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9 mos ago
Current Alternatively - and now, hear me out - one could avoid looking up photos of such eldritch horrors ... maybe?
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10 mos ago
Back for my bi-yearly visit. Now where did I leave that thingy-ma-jig? Anyone seen that mish-masher? I think it looks like motivation or something!
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3 yrs ago
I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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3 yrs ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
3 yrs ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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Things developed rapidly, all accordingly to plan. Well, everything except the position Lancaster ended up in. Liberty had done everything as they agreed, but of course she had forgotten where to actually throw her flash bang, as she threw it from her location, ending up a few feet from him. The flash bang blew up right in front of him, and though he did cover his eyes, it was not enough. While blinded by the immense flash, Lancaster heard what he knew as Liberty's preferred style of handling their line of work; gunfire.

Lancaster remained on the ground until he heard Liberty talking to them, and then doing his best to get back on his feet. He was beginning to see again, but everything was still mostly blurry. "I thought we agreed on the flash bang, Liberty." Lancaster said to where he thought Liberty stood, but to his great dismay, he was still dizzy. Having just stood up, he fell back onto the ground face first. What a fool he made of himself. "...We'll speak of this, later...."

Eventually Lancaster got back to his senses, back on his feet, and back on track. Lancaster had to admit, Liberty had done her job well, if a little messy, but well. Lancaster pulled out a Walther CCP pistol out off his robes and walking over to Hassam, unconscious. With some effort, Lancaster managed to get Hassam over his shoulder. "He's just as heavy as looks." He commented as he steadied himself with the weight on his shoulders, and heading towards the exit, where he heard frantic gunfire from the outside. "We most likely shall, Drevan. I'd prefer to get home to civilization sooner rather than later."
Lancaster's suspicion was confirmed once the mean-looking Arab entered with his entourage of less mean-looking body guards. It wasn't difficult to see that this was an indeed paranoid man, his very presence scared the living hell out of Sadiq by mere sight of Hassam. Lancaster wasn't intimidated though, he was having everything under control. Quietly sitting down again, he listened to the conversation between Hassam, Sadiq and Thom, while drinking from his cup of coffee, seemingly unfazed by it all.

"Hussain is quite right in his statement, I can personally confirm that the coffee is excellent. I'll get you one right now, my friend." Lancaster said politely to Hassam in perfect Arabic, perhaps taking Hassam a little off-guard as he gave him a look that could kill.

-"I am no friend of you, you none of mine, and you should be careful with saying otherwise. I do not know you, you're lucky to not end up like your father before you, Afghan." Hassam shot back at Lancaster, clearly annoyed at him for his unreasonable good mood around him. "And I'll take your coffee. Now."

Lancaster sighed, bowing down and placing the cup in-front of Hassam. "As you wish." All according to plan, as he walked back to the counter to get his own coffee again. Standing with his back to the rest of the men, he turned the screw rightwards for three clicks, as practised before. The small flat object in now Hassam's coffee would eject a small dose of highly potent chloroform, able to put an elephant to sleep in seconds, minutes if it was a large elephant or just stubborn man. Now it was only a matter of seconds before shit would hit the fan, as one said. Turning around, Lancaster looked at Hassam with a smile, and a sly look in his eyes. "As-salamu alaykum, my dear friend Mohamed Hassam."
"I regret to tell I prefer coffee, my kind friend Sadiq; accident in childhood, siblings you know." Lancaster said back to Sadiq with his broken Pashtu, watching him walk away to call their target. In his mind, Lancaster was thinking how perfect this was going, just as perfect as he had anticipated of course. Lancaster looked at Thom, seeing the look in his eyes that told him he agreed, Mohamed Hassan was walking straight into their trap.

As Sadiq came back to their company, Lancaster/Qadir had been finally given his cup of coffee, freshly pressed from local coffee farms. Lancaster took a deep breath of the smell, while listening to Thom and Sadiq having their conversation over possible cooperation as "traders".
"Hussain is right, it is dangerous on borders. My father, Allah rest his soul, was captured by Russians while bringing...items across border during invasion. I did not see him for years, they torture and prison him, and when he come back, he different man. Americans is just the same, only then have eyes in sky. May Allah bring them to justice." Lancaster replied to Sadiq, in-between his sentences drinking his coffee and acting like he was trying to remain calm. Lancaster had no compassion for these kind of people, but faking it to complete a mission was by far accepted in the book. One day he would show that book to Liberty, but today was not that day.

