So, car shenanigans. I hope dragging Kitten off a doomed vehicle isn't god-mody. Also let me know how it reads. Does it make sense?
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"My parents told me not to ride with strangers!... Where are you going?"
Jukebox couldn’t help but grin at this, doubting that the Ivory Masks had the slightest clue that the kitten was even there. Then Nies spoke up.
"Don't mind him. He seems peculiar but is okay. We are headed to the black city, if you wish to tag along. It’s safer then hanging on, and potentially falling. You don't want to become road kill, do you?" Hearing this Jukebox thought ‘He seems a bit peculiar?’ I’d be offended if it wasn’t true. leaning further out of the window he addressed the kitten
“Your parents are very wise; it is truly a bad idea to ride with strangers. It is almost as bad as clinging to the back of a guild truck. Anyway yes, Black City is our goal. I’m guessing most of DGO is heading there right now and probably where these Ivory Masks are head...ed.” Jukebox had just seen the Dissolution wave crash into the front of the Ivory Masks’ convoy, wrecking it. “Sorry, but I can no longer wait for permission kitty!”
Taking out his Walther PPK Jukebox aimed the gun behind him and emptied a clip into the rear windscreen, shattering it. Reloading, Jukebox re-holstered the gun.
“Well this doesn’t inspire confidence, does it?” slamming the wheel hard to the left Jukebox spins the car 180 degrees and shifted gear into reverse. Now traveling backwards Jukebox slammed the lower rear of the car into the rear of the truck causing the truck to shake slightly. Turning on cruise control Jukebox took off his seatbelt.
“NIES! Take the wheel!” Not waiting for a response Jukebox scrambled into the back seat and crawled onto the trunk. Legs shaking, he grabbed at Smitten Kitten and dragged her over, held her close, and fell back into the car shielding her as best he could. “GET US OUT OF HERE!”
Jukebox couldn’t help but grin at this, doubting that the Ivory Masks had the slightest clue that the kitten was even there. Then Nies spoke up.
"Don't mind him. He seems peculiar but is okay. We are headed to the black city, if you wish to tag along. It’s safer then hanging on, and potentially falling. You don't want to become road kill, do you?" Hearing this Jukebox thought ‘He seems a bit peculiar?’ I’d be offended if it wasn’t true. leaning further out of the window he addressed the kitten
“Your parents are very wise; it is truly a bad idea to ride with strangers. It is almost as bad as clinging to the back of a guild truck. Anyway yes, Black City is our goal. I’m guessing most of DGO is heading there right now and probably where these Ivory Masks are head...ed.” Jukebox had just seen the Dissolution wave crash into the front of the Ivory Masks’ convoy, wrecking it. “Sorry, but I can no longer wait for permission kitty!”
Taking out his Walther PPK Jukebox aimed the gun behind him and emptied a clip into the rear windscreen, shattering it. Reloading, Jukebox re-holstered the gun.
“Well this doesn’t inspire confidence, does it?” slamming the wheel hard to the left Jukebox spins the car 180 degrees and shifted gear into reverse. Now traveling backwards Jukebox slammed the lower rear of the car into the rear of the truck causing the truck to shake slightly. Turning on cruise control Jukebox took off his seatbelt.
“NIES! Take the wheel!” Not waiting for a response Jukebox scrambled into the back seat and crawled onto the trunk. Legs shaking, he grabbed at Smitten Kitten and dragged her over, held her close, and fell back into the car shielding her as best he could. “GET US OUT OF HERE!”
I got something for ya, don't worry.
... I can make this work! Thanks!
I know that responding to an invite is good manners, but Jukebox is not crazy enough to text and drive! :P
@Unlucky0013 when this all comes to ahead I have the perfect song!
@McFazzer I just want to mention that Smitten Kitten hasn't used the Outlaw Declaration yet. She has one, and she will use it when she's going to attack the Moon Rider. At least I assume that you have to use it before it activates?
Sorry, I made a silly assumption about game mechanics. It's fixed now :)
O: top cat <3
Well "What's New Pussycat" had some dangerous lyrics :P
I would normally wait for the next GM post, but now me and @Caits are in a situation where unless Verdant came back virtually nothing would affect us, so I hope it's okay that I dragged into a more stuff happening environment, Caits.
P.S. Jukebox is the BEST driver.
P.S. Jukebox is the BEST driver.
