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11 yrs ago
new leg today. I AM TERMINATOR REBORN
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annnnnnnd let's shoot some stuff
"Heads up."

By now all the Liberators on the escort detail were wise to the danger at hand. They all tried to keep a low profile even though they were on high alert -- Vannin even managed to quiet himself, expecting imminent trouble. Trouble came.

Slooga shook hands with the local contact, and the local contact didn't let go. The facade bled away in an instant -- muzzles left their holsters on both ends of the square. The contact raised his voice.

"You all know the game," the man said loudly. "Sooner or later they get us all. Imps pinched me three weeks ago, and I walk if I give them the hutt. Walk away now, we'll do the same."

"Bastard!" Slooga bellowed.

"You can shoot it out if you like," the contact continued, ignoring his new prisoner. "Their frigate is already enroute. You can make it out if you run, but not if you fight. Just walk away. Leave the hutt with me, and one of you can take his place, I don't care. We can do this nice and easy, or we c..."

The contact stopped short. He let go of Slooga's hand, and crumpled to the ground with an audible sizzling sound. Slooga turned to face his men, a disruptor pistol smoking in his left hand. "Kill them all!" he roared.

The battle erupted in a flash. Pirates from both sides opened fire. Vannin sprayed a hail of bolts at the high rise opposite their position, then loaded a fresh cell and advanced, crouching and weaving his way towards Slooga, who was already flanked by troopers. Lt. Byron was there, letting loose with a heavy pistol and trying to speak calmly into his communicator. He was doing a poor job. Vannin snatched it out of his hands and screamed, "Nerf just shit the bed, get over here and clean it up! Now!" A hostile ran towards them, and Keller pitched the communicator at him, then brought up his rifle and took him down hard.

"We need a plan!" Byron shouted.

"We need to bug out!" Keller agreed.

Slooga was barking orders. His pirates might have heard them, but Byron ignored them entirely. "Corporal!" he yelled, grabbing Vannin's shoulder. "Secure a path to the shuttle!"

Vannin nodded. "Give me three minutes. And send the slug now! He'll slow you down!" He tossed a grenade into the hostile end of the square and turned on his heels. "Hayca! Fish! On me!" The three of them moved into the alley. The squad was surrounded -- but not for long.

Meanwhile, Lt. Byron labored in vain to separate Slooga from the front line of the firefight. By now the friendlies had gained a slim edge, but more enemies were pouring in, and stormtroopers wouldn't be far behind. Confounded, Byron spotted Tadia nearby. "Doc!" he called. "We gotta get him moving now. You're in charge. Get. Him. On. That. Shuttle!" Someone called out a flanking move by the enemy, and Byron's attention was absorbed once more in the shooting. He slid into cover a few meters away, and tried his luck giving orders to Slooga's pirates. Slooga, furious but at last realizing the futility of prolonging the issue, growled and cursed, and at last began to cooperate with his Alliance team.

"Get me out," he muttered.
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If you're reading THIS, you lived! Congratulations.


not necessarily. Planes can still crash into you while you're on the ground.
PSA: If your roommate seems cool and you don't have any problems, you're the shit roommate.

Me, I averted that whole crisis. I don't have a roommate, I have a tennant, and I own the house. Keeps the relationship much cleaner. Plus he's into hiking and climbing and thus spends only about 10 waking hours in the house per week. And I pocket $500 a month. Those are terms I can agree with.
90 percent

I'm a pilot.

Just thought I'd remind everybody.
that reminds me of a show on (I assume) Canada's version of Adult Swim called "Dating Guy." It was entertaining.
>Gets hype for negative energy "Chicago Pile" moment
>OP links to EM drive article I've read fifteen times
>Hype dies like Captain Kirk in Generations

Eh. At least we've got this thing that'll take us to the moon 24 times faster than the fastest thing a human ever rode in.

Still takes over four years to get to Centauri.

Not good enough.


well there was also this, but I'm not convinced yet -- been burned by calibration errors one too many times.
In So. 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
glad to hear having your leg chopped off isn't life ending! :) I like the optimism


On the contrary, it's been life-restoring. I'm 3/4 the human and double the awesome.
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