Lancaster heard Martin's voice through his ear-piece, while trying to look like he was actually listening to Sadiq. "Okay, I will think, like Hussain has said. The route is dangerous, but we both need money. If we do it safe, it can take many days, maybe week to get forward without being detected. But if we can make deal with you and your friend, we maybe can send first shipment tomorrow?" Lancaster stood up, taking with him his cup of coffee from the table. "Excuse me for moment, the coffee was good I'd like more." He excused himself to Sadiq and Hussain, walking over to the counter. As he walked, he pulled out a small, flat object from under his clothes, dropping it into his cup of coffee so it wasn't visible. He politely reached for the coffee and began pouring more into his cup. All they had to do was to wait for Hassan, and he would have a big surprise in for him.

"Is someone at door? Your friend?"
"Please yes, kind sir." a voice could be heard from what one would imagine was the bathroom, an outdoors one of course. Not long afterwards, a man of Middle Eastern origin entered through a door in the back of the bar. The man wore clothing associated with Pakistan's neighbouring Afghanistan, his beard giving away his age and faith by it's length and thickness. Walking over to the man he knew by name as Sadiq, the Afghan man sat down on the carpet with the group of men. Beside him sat Hussain, also known as Thom or Cavalier, depending on whether you were his friend, colleague or target, and in this case, his colleague.

Lancaster, cleverly disguised as an Afghan trader, like Cavalier, speaking with a perfect accent and in broken Pashto, as to seem truly Afghani. He politely took one of the pipes and smoked it, breathing out the smoke of hash, making sure not to actually inhale it all the way down; getting high while at work was not according to the book. Lancaster looked at Sadiq with a smile, handing him back the pipe. "Speaking of guest, I have heard important figure will come tonight, yes? I hoped I could make business arrangement with him, perhaps my friend Hussian too maybe?" Lancaster said to their newly acquainted friend in his broken Pashtu, looking back and forth from Sadiq and Cavalier. "And I hope coffee is possible to buy here, no?"
Name: George Alexander Upperton Cuddlesworth
Codename (Radio Call): Lancaster
Age: 30
Nationality: English
Role: Field agent
Appearance:

One of the last known pictures of George at Oxford University before leaving for new adventures, or so George called it.

George stands at an little more than average height of 6'1, with his dark, blue eyes and always well-styled brown hair. His face is of an elegant, English gentleman, with well-trimmed facial hair and an even better suit, which one can get an idea of his decent frame for upper-class man; not a macho-man by most means, but enough muscles to stand a fight.

Personality: George and Cassandra aren't too different from each other, his self-esteem matching hers just fine, his sarcastic comments (mostly directed towards her), and his will to accomplish a task by his way. But compared to Cassandra, George prefers to take more quiet and bloodless routes, usually involving espionage, diplomacy and hand-to-hand combat, though he does not shy away from a good gun-fight. He loves a good drink, his upper-class way of life, and himself of course. He does his best to go by the book, as long as it suits him well, and him too considers himself to be the more professional of the pair, stating that he does his work clean and smooth, while Cassandra always makes a mess, even if he ends up quite a few beds.

Service History: Born into prosperity on the 7th of April 1985, George never had a bad day in his life. His parents were both from a long line of rich merchants, land-owners, industrialists, diplomats and governors of Britain's past colonies, and it was only reasonable for George to follow in this path. He grew up on his family's estate in York, growing fond of the rich man's life and all that followed with it; swordsmanship, fox hunting, sailing, and women. He proved to be a good student too, going on to study law, international relations and politics at no other than at Oxford.

Like his father, grandfather, great grandfather and so on, George entered the armed forces to serve Queen and country, preferably as a fighter pilot or an officer, ending up as the latter after discrete encouragement from "unknown sources" with tons of money. Even for the obvious effect of the money, George was actually a decent army man, showing potential for SAS, though this is where his official records stops. As far as the public knows, George is serving down Iraq in the army.

