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5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

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We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
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Within a few days, Richard made his way down the east coast, parting with Agent Olin and what few friends he had in Pocomoke City and leaving in a black FAMA car. On the way down, he kept himself occupied on his phone, scrolling through Reddit until his brain felt numb. Alex had recently introduced him to it, and he found nothing else to be a better time sink.

The ride down I-95 to South Carolina felt eternal. They passed around DC, right through the heart of Richmond, and hit south Virginia by the afternoon, where they stopped at a fast food joint for lunch. These two agents were ones Richard wasn’t particularly familiar with, and he kept his distance appropriately. He spent most of his lunch texting Alex and munching on french fries. The agents stared at him from across the table with curiosity, but said nothing. Their quietness unsettled him.

By nightfall, Richard arrived in Charleston. There, he stayed overnight at a hotel across from the FAMA station there. He spent most of the night staring out the window from his bed at the city sprawling out around him, trying hard not to think about anything. He slept poorly.

The agents shuttled him to the bus station early in the morning and he shuffled aboard, awkwardly fumbling with his ID and bus ticket. He took a seat at the very back of the bus, content to spend his time staring out the window and not making eye contact with anyone. Other students came aboard the bus and took their seats. They all looked as scared as Richard felt, and he guessed that was a comfort. Within a half hour of departure, he was fast asleep, his head against the window.

Richard awoke to the hiss of steam as the bus stopped on the road in front of the academy. He blinked hard to get the sleep out of his eyes and groaned as he rubbed his sore neck. He hung back as others departed the bus, texting with Alex.

“Guess I’m here now,” he said.

“Ur at a school for superheroes, at least try to be impressed,” Alex responded.

“None of these people are superheroes, and neither am I.”

When everyone else had left, Richard walked to the front of the bus and got off. The heat immediately struck him; the FAMA agents had told him it would be hot in South Carolina, but Richard didn’t realize what that entailed. He had dressed for warmth, in a grey striped tank top and tan khaki shorts. He followed the crowd to the auditorium and found a seat near the back where no one else had gone to. As he looked around, he was astonished by the variety of people in this room. It seemed as if metahuman children from all over the world were in this auditorium, all of them with their own unique gifts. He watched each presented carefully. Adam Blackmore put the fear of God into him. Something about the old man intimidated him, and the threat of expulsion made him shiver a bit. Richard didn’t want to think about going back to Sundew.

The bug-woman made Richard sit up straight. If there weren’t other people around, he would have gasped. Rich hadn’t been around metahumans long, and still he had trouble getting used to their presence. As the bug-woman talked about teams and games, Richard looked down at the floor and sighed. He held out his hand, palm-open. Tiny beads of liquid gold formed in the cracks of his palm and rolled around lazily like blobs of liquid mercury. He flexed his fingers, and they formed together into a blob the size of a ping pong ball. Then he closed his fist and the ball dissipated, sinking back into his skin. He felt something under his skin shift, like his muscles were sliding beneath it. That part of his power always freaked Richard out.

Soon, the meeting was adjourned and the kids were herded off to the enormous, spotless cafeteria. The cafeteria was packed with students and the lines for food were becoming quite long. Richard picked one at random and grabbed a porcelain plate from a dispenser. People chattered at all sides of him. Richard talked to no one. Quietly, Richard made it to the front of the line and received a chicken pot pie and green beans. Then he looked around for somewhere to sit. Richard found that finding a place to sit in a cafeteria was perhaps the only part of teenaged life that movies actually got right. He scanned the room in vain, looking for somewhere to belong, for someone he knew or who looked inviting. It felt like everyone was looking at him. His skin crawled.

Eventually, Richard found a place near the edge of the cafeteria, a long table where only a few people had sat down. To his left, two girls about his age were talking awkwardly. Likely, they were just as out of their element as he was.

“So, are you excited to attend *super school*?” one of the girls said. Richard cringed and looked down at his lunch. He wasn’t excited, but that didn’t particularly matter. It wasn’t like he had a choice.

I'm making pretty good progress on this sheet. I'll probably be done by tomorrow evening.
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Slob on me knob


Sure thing boss.
AUGHHH

fuck. It's been a while.
Your true family is the RP.


Chill Shade. We're not supposed to let Jesse know he's adopted...

Oh...this is awkward.
Baarsuth



The captain wasn't funny, but that didn't surprise Baarsuth one bit. He was a straightforward guy, which Baarsuth liked quite a lot. What Baarsuth didn't like was that Varen Kray seemed criminally arrogant about this whole mission. In fact, just about everyone on this ship was too full of themselves for Baarsuth's taste, everyone but the droid. That was a blessing at least, he thought. Last time Baarsuth had a haughty copilot, things hadn't gone so well. Kid ended up getting them inspected by Sith and nearly gave the crew up to an imperial inspector. Kid was never seen again; Barnx drove him out into the desert and nobody heard from him again.

After the tour, Baarsuth walked into his quarters and threw his satchel on the bed. It was old and green, covered in multicolored patches that hid dozens of tears. The black residue around one of the patches looked suspiciously like a blaster mark. He unbuttoned the satchel and threw its contents onto the bed. Inside were two jumpsuits, a strange, block-shaped object, and an ion blaster wrapped in a powder blue cloth. Baarsuth put the blaster on the nightstand in the room and picked up the blocky object. It was about five inches long and two wide, with a black screen and a thin body. It was slightly transparent.

Baarsuth walked into the bridge, the strange device in hand, and sat down in the captain’s chair on the left. The little droid silently sat in the chair on the right. Baarsuth studied Bo’s face; it was expressionless, but something told Baarsuth that the droid was in thought. He shrugged; probably just projection. In his experience, rogue droids had that effect on people. They always seemed to be thinking, contemplating. Most of the time, someone couldn’t take them or, worse, they couldn’t take themselves. Most of the time their lives ended in scrapping.

“Hope you like music, Bo,” Baarsuth said. “You’re gonna hear a lot of it this trip.”

From Baarsuth’s pocket, he produced a thin white wire. He plugged it into a port in the ship that was connected to the cockpit speakers. He plugged the wire into the device in his hand. Then he hit the silver button on his device. The speakers crackled to life, and music began to play. It was loud and thrashing, with heavy guitar.

"Ya ever hearda this kinda music before?" he asked Bo. "Blastin for You by White Wompa Club."


So how long until we get this ship in the sky?
Baarsuth



The robot was cute, Baarsuth thought, but perhaps a little flighty. As a matter of fact, Baarsuth felt that most of the crew was rather flighty and distracted. Nerves, perhaps, he thought. He hoped that wouldn't be a problem later. As a matter of fact, Baarsuth felt a little nervous himself. Something about this ship, this crew, and that captain gave Baarsuth a very off feel. As the captain began talking, Baarsuth came to the realization that this mission was going to be very different from others he had been on. There was something going on here beyond his grasp.

The talk of comfortable beds made Baarsuth forget this thought. A better bunk, eh? On his old vessel, a rogue droid destroyed Baarsuth's quarters, so he had to sleep in a hammock hanging from the ceiling of the cockpit. It was actually kinda nice, but boy did it hurt his back. Baarsuth nodded when the captain finished. He looked over at Bo, who seemed lost in thought. It was weird for Baarsuth to anthropomorphize a droid, but this, after all, was no normal droid. Baarsuth looked down at the dirty floor and twisted his face up. He wondered what song he would play when he first put the ship into hyperspace. Star Trucking? Spaceline Star? Highway to Devaron? Once he was in his room, he figured he'd look through his MP3 player and figure it out.
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