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7 mos ago
Current I'm alive! The Legislature sleeps yet again, and so I may have my life back.
8 mos ago
Currently doing 10-12 hour days to get through a huge workload at work. No one's been forgotten. I'm just running on energy drinks and the promise that I'll get my free time back before Thanksgiving.
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3 yrs ago
I can't believe Shaggy was William Afton all along
3 yrs ago
me, watching the clock slowly tick down to my 30th birthday: send help
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6 yrs ago
when I was a kid, I called someone a bitch on neopets and that's honestly the most hardcore I've ever been. I peaked there
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Frankie only stood there, letting him look at her hand. When he put it in his mouth, she widened her eyes in surprise. The feel of someone else's saliva, especially someone she didn't even know the name of, didn't feel very pleasant...Even if it did help control the pain. She hesitated, still a little shaken from what had happened with the kettle. When he spoke, she couldn't help but smile just a little, thinking that what he was doing was nothing but a joke. "Eh. don't worry about it," she said as she gently removed her hand from his mouth. "I have some ointment in the bathroom cabinet. I'm sure it'll help," added, trying to remember if there was any left or not. "But thank you for the concern."

A little shaky, Frankie turned to the counter. The mug she had filled now had tea in it, as she had set the bag inside before pouring. Smiling, she carefully lifted it with her good hand and offered it to him. "Here, drink up while I fix my hand."
Nooooo! D:

Both ideas sound good to me! If he chooses to let her give him a name, then he might get something a little weird. xD
Yeah... xD;

Damn. She liked that kettle.
The sudden change in attitude caught her a little off guard. "It's fine. Just a little burn," she said, pulling her hand away from her lips. "It happens all the time." And she wasn't lying. Working as a waitress meant she was constantly pouring hot coffee, and it wasn't unusual for some to accidentally land on her hand. It was something she was pretty much used to. Frankie was about to tell him that when the kettle fucking exploded.

The girl nearly had a heart attack. Her heart pounded against her chest, eyes wide as she flinched in fear of being hit by pieces of cheap metal and hot water. When neither touched her, she forced herself to calm down just a little. How the hell had that happened?! She was so busy thinking about what had just happened, that she didn't hear his desire to see her hand. It wasn't until he grabbed it that she snapped her attention back to him.

"I-It's fine!" She didn't bother to pull it away. Instead, she glanced at it, seeing how red and puffy the back of her hand already was.
No worries! :D

Posted! Poor Frankie xD
In the kitchen, the young woman was concentrating on the kettle, waiting for it to whistle. What was normally a quick and easy task now seemed to take forever. Once she saw a large trail of steam float up from the kettle and heard the first few sounds of popping bubbles, she turned off the stove and reached for the mugs she had set up. Frankie had no idea that her guest had woken up. In all honesty, she wasn't expecting him to wake up for at least a couple hours. She figured his body needed time to get warm and recover enough for him pull himself back to consciousness.

She poured water into one of the mugs, and was about to do the same to the other when she was suddenly hugged from behind. It startled her so much that she jerked her arm, causing the stream of boiling hot water to fall onto her other hand that had been clutching the edge of the counter. She jumped at the burning sensation, yet had enough sense left in her to set the kettle down.

"What?" she asked in shock, holding her injured hand close to her chest as she turned around. It took her a moment to finally recognize who it was, conflicting her brain. She wanted to be angry about the burn, yet relieved that the man had woken up. At the moment, she was a little more focused on her burning hand. "Y-You're awake!" she said before pressing her tongue against part of the forming burn, instinctively trying to lessen the pain.
Interested! :D

- Psycho x Mentally Stable
- Yandere x Boy/Girl
- Assassin x Target
PM'd!
Uncreative and overused title is uncreative and overused...

*awkwardly clears throat* I figured it was time I finally make this kind of thread, instead of just having little threads for the particular fandoms I'm obsessing over. Anyway, let's cut to the chase, shall we?

About me:

- First things first, I prefer to play the main female character. I don't double, and I don't care for same-sex couples aside from the occasional MxM fandom pairing (nothing personal, it just isn't my cup of tea when it comes to roleplaying). For those of you who are still reading, I have no problems playing any other character. Side male or female? No problem. Antagonist? I'm your girl! Random NPC? No issues here! So, don't be afraid to ask me to play a certain non-main character!

