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Also @Ellion these two witches here are prime examples of why all hunters need to be something more than man because this is ridiculous XD how is a human armed with nothing more than a torch and pitch fork going to fight what is essentially gluttony (FMA) mixed with Kirby (Nintendo) and Sakuya Izayoi (Touhou project)
@13org@Rune_Alchemist

The node is nearly just a small annoyance the gravity and time control may be a bit much but its manageable the real issue is the human-sized Kirby, as long as whatever she bites into doesn't just disappear like her mouth is made of Anti-matter
@13org thats....easily abusable and broke XD but alright you don't get to be her age without learning a few tricks give me a second
@Rune_Alchemist eat as in literally because blood magic....how XD
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@Rune_Alchemist@13org@Viciousmarrow@Ellion

Wonderful, another hand full of a young witch who has literally zero clue how to use their powers, completely ignorant about how strong they were and this one seemed like a talker, perfect. Rolling her eyes when the Shockwave exploded her body created a countermeasure, or rather the copious amounts of snakes living in her body created a poison that would allow her body to resist the decrease the amount of magic she could control by drastically increasing it. Rolling her eyes at this ridiculous display of magical energy and to top it off both girls seemed to know she was there, just when she was thinking about her next move another warrior with the completely wrong idea, another idiot hunter looking for fame and glory with less of a brain than one of her hatchlings. Her forest was getting to be quite the noisy mess now, it was in complete disrespect to her someone whose lived in these woods since these monkeys lived in caves, this was getting so annoying how many of these children were going to run around like chickens with their heads cut off.

“Lord, please shut up, ” she said, dropping down from the tree she was standing from “Dose everyone have some kind of ridiculous backstory they want to cry about? I tried to stop from laughing while this half monkey cried about her sadness and teary past like anyone cares” She said, shaking her head walking between the female hunter and the two girls pinching the bridge between her eyes closing them even tighter than they already were. Leaning her head back a little she looked over at the hunters then at the witches all four of them needed to leave so she could return to her home in peace to shut her sentry snake up for the day because they were going insane right now.

“By the way bleeding heart, I’ve been here longer than your sorry hide has lived in that cave, I’m older than most of the trees that have grown in this forest so please learn your place” she explained folding her arms under her breasts turning her head to face the warrior “Stupid little witches will always attract even stupider hunters like this one who ran in here chasing a light or this one who wants to pretend to be a hero, wait please tell me you scream ‘for justice’ every time you swing that bronze age trash you call a weapon around” Her words cut like daggers as she continued to insult and degrade everyone around in the area even spitting her poor sentry snakes who were literally just doing their jobs.

Eventually, she stopped and snapped her fingers creating two massive magic circles above in the air, causing portals to open a feeling of dread could be felt in the area even the snakes left the clearing completely out of fear as the smell of an alpha predator-filled the air. At first, it was just two heads that come from each portal respectfully but those heads were attached to necks that stretched out with no end in the foreseeable future. The size of the creature was of epic proportions the mouths for these things looked like they could easily swallow an entire house a thick neck and armor platted scales protected them from danger. Dipping their heads low below their master’s head so she could pet them without effort one for each group of intruders being that one of these four annoyances were renting from her and the other was a witch she wasn’t going to kill them but they severely needed a spanking especially the cry baby.

“I sympathize with your sleep girl all I want is to go home and sleep, but these noisy monkeys woke us up, ” she said, rubbing an elixir on her pet’s scales, making them harder and more durable for a short time, this excited them causing both heads to howl out in a pitch so loud it shook the heavens. “This is the only alpha female hydra on the planet, she is bigger and stronger than any male you’ll ever encounter” she explained, usually she didn't bring out her pet in this manner but if she continued to play around these witches might attract more or the hunters will call for backup so its best to kill them right here and now.
@Ellion Oh no shes not everlasting at all she is still human and needs to eat and sleep, even moreso than most people because her weapons are extremely heavy; in fact prolonged fighting will cause her to literally face plant and go right to sleep
@13org Hey, is the little cry baby in a force field of some kind?
@13org Hissy has been living in those woods since mankind still lived in caves....How have they never met
@13org hows she know shes being poisoned?
@Ellion I mean I see it as like "In order to fight monster you must know whats its like to be a monster" like the bloodborne hunters delve in there blood "Become more than man but man no more" but I can see what you mean hmm i need to find a way to justify those massive gauntlets
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