-Top Secret-
Sierra Vanguard

Codename: Lancaster
Service record: Infiltrating several Russian arms-dealer groups; military and political espionage in China, Venezuela, Iran, Serbia, Egypt and Syria; assisting rebel forces and governmental forces in different civil wars and conflicts; retrieving key-components from North-Korean nuclear program...Classified.
Speaks five different languages, practices six different martial arts, skilled in use of light, medium and heavy firearms, expert in diplomacy, deception and espionage. High-value agent. Possible future confrontation with agent Liberty. Under evaluation.

Other: Like the spoiled upper-class man he his, his car of choice is a silver Aston Martin DB AR1 for which he loves dearly. Having given a lot of love and money (mostly money), the car is on top shape, and can compete with any new car anytime, anywhere, anyhow. In terms of phones, he always uses the newest of the Samsung Galaxy series, with plenty of useful gadgets that make him feel like James Bond, only better of course. And finally he always dressed as a proper gentleman, be it a clean-cut tailored suit of the finest Italian cloth or anything else fitting the occasion. Women turn their heads to take a look at this good-looking, finely dressed man, and George enjoys every second of it.
"Well I wouldn't really mind marrying you and settling down, Anna. The sooner we get kids, the better. I want to have grandchildren and great-grandchildren who I can tell my war tales too." Tom smiled back to Anna after eating a bit more, and taking her hand as she rested it on his chest. Anna had soft and delicate hands, it was a wonder she kept them so beautiful through the battles she'd been through.

"I promise you that I'll marry you as soon as this is over, and all our friends will be there. I just hope my family could be there, even though they most likely won't be ready for us..." Tom whispered, sighing as he looked Anna into her eyes, but then forcing on a smile and kissing her on her lips. His hands gentle brushed her cheeks, going down to her lap and legs. "We'll finish up here, and go the hotel soon, okay? It's getting dark quick out there."
"And I certainly don't want you to leave me, not for anyone else in this world." Tom said back to Anna as she gestured towards the other women chattering on about the couple. They looked like they were the same age as Anna and older, so their own boyfriends and husbands were probably fighting somewhere. So Tom felt happy to be in love, and still be with her as much as he was. Tom kissed Anna back and held her tight again, glad to have her safe and sound.

After a little while, the waitress brought them their food: a Welsh wine, salmon for Anna and steak for Tom, and of course what one would expect with the rationing going on. "Thank you. Eat well, Anna, I know I will. We never got food like this out in the field." Tom said to her, cutting up the steak and starting to eat. After eating a little bit and drinking a little bit of wine, he turned back to Anna. "How is your family at home doing? Are they okay?"
"...Thank you Anna. I love you." Was all Tom managed to say to her as she sat down beside him, cuddling up against his shoulder. She was stunningly beautiful, more as each day passed and Anna was gone while Andrew took her place. When others didn't look though, they two managed to slip in some privacy for themselves. It was difficult enough in the peaceful military base, but Tom knew things would change once they were moved back into the war. Tom smiled and laughed when Anna took his beret. Andrew wore the same day in and day out, and as Anna, it was just funny. "Perhaps you should wear it more often? That way it might fit eventually." Tom chuckled along and kissed Anna back, joy filling him as their lips met. "Now, what do you want to eat? And how long can you stay? Word around the base is that we're moving out soon, but we don't know where or when."
Tom gently squeezed Anna's hand as she laid it over his hand, smiling at her and blinking with his one eye. "I wish you could, but we both know how it works. But as soon as this war is over, we can go back to how our lives are supposed to be." Tom said to her. Though back before the war, who they were supposed to be were very different from now. Then Anna was just a normal American girl waiting for her love of her life and the perfect family. And Tom wasn't Tom, he was that German student who could have become an accountant back in Germany, or something along those lines. Now however, things were like they were meant to be; the two of them together, fighting to end the war sooner rather than later. Tom felt Anna's foot underneath the table, and couldn't help but smile as he nudged her leg with his, letting her know he was there. "Still want that wedding in Westminster Abbey, Anna? The longer this war last, the more I think it's fitting for the occasion."
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