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    1. Maxx 12 yrs ago
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Status

Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

The Disappointment Club:


"What the fuck did I just read"


We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
- @Spoopy Scary : He's Greg.

List of Super-Power Pet Peeves:

-Shadow Powers
-Blood Powers
-Pain Powers
-"Dimensional Storage" Powers
-Spider Powers

Most Recent Posts

Once I post him, Victor will be in Overload.
I forgot to write something for the Demon Arc.

God damn it, I'll just do it later.


Ha! See? You've never grasped the hand rails of the rusty New York fire escape of greatness!
I'm almost done with my sheet, but I'm not posting it until after finals.
You're all a bunch of dirty weeaboo shipscum.
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Maxx, babe.

Even after all these years, you underestimate me.


Also, my character is gay, so he does not want to date Ari.
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It is confirmed.

Ari will date Reyna, Auri, Maxx's character, and all twelve copies of Sophie at once.


a) Ari would not enjoy the sex.

b) My character doesn't have any genitals due to unfortunate power consequences, so he also wouldn't enjoy the sex.
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See? You're demonstrating your unparalleled talent in being a little bitch.


I will show mercy on you today, Allen J Lonestar, but cross me again and I will bring you to your knees with my sheer literary might! You are but a watermark on the wallpaper of destiny, ready to be illegally photoshopped away at any waking moment!
My character shall be a pyrosexual.
Only thing you're a master at is being a lil' bitch.


Ha! You don't even know what true mastery is, you pleb. You've never even seen the doors to the elevator of roleplaying success!
Alright, you insufferable lot, the master is back and he's packing heat (that's a pun).
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