"I'm Nies Hellum. It's a bit weird, I know, but I liked it" Niels Hellum seemed rather nervous, kind of like how Alex was outside of Deep Ground Online. Smiling in what he hoped was an encouraging way Jukebox waited for Nies to continue.
"Um. I haven't tried driving yet, been a bit too...nervous about it. Surely a noisy assassin wouldn't be a good one? I mean... well... you can't really be an assassin if you're noisy-stealth and all that, but I suppose...yes, we probably should look for intel"
Nies chosen vehicle was a simple four door sedan with off-road tires, it was green of course.
“Well this is the perfect time to learn, I’ll get us out of the city then you can drive,” pulling open the driver’s door and checking the sun visor for the keys Jukebox got in and waited for Nies to get in the passenger seat
“On a side note, Nies, have you ever seen a magic trick? Y’know what the basic principle to those tricks is?... While showing off the left hand, they do the trick with the right hand. I like that idea, don’t you? Even when you know the principle behind it, it can still surprise and amaze. Anyway let’s get going,” having found the keys Jukebox had the engine roared to life and made sure Nies was in her seat.
“Now, please put on your seat belt. Not everyone is as courteous a driver as me.” Putting on his seat belt Jukebox revved the engine and shot out of the garage like a bat out of hell. Jukebox weaved through the streets, barely missing pedestrians and sideswiping a parked car... or two, three actually. Honestly though, Jukebox was confused.
“That’s weird, usually they hear me coming and the streets are bare long before I get here... wait... wait... Heeeere... weeee... GOOO!” and with that Soundtrack of Life activated.
Putting the pedal to the metal Jukebox ripped through the streets and finally burst out of the city limits. “I LOVE driving!” glancing at Nies, Jukebox asked “You want a turn?” as he offered Jukebox saw an Ivory Mask convoy drive on by... with a little Level 1 cat girl hanging on the back of the last vehicle. “I don’t think I have ever seen a stranger scene... sorry, you can have your turn in a sec, I have a question for that kitten.”
Driving up behind the Ivory Mask convoy, Jukebox wound down his window and Soundtrack of Life changed tracks.
“Hey, um Miss? Fanged Ranger here, it's kinda my Guild's job to look out for Level 1's... Do, do you want a ride? I’ll let you be in the car!”
"Um. I haven't tried driving yet, been a bit too...nervous about it. Surely a noisy assassin wouldn't be a good one? I mean... well... you can't really be an assassin if you're noisy-stealth and all that, but I suppose...yes, we probably should look for intel"
Nies chosen vehicle was a simple four door sedan with off-road tires, it was green of course.
“Well this is the perfect time to learn, I’ll get us out of the city then you can drive,” pulling open the driver’s door and checking the sun visor for the keys Jukebox got in and waited for Nies to get in the passenger seat
“On a side note, Nies, have you ever seen a magic trick? Y’know what the basic principle to those tricks is?... While showing off the left hand, they do the trick with the right hand. I like that idea, don’t you? Even when you know the principle behind it, it can still surprise and amaze. Anyway let’s get going,” having found the keys Jukebox had the engine roared to life and made sure Nies was in her seat.
“Now, please put on your seat belt. Not everyone is as courteous a driver as me.” Putting on his seat belt Jukebox revved the engine and shot out of the garage like a bat out of hell. Jukebox weaved through the streets, barely missing pedestrians and sideswiping a parked car... or two, three actually. Honestly though, Jukebox was confused.
“That’s weird, usually they hear me coming and the streets are bare long before I get here... wait... wait... Heeeere... weeee... GOOO!” and with that Soundtrack of Life activated.
Putting the pedal to the metal Jukebox ripped through the streets and finally burst out of the city limits. “I LOVE driving!” glancing at Nies, Jukebox asked “You want a turn?” as he offered Jukebox saw an Ivory Mask convoy drive on by... with a little Level 1 cat girl hanging on the back of the last vehicle. “I don’t think I have ever seen a stranger scene... sorry, you can have your turn in a sec, I have a question for that kitten.”
Driving up behind the Ivory Mask convoy, Jukebox wound down his window and Soundtrack of Life changed tracks.
“Hey, um Miss? Fanged Ranger here, it's kinda my Guild's job to look out for Level 1's... Do, do you want a ride? I’ll let you be in the car!”
