Clearly you've dealt with tougher men than I. Or druggies. Was it druggies? I hope it wasn't druggies. My roommate fought a guy on LSD and won.
He had three broken ribs. That was winning.
He had three broken ribs. That was winning.
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I still posit that a kick to the nards, successfully performed, will get you out of most shitty situations. Even just getting close is usually enough to trigger the "OH FUCK MY BALLS" reflex.
Oswald Connolly- Escort Mission
Watching the next round impact the dust truck was...magnificent. It showed the true power of nature's greatest weapon. Fire, water, light, all sorts of energies and forces burst out from the truck, the shockwave knocking Oswald clean from the hull of the Unsubtle, only for him to appear just above it and land with a solid thunk. "Holy hell, that hurt. No way those bug bastards survived that, being right in the center of it all." Even though there would certainly be more bugs, there were a lot fewer now, and that was a point for team MODA.
Seeing the truck fall on its side was worrying, but as they approached, Oswald noticed that the driver was still alive. Shaken, but alive. "Good, we've got a chance of this not going completely ass-end up. I don't see that stunt earning us many points, but as long as we succeed this mission, we'll have done better than the drivers alone." Giving the truck's doors a pair of knocks, Oswald called out to the drivers inside. "It's just us. We're gonna try and get you upright. Hang on tight."
Watching the next round impact the dust truck was...magnificent. It showed the true power of nature's greatest weapon. Fire, water, light, all sorts of energies and forces burst out from the truck, the shockwave knocking Oswald clean from the hull of the Unsubtle, only for him to appear just above it and land with a solid thunk. "Holy hell, that hurt. No way those bug bastards survived that, being right in the center of it all." Even though there would certainly be more bugs, there were a lot fewer now, and that was a point for team MODA.
Seeing the truck fall on its side was worrying, but as they approached, Oswald noticed that the driver was still alive. Shaken, but alive. "Good, we've got a chance of this not going completely ass-end up. I don't see that stunt earning us many points, but as long as we succeed this mission, we'll have done better than the drivers alone." Giving the truck's doors a pair of knocks, Oswald called out to the drivers inside. "It's just us. We're gonna try and get you upright. Hang on tight."
True, actually. I forgot that a lot of chokes don't give you that freedom. I was thinking mainly about getting choked from the front or back, as opposed to by someone with actual training. Most of my knowledge on that comes from my half brother, who has a knack for getting into stupid fights.
Also, Sapphire forgot the most important thing to do when being choked out- GO FOR THE SENSITIVE BITS! You got legs, lassy, use 'em! Tough as he is, I know few men who could shrug off a kick straight to the nards.
Oh SHIT, I gotta post.
Das mah bad, yo.
Das mah bad, yo.
I have Friday and Sunday tickets. Need a Saturday ticket, though...friends are gonna try to see if they can get one, might try and find some....other source, if not.
I'll make sure to get pics, and share some when the time comes!
I'll make sure to get pics, and share some when the time comes!
Oh, did I tell y'all that I'm gonna be cosplaying as Roman Torchwick at NYCC?
<Snipped quote by Prince of Seraphs>
That was totally accidental.
I like my version better, where you're the sassmaster.
Also Abel don't we need a commander?
So sassy, this one is.
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