- This is - obviously - not my job. This is a hobby, something I do to chill when I'm not busy and would like to get out what creativity is buzzing around in my head. This means that I'm not going to be around to post every five minutes, even if I'm online. I can't even promise a post a day, depending on what else needs my attention. This also means that I would really appreciate a partner who is patient, and won't get his/her panties in a bunch if I don't get a post out when they demand me to. By all means, poke me after a day or two, but be cool about it, yeah? I can have all the patience in the world, and would like someone who can offer the same.

- I have zero limits when it comes to language, romance, and violence. Throw what you like at me. I will do my best to respect my partner's limits, as well as any triggers if I am warned beforehand.

- I tend to type one to two paragraph posts, which can be more or less depending on what I'm given to work with. For the sake of my sanity, please don't give me a post length requirement other than "no one or two liners." As I said before, this is not my job. If I don't fit any strict needs, then I'm not the partner for you. If a post needs to be longer, I will gladly make it longer. But don't come to me thinking I can give three or more paragraph long replies and nothing less - that's not going to happen.

Who I'm looking for:

- I couldn't care less about whether my partner is a man or woman, as long as they have no problems playing the main male character. It would also be cool if my partner would be willing to split the other characters with me, so I don't have to juggle them all.

- I don't care about post length, but for goodness sake don't give me a two-liner or one-liner after I dish out a multi-paragraph post. That's just not okay. If my post needs to be changed, I will do that.

- Someone who deliberately chooses to not use decent grammar, especially with the excuse of "I use my best grammar only for posts that matter," will not be responded to. We all make mistakes, and no one is perfect, but c'mon. C'mon

- Won't make me start the RP, then ditch me without a word. Dude, seriously. Don't be that guy. Also, don't be the guy that randomly stops replying to me and ignores whatever messages I send in an attempt to find out what's going on. Unless there is a good, solid reason for not getting back to me.

- Don't be a jerk, and we'll get along fantastically.

Well, that was a lot of typing! *offers cookies* Now for the fun part!

(Bold = preferred role. * = craving)

Prince/Knight x Thief *
Supernatural Creature x Human
Furries
Furry x Human
Dragon x Human/Rider
Death x Victim
Yandere x Target (Not really meant for romance, but it could go either way.) *
Therapist/Doctor/Nurse x Client/Patient *
Guardian Angel x Charge *
Fallen Angel x Human
Demon x Human
Alien x Human
Bad Boy x Good/Bad Girl

Plot idea: In a town/state/country/world/whatever, where mutants are known to exist, there is more than just heavy prejudice being thrown their way. Mutants are not considered people - they are considered weapons, used for security and even forms of entertainment. Commonly, adults are bought or traded, then paired up with a "trainer" of sorts and entered in back alley fights against other mutants. These fights are illegal in most places, but that doesn't stop the bets and underground tournaments. My character is a mutant, and recently traded off to your character after a big loss during the year's most whispered about tournament. Can take this in many directions, but it is not meant to be Master x Slave. If preferred, roles are switchable!

Another plot idea: This is a little vague, since it's just a little idea, but I've been craving something with a girl or young adult, my character, left to interact with an AI unit. Could be part of the home, the home itself, or an individual who keeps her company. She's alone, having to stay inside either from some sort of illness, or perhaps the outside world is unlivable. This obviously needs major fleshing out, but I think I got the gist of it. Doesn't have to be romance, can be a buddy-buddy kind of thing.

I am always up for suggestions! Don't be shy to ask! I also wouldn't mind mixing any of these together. :D

Fandoms:

- Rick and Morty. (Currently looking for someone to play Rick for my Morty in a non-romance plot. Canon characters preferred.) *

- Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. (Looking for someone to play Johnny for my eighteen year old!Todd. Plot in mind; romance not planned, but I'm into it if my partner is. Canon characters only.) *

- Dan Vs. (If anyone can play Dan, I'll play any character you want, even Pinkie Pie! Or, Imposter Dan x Dan) *

- Invader Zim. (Craving Zim And Dib Romance, with me as Dib. Would be open for OC Irken x OC Human.)

- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (OC only at this time.)

- Pokemon. (Gijinka x Trainer)

- Regular Show. (Looking for Moredcai x Rigby, Rigby x Eileen or Benson x Rigby Canon characters preferred.) *

- Adventure Time. (Non-romance plot with Marcy and Simon, or Marshall x Fionna) *

Not much is set in stone, so don't be afraid to suggest changes! The worst I can say is no, but I always try to compromise. c:

Welp, that's it. Feel free to post here or message me. :)
*poke*

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