mdk

Military

If you're still in highschool, check out the Academies. I'm West Point c/o 2019 (R-Day is in 39ish days or something) and there's some nuances to the application process. It's worth it though. Definitely good places to be. Tons of opportunities.

But I'm not a recruiter.

@TheEvanCat

Some people go to college for four years and talk about what their favorite professor told them about diplomacy in the middle east.

Academy folks talk about that time when the SECDEF, two joint chiefs, the CIA director, the chief of NASA, and Tony Blair came over for lunch.

....no, seriously. If you can get into an academy do it.

State-specific leading causes of death (brought to you by NPR?)

New Mexico -- where the cops are better at killing gang members than other gang members.

I can't be the only one...

minus the part where I have someplace to be in the morning, sure, then that happens to me all the time.

I know what it means to be American now

Pictured: Apple pie with American cheese and American flag, keys to a pickup, two fingers of jack, and a gun salesman.

Roleplayer Guild's Star Wars Questionnaire

1. Jedi, or possibly Dark Jedi. Which is cheating, but the Code *is* sorta draconian.

2. Alderaan.

3. pistol grip orange; don't really have a style preference.

4. Khaleesh.

5. TIE interceptor

6. Luke

7. Vader

8. Is Darth Surprise Buttsex taken?

9. Empire

10. III

11. A buddy-cop story about two Cor-Sec beat cops solving mysteries.

12. Phantom had the best soundtrack.. I know what you're thinking, what about those iconic imperial themes? Well, John Williams is a master of sneaky genius

13. Rogue Squadron, Wraith Squadron, and everything that came with them (including I, Jedi).

14. Most of it revolved around the same characters doing the same thing a thousand times on new planets a billion times.

15. It's a fun place to imagine.

Military

or join the Air Force, get on aircrew and complain about how bored you are from the sky.

Military

AFSOC pilot here. Go officer if you can. If you're the type of person that really appreciates what enlisted folk do, then you're the kind of officer we need.

Star Wars: Rebel Scum

execute order 66

Kid

The coolest kid I ever met was a two year old called "Achilles Jones". After that, I thought classic civilization might be the place to get a name.

The problem is, that kid was black so he was genetically prepared to be cool. I'm very white (white enough to post on an online roleplaying forum), so unless I manage to have a child with a black woman my kid will be too white to pull off a name like "Achilles." I'll just have to wait and see...

@Vilageidiotx

Step one is get a girlfriend, step two is marry that bitch, but once I'm up to kids, if I can talk her into it, I wanna name all my offspring after Wild West gunmen. Wild Bill, Calamity Jane, Jesse James, Bonnie and Clyde if twins, etc. No one will fuck with mini-mdks.

RPG, What did you eat last?

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Oh yeh, no doubt. That's not even difficult to achieve. Has anybody ever ate frozen food and thought "Mmm, this shit is pretty damn good"? It ranges from "Plastic" to "Close enough to food to be edible."

@Vilageidiotx

with enough barbecue sauce anything can taste great. But this is so easy and costs half as much, and it's probably healthier too.