My main beef with most game reviewers is that most, if not all are completely biased. IGN always loves to wrap their lips around Activision's big fat COD and act like it's the best thing since free p0rn, plus they usually give JRPGs horrible scores and trash the shit out of them. If that's not biased, I dunno what is.
Oh and y'all mo'fuckas need Symphony of the Night! Because...well..it's the only Castlevania game I've played aside from Rondo of Blood and Aria of Sorrow.
Actually, IGN does know when to talk down CoD when it really is at an unacceptable condition. It's just that they overpraise things in ANY game that does not need overpraise... and sometimes hire idiotic freelancers that don't deserve their jobs. (ie. 7.8/10 too much water for Pokemon Alpha Sapphire)
Xenoblade Chronicles received a pretty awesome score from IGN, though not sure about some other RPGs. There are some that are undermined just because the cultural nature of the games are too foreign, but thankfully, the few freelancers that know what the crap they're talking about barely save IGN from stopping the production of their reviews.
Also, Saya is on her sixth chip.
you realize Simon's Quest came out like, a hundred years before majora's mask right? For it's time, the game was pretty good.
Except Castlevania 1 and 3 (Dracula's Curse) were 100x better than Castlevania 2.
Also, Simon's Quest was reviewed on 2007, while Majora's Mask was reviewed on 2000.
Good one, IGN.
for people who can't see spirits, that Saya post is so full of action
+Best choreography since the Matrix
+Plot development clearly present
+Saya is edgy enough to take potato chips and eat them
-No Michael Bay
I give it a final score of
0/10
"It's really awesome, but it doesn't show anyone getting goosebumps like in Call of Duty." -IGN
IGN Idiot Gaming Numbnuts...who know nothing about gaming. <.<
I call them Ingenious Gaming Noobs
Because they gave Castlevania Simon's Quest a 7/10
like, how on God's green earth can you like the day and night system there when it's done 10000x better on Majora's Mask
EDIT: And Disc might actually be good at that stuff... if he knows what to do, that is. xD
for people who can't see spirits, that Saya post is so full of action
+Best choreography since the Matrix
+Plot development clearly present
+Saya is edgy enough to take potato chips and eat them
-No Michael Bay
I give it a final score of
0/10
"It's really awesome, but it doesn't show anyone getting goosebumps like in Call of Duty." -IGN
Lights.
No camera.
Action.
No camera... eh, Disc did not need a camera in the first place.
A party always sounded nice to Disc. At parties, he could relax and drink some orange juice... shower people with pies... and perhaps spend his time putting lemons on glass cups. A party always meant a time to relax for Disc-
And we all knew the above information is bullsh#$.
"OOMPH, UNS, UH, AH, I'M FEELIN' IT; LET'S WORK IT, PEOPLE! COME ON! F-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~L THE B-UUUUUUUUUUUUUR~N!!!AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
If the disco ball above Disc did not pump him up, the very idea of him being in a party excited him. Boasting an endless amount of stamina, the man danced on a dancefloor he happened to bring out of nowhere, somehow attracting a fair amount of people to dance with him. He seemed preoccupied with dancing under the rave lights that shined upon the floor.
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Deathedge
Deathedge stood at a corner, drinking out of a cup of... water. Normal as usual, the white-haired man simply wished the best for himself during the party. He did not want to ruin the mood, so he decided to place himself a little outside of the main scene. The disco freak looked as if he were doing well, after all, and even more ambiguously twin-gendered(???) people began to roam around the place.
It's like I'm in Japan, Deathedge thought, even though Japan actually doesn't have this many "trap" characters in reality.
Deathedge did do his fair share of research before jumping to conclusions, so he was quite sure that under normal circumstances, not even ten percent of Japan's population was filled with bishounen people that confused others' sexualities. In a sense, Deathedge actually hated those kinds of people, mostly because he felt that they were wasting their own good looks.
Oh, and no, he did not swing that way. At the same time, he never met a woman he actually liked romantically, because Deathedge knew nothing about those things in the first place.
The white-haired man drinked his water with a blank look. For once, he did not look like he was about to murder someone.
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Saya
Saya sat in her dormitory, nibbling on a small pack of chips she somehow found.
"How are the chips, Saya?" Ilvya asked with a somewhat proud tone. "I figured you would like those, y'know!"
"It's almost as if you were copying me."
"Shaddup."
The girl nodded, continuing to eat the chips one-by-one like an inchworm eating leaves. She still had her blank expression.
"Well, I'll be going out for a walk, Saya," Ilvya said with a toothy smile. "I can tuck you up later!"
The girl shook her head as she nibbled on the same chip she had been eating.
"He he; Saya's growing up."
"No, she just hates your guts, that's all."
"I will hang you with spiked ropes and and lower you to a pit of lava for twenty years if you say that again... again."
"10/10, we got a bada-s over here."
The spirits- Ilvya and Duatos- left the dormitory together, heading towards the roof of the building to watch the skies.
Saya soon finished her fifth chip, and proceeded to nibble on her sixth one.