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    1. MonsieurShade 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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@Gareth @Leda
Dimitri snorted dismissively as Becca made her presence known with an inquiry about his motives. Dimitri may have had a habit of being blunt and abrasive both in speech and mannerisms, but he was no idiot, "I ain't stupid enough to go running in there alone. I just wanted to know how long we're going to be out there.". As Liz mentioned the status of the ghouls in addition to their numbers Dimitri couldn't help but raise a brow a bit as a thought occurred to him. The young adult loosened the grip on his weapon and let it fall to his side as he turned to look at Liz, "So are we here on extermination detail, or are we just standing by as sentries until someone from HQ comes by to shuffle these things back into their quarantine zone? Because if i'm being completely honest, option two sounds like it'd mean less paper work for us to fill out later.".

Dimitri let out a low grunt of annoyance as his jeep pulled up a few feet behind Cristelle's car. It was a nice night, the kind that, after completing his rounds, were spent teaching Brutus how to track on the beach with a couple of dried ghoul skins wrapped around sticks. After that he typically just let the pup run loose for about an hour before he went home. That's how it usually went: What was going on right now however was that he was stuck on cleanup detail for the mishaps of another team. The sights and sounds of Brutus pawing at the window and whining as Dimitri had pulled out of the garage had been pitiful to say the least.

The hunter pushed away the thought as he turned off the engine and stepped out of his vehicle. The massive teen's choice in garments were simple tonight: Dark grey overalls over a thick sweater, some old work boots, and thick gardeners gloves Fashionable? Not exactly. But Dimitri couldn't care less. On hunts like this he dressed for function. Dimitri spared a moment to rummage through the trunk of his jeep, pulling from it his weapons. The handgun was tucked into his waist band opposite his knife, the crowbar tucked into the back portion of the waist band, the shotgun however remained clenched firmly in his hand as he shut the trunk and made his way over to the others that had already arrived.

"How many are there?" He asked bluntly, the aggravation as clear in his voice as it was on his face.
@AtomicNutYeesh, that's quite the move. Best of luck to you during it dude.
@EpicKDP Give it time m8. I'm sure Leda's gonna start soon, but real life responsibilities comes first.
@Overlord24I get the feeling that the pun's just begun.

I'll just...I'll just see myself out...
@Overlord24...I see what you did there...
It occurs to me now that most of the Blackwell family own motorcycles. I don't quite know why this amuses me, I just know that it does. I also know that i'm going to find a way to have Dimitri make at least one biker gang joke at some point.
Edited accordingly.
Hey, I remember this one. Mind if I bring back Dimitri?

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