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 | ════════════════════════════════════════ -༺❘✦ 𝓝 𝓪 𝓶 𝓮 ✦❘༻- Lulli Mello -༺❘✦ 𝓡 𝓪 𝓬 𝓮 ✦❘༻- Halfling, Lightfoot -༺❘✦ 𝓒 𝓵 𝓪 𝓼 𝓼 ✦❘༻- Bard, College of Eloquence -༺❘✦ 𝓣 𝓻 𝓪 𝓲 𝓽 𝓼 ✦❘༻- ✧ Sarcasm and insults are my weapons of choice. ✧ I blow up at the slightest insult. ✧ I'm a snob who looks down on those who can't appreciate fine art. -༺❘✦ 𝓘 𝓭 𝓮 𝓪 𝓵 ✦❘༻- ✧ Aspiration. I'm going to prove that I'm worthy of a better life. -༺❘✦ 𝓑 𝓸 𝓷 𝓭 ✦❘༻- ✧ I escaped my life of poverty by robbing an important person, and I'm wanted for it. -༺❘✦ 𝓕 𝓵 𝓪 𝔀 ✦❘༻- ✧ I let my need to win arguments overshadow friendships and harmony. ════════════════════════════════════════ |
-༺❘✦ 𝓟 𝓮 𝓻 𝓼 𝓸 𝓷 𝓪 𝓵 𝓲 𝓽 𝔂 ✦❘༻-
Move aside, common folk - his greatness, Lulli Mello the Poet has arrived. Here to caress thy craniums with words of contenterness and conundrumming. Fear not if thou art too dull a fork to consume the delectiscious feast he has presented before thine hungriest of eyes, for our beloved wordsmith has yet to meet another that might match his knolledge of vocabulario. Although you, I mean thou, may not COMPREHEND his words, thou might taste them, fee-ee-eel them - maketh loveth to his words like a feral bugbear on a rotted pumpkin. Yes, savor that thought, let it seed your barren mind.
The charitable Lulli Mello feels the deeperest of sympathy for peasants, for they art truly life's discarded pumpkins. He, himself - being amongst the most sophisticated of nobility, hath never experienced squalor; without a doubt, no, certainly not ever. That said, if life were to fucketh our stoic poet by ogre fist, the formidablest Lulli Mello would have the fortitudity to fucketh life right back. Now, note this down, dear nincompoops: compassionated as he may be, any daring fool that would slander Lulli Mello's good name will receive a scathing undressing. By the almighty power of penmanship, thou shalt feel his wrath. Lulli Mello has and always will be a dignitary of the highest regard, rumors otherwise will not be toleratered.
-༺❘✦ 𝓑 𝓪 𝓬 𝓴 𝓼 𝓽 𝓸 𝓻 𝔂 ✦❘༻-
When the reviews rolled in, critics agreed, Lulli Mello's Troupe of Traveling Thespians were a must see. The towns where their caravans chose to lay rest were blessed indeed, for Lulli Mello's scripts were an inspiration. Even Mystra would peak beyond the weave, for a chance to listen to the era's voice of the people. If his stories could captivate the gods themselves, Lulli Mello's words were truly sublime.
However.
The wretched little halfwit as seen above, is not the beloved Lulli Mello. This one's name is, in fact, Borton Runtzaweigh, an urchin halfling and former stage hand. He was pitied and hired to assist backstage with the traversing theater, switching backdrops, preparing props, as well as serving the actors' needs. Among his duties, he was given the honor of shaving the real Lulli Mello's stunningly handsome face... daily.
-༺❘✦ 𝓢 𝓴 𝓲 𝓵 𝓵 𝓼 ✦❘༻-
Cantrips
✧ Prestidigitation
✧ Vicious Mockery
Spells
✧ Command
✧ Distort Value
✧ Dissonant Whispers
✧ Unseen Servant
✧ Hold Person
✧ Skywrite
Class
✧ Bardic Inspiration
✧ Jack-of-All Trades
✧ Song of Rest
✧ Silver Tongue
✧ Unsettling Words
✧ Expertise: Persuasion and Deception
-༺❘✦ 𝓘 𝓷 𝓿 𝓮 𝓷 𝓽 𝓸 𝓻 𝔂 ✦❘༻-
✧ Bag of Holding
✧ 10gp
✧ Flute
✧ Bottle of Ink
✧ Ink Pen
✧ x5 Pieces of Paper
✧ Scroll Case
✧ Light Armor
✧ Dagger
-༺❘✦ 𝓢 𝓽 𝓪 𝓽 𝓼 ✦❘༻-
| Attribute | Ability Points | Racial Bonus | Total | Modifier |
| STR | 08 | +0 | 08 | -1 |
| DEX | 14 | +2 | 16 | +3 |
| CON | 14 | +0 | 14 | +2 |
| INT | 10 | +0 | 10 | +0 |
| WIS | 10 | +0 | 10 | +0 |
| CHA | 15 | +1 | 16 | +3 |
-༺❘✦ 𝓟 𝓻 𝓸 𝓯 𝓲 𝓬 𝓲 𝓮 𝓷 𝓬 𝓲 𝓮 𝓼 ✦❘༻-
✧ Sleight of Hand (+5)
✧ Stealth (+5)
✧ Deception (+7) Charisma Mod +3, Proficiency Bonus +2, Expertise +2
✧ Persuasion (+7) Charisma Mod +3, Proficiency Bonus +2, Expertise +2
✧ Intimidation (+5)