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  • Joined: 10 yrs ago
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    1. Nevix 10 yrs ago

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4 yrs ago
Current PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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4 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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4 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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4 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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5 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
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I hate to say it, but that might it be it for posting tonight. I don't anyone to post again until @DJAtomika gets a chance to post. He's been offline for almost an hour now.
@beyond visions Top post m'boy.

I'll post after @DJAtomika
Still alive and kicking, hypethrusters are set to maximum for IC.
I'm not saying you should post, @DJAtomika

BUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT

You should totally post
As Edric watched the boy fall into the infirmary, he tried his hardest to suppress a laugh. He failed. Miserably. Once he had gotten a hold of himself, he immediately felt guilty and mumbled an apology under his breath. Then, he began thinking about the pink-haired woman, Lily Brightendale.

Hey, Azamor.

What?

What do you think about this whole situation?

God, you can be so thick-skulled sometimes. Think about it, who sealed me in this God-forsaken pendant?

My mother?

Exactly, Lily Brightendale. You never once thought to ask me if I knew anything?

I didn't think you'd tell me.

Christ, I don't hate you that much, kid.

So, the woman with the pink hair is her?

Oh, it's her, alright. I could sense her from a mile off.

The sudden realization that his missing mother was somewhere in the school proved to a bit too much for Edric to handle. He had a sudden need to throw up, and so he ran into a room at the back of the infirmary that looked sort of like a bathroom. He tore into the room and threw up in the toilet. Once he had finished, he looked up to find...

Lily Brightendale.

Unsure of how to react, Edric turned back to the toilet and threw up. Unbeknownst to him, his wallet had fallen out of his pocket while he ran into the bathroom, conveniently landing so that his picture was displayed.
I'm not saying you should post, @beyond visions.

But you should totally post.
@agentmanateeGo ahead and respond. Atomika appears to be busy atm, so It's no biggie.
@Briza Sociable is far too overrated, one more reason I never frequent bars, barring dragging my drunk friends I am rescuing home. And being vomited on. Again.

@Pirouette The rare times I touch Tequila, I keep making Tequila mocking bird jokes. Its bad.


One tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, four! Five tequila, six teqila, seven tequila, floor!
Waiting for acceptance intensifies
@Nevix, how does that twitch fair?


It's irritating, but such is the life I lead.
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