lunch box down on the table. It was about two feet long and one high, filled with Titus' post-workout snack. From the box he pulled three peanut butter sandwiches, a giant gatorade, and three apples. Noisily he devoured two of the apples, core and all, and spat the seeds into a napkin.



Then someone tried to bust the door down. Titus crushed the third apple into pulp as the doors buckled. He stood up violently, sending his already-bending chair skidding across the floor. As soon as the beast ran off down the hall he took off, kicking a table out of his way as he made a b-line for the door. He pulled the handle off of the "push" door and mumbled "fuck!" under his breath. Then he pushed the door and found that it was locked. But a locked door never stopped Titus MacArthur. Without much thought, he kicked the door square in the lock, sending both doors flying backwards and one off of its hinges. What was left of the lock skidded across the floor. Door unlocked. Up ahead he heard the crash of metal and glass. This thing was big, and Titus liked that. It would be a good change to finally fight someone his size. After all, Titus never got a chance to finish his workout.

He turned the corner just as the...thing hit the wall, causing concrete to shower down from the ceiling. It was not in Titus' nature to dive in headfirst to a fight before calculating his odds of victory. As the cloud of dust descended, Titus let out a mighty barbarian roar and ran at the gigantic beast full speed. Obviously the most logical thing to do when confronted with a gigantic behemoth of a monster with a ridiculous amount of teeth was to tackle it.

Why, you ask, would Titus MacArthur throw himself headfirst into the literal mouth of hell? You will ask yourself that question many times before this story is over, my friend.
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