Avatar of Mortimer
  • Last Seen: 5 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: John Torque
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 550 (0.12 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
4 likes
7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
1 like
7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
2 likes
9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
3 likes

Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

Most Recent Posts

I only know about that book because the author is the same person who makes cynical video game reviews.


Best avatar I've seen in a while.
<Snipped quote by Mortimer>

Shhh 189


>kek
Whatever happened to 118-157

161
Because I'm bored as fuck and saying "I write" makes my time on the internet seem more worth it. Better to say that than "playing vidya for hours on end".

<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

And this too.


>ninjaed

Yeah, this. Appart from doing it to kill time, I really enjoy and it helps a lot.
Bump
You know what's bullsh!t? People who make 1x1 Interest Checks and love to remark "I don't bite", as if saying that sending a PM to them to talk about a potential RP is perfectly fine. You click on their username, start a private convo with them, use your time to create a great introduction message to explain your interest and the plot you have thought...only to have the person keep bumping his/her thread and ignore you. I've had this happen 4 times this week where the GM ignores me. At least have the decency of saying that you are not interested. I wonder when did RPG became so infested with ill-mannered twats.
A big fat C for we Can do this shit.
114
@Altered Tundra 7/10. I like it, not anything amazing to me though.



Very catchy. 8/10

Bump.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet