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9 mos ago
Current Alternatively - and now, hear me out - one could avoid looking up photos of such eldritch horrors ... maybe?
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10 mos ago
Back for my bi-yearly visit. Now where did I leave that thingy-ma-jig? Anyone seen that mish-masher? I think it looks like motivation or something!
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3 yrs ago
I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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3 yrs ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
3 yrs ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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I'll be waiting a little longer, then I'll post about how I eat rabbits and wait while some drunk sleeps.
Things are looking up for Norway!



Now, where did I leave my cheeseslicer? I have to bring it to my new colony to show the savages the marvels of modern engineering!
So does that mean we can have a colony? :D
Actually trice, once back then, then in 1905 when we got some support for our independence because our queen would be English, and again during WWII.

So, could we please get some colonies? We promise to be gentle with them, Norway always take care of its belongings! We will make sure to polish it in oil! Lots, and lots of oil!
YOU STOLE DENMARK'S NAVY YOU THIEF!

Which led to the events that gave Norway a constitution and put us in an union with Sweden which in turn gave the chance for independence.

BUT YOU STILL STOLE THEIR NAVY!
They can't corrupt something that's already corrupt that's true, but they're sure as hell not doing anything to help either! Blargh...corporations should never have more power than the government, but also vica versa, there needs to be a fine balance :/

Btw solame, do you think Queen Elizabeth could be so kind as to give some land to her dear relative, King Haralad? I mean, for old times sake ;) As good friends and allies for so many years...If you discount us fighting against you in most wars up until WWII, we officially fought against you during the Napoleonic War...Pretty please?
I agree, much easier to blame one guy than to face the real problem, well, face-to-face.

And I love the Queen's face, she would just be over-thrilled to have her colonies back :D Too bad our King wouldn't be so happy...no colonies to reclaim...*sadface*
I fear it will take more than stop electing the idiots into Office, remember that the US has huge corporations that has for years now corrupted your government. It's sad really, and ever more sad that when Obama is trying to fix things, he's suddenly "a communist, a socialist, a fascist, a nazi, unpatriotic, un-American" etc etc...

Shut up, you have no right to criticize my love for them!

Meh, give me some onion rings and THEN we're talking about awesome.
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