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9 yrs ago
new leg today. I AM TERMINATOR REBORN
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I have never once in my entire life encountered a "flat earther." My liberal friends apparently can't shut up about them -- I think it's an elaborate troll.
I'd build the ultimate brick shit-house, within which people could take regular shits.

The ability to never lose screws.


You know those dye packs they put in bank money? Eff that. Put a tiny screw in there. I'll find the culprits eventually.

The ability to make water evaporate by staring at it long enough. Rate of evaporation is normal.
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it changes itself.


unlike those lousy Democrats!

I'd bet on knife. Bat requires swinging to be effective. Once knife is through the effective swing radius of bat, the bat is negated.


Bat can also poke, at a much longer range. And bash, and choke,

Knife guy's only chance is to throw it, pray it sticks, and pick up a rock. In the battle between blood loss and blunt-force trauma, blood loss's best case scenario is a tie (in which they're both dead). In order to win, knife needs to strike a rapidly-lethal blow (easiest is to the neck), but to do so he has to get inside the range of bat guy, and bat guy would have to suck by comparison to let that happen.

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Buy your citizenship today for 500K to get a stetson and an AR-15 free while supplies last!


You say that like it's a bad thing. Plus if you're even WORTHY of citizenship in our great and noble holy land, you should be able to talk him down to 495k easily. That's just pocket change (am I using that correctly? Pockets and change are for the poor)
dude, even I wouldn't dare set foot in a barrio, I don't know why this dude decided it was a good idea.


but that's okay because it wasn't real socialism, so you try again and it collapses -- but that's okay because it wasn't real socialism, so...
mdk
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