Talking to Verdant Grin was always a bit nerve-wracking at the best of times, but now? Well I either die because an ability I have no control over announces I'm a traitor, or Verdant understands and lets me off... I just don't know what to expect!
“Yeah, I hear you. You’re like, what, still Level 1 right now? See, if you played DGO just a little more, maybe you wouldn’t be having this problem, eh? Oh, and I’m kind of surprised that ‘Be Prepared’ isn’t playing. I see that ability is still causing you trouble.”
Actually I'm Level 3, but if thinking I'm only level 1 keeps me out of trouble I'm not gonna correct you! as Jukeboc was about to fill the awkward silence that followed another guild member spoke up.
"Um. E-Excuse me? If you want to train, and need a healer, I'm looking for people to train with..."
This quiet healer looked like an angel that stepped between Jukebox and a natural disaster the added bonus of her wanting to train was all the excuse he needed. All of a sudden the girl was pulled in by the King as well.
Hearing a snicker escaping the Green King, Jukebox was held even closer.
“Whoah, whoah, call us a dream team! Sadly, I’ve got kingly things to do so I won’t be joining you on your little expedition. But hey, you two can do me a big favor by relaying any intel you got on old Moonie to me, right? Sounds like a plan!”
Verdant Grin finally released his grip and walked off, relief flooded Jukebox in an instant. Before rushing away when the King spoke again.
“Have fun you two! Oh, and sorry about the bike Juke old pal. No hard feelings? Good, see you around!”
Oh! The bike!
"Don't worry King, the bike wasn't built for two so we'll just grab a car instead. With your permission of course" turning to his savior he said
"We better get a car and head out to Black City, do you know how to drive? Or have a preference in car? C'mon, I'll let you choose!"
Leading the healer by the hand he went back into the garage and went about introductions "So, you might have picked it up earlier, but my name is Unrelenting Jukebox. I'm sure that little musical number outside clued you in why I'm that. I'm also mockingly called the Noisy Assassin since, well... I am. I'm probably supposed to take offense at it, but it's got a nice ring to it."
Having reached the car portion of the garage Jukebox gestured "So, take your pick. I don't think Verdant keeps any bad cars, so it should be fine. I know he jokingly talked about relaying intel, but we probably should do it anyway, just in case he, y'know... wasn't."
“Yeah, I hear you. You’re like, what, still Level 1 right now? See, if you played DGO just a little more, maybe you wouldn’t be having this problem, eh? Oh, and I’m kind of surprised that ‘Be Prepared’ isn’t playing. I see that ability is still causing you trouble.”
Actually I'm Level 3, but if thinking I'm only level 1 keeps me out of trouble I'm not gonna correct you! as Jukeboc was about to fill the awkward silence that followed another guild member spoke up.
"Um. E-Excuse me? If you want to train, and need a healer, I'm looking for people to train with..."
This quiet healer looked like an angel that stepped between Jukebox and a natural disaster the added bonus of her wanting to train was all the excuse he needed. All of a sudden the girl was pulled in by the King as well.
Hearing a snicker escaping the Green King, Jukebox was held even closer.
“Whoah, whoah, call us a dream team! Sadly, I’ve got kingly things to do so I won’t be joining you on your little expedition. But hey, you two can do me a big favor by relaying any intel you got on old Moonie to me, right? Sounds like a plan!”
Verdant Grin finally released his grip and walked off, relief flooded Jukebox in an instant. Before rushing away when the King spoke again.
“Have fun you two! Oh, and sorry about the bike Juke old pal. No hard feelings? Good, see you around!”
Oh! The bike!
"Don't worry King, the bike wasn't built for two so we'll just grab a car instead. With your permission of course" turning to his savior he said
"We better get a car and head out to Black City, do you know how to drive? Or have a preference in car? C'mon, I'll let you choose!"
Leading the healer by the hand he went back into the garage and went about introductions "So, you might have picked it up earlier, but my name is Unrelenting Jukebox. I'm sure that little musical number outside clued you in why I'm that. I'm also mockingly called the Noisy Assassin since, well... I am. I'm probably supposed to take offense at it, but it's got a nice ring to it."
Having reached the car portion of the garage Jukebox gestured "So, take your pick. I don't think Verdant keeps any bad cars, so it should be fine. I know he jokingly talked about relaying intel, but we probably should do it anyway, just in case he, y'know... wasn't."
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