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6 yrs ago
Current I'll always be a beggar, lord, I'll always be a thief
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6 yrs ago
I use her teeth to guide me, More use than some divining rod
6 yrs ago
Like a dead dog on a highway, Like a dead dog I'm hanging around

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"If I'm to be your reprobate, I shall at least enjoy the malefaction"

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@Prosaic you did your best, and that's all that Satan can ask of you!😊
Sigmund


Sig popped up out of the chair and made a long, luxurious stretch. The chair had seemed like the most comfortable option at the time, but he'd spent two long hours in it getting his bearings. The knots in his back unkinked as he let out a low groan.

Feeling a bit less tense, he turned to regard his savior more thoroughly. She seemed young, perhaps it was possible she was as young as her looks implied. Sigil felt it likely she was much older: he could sense death on her, registering to his senses like a cold and dry wind.

"Sigmund!" He said cheerfully. "My name, that is. Though you should call me Sig. Sigmund sounds like a sea monster, which I am... Not?"

He trailed off, his eyes glazing slightly and fixing on a point in the distance. Had he ever attempted to breathe underwater?

"No, of course not." He murmured, though not with much conviction. His gaze continued to drift idly across the field before them. Enormous shapes and twisted beings stood amongst smaller human ones. He had a knack for taking the surreal in stride, but he had to admit to himself that the dragons made him uneasy.

The focal point seemed to be on the bloodied young man now prostrate upon the ground.

thumped him like a rented mule, whispered a spirit.
had it coming too, added another.

Sig was doubtful. Spirits could be petulant things, and rarely told the whole truth. Still, the poor guy must have done something heinous to have gained the enmity of so many so swiftly.

"Yes... What do roosters do, but establish pecking order?" He muttered, then his eyes abruptly refocused on Liana.

"Yes! I am here for the Academy. I take it these..." He made a vague gesture towards the assembled group, attempting to find the right word as 'people' would have been quite insufficient. "...motley individuals are here for much the same? Are you?"

He leaned in a bit, taking a closet look at her.

more than she seems, tattled a ghost, saw her watching.

"But you strike me as someone who knows secrets, yes?" He said with a sly grin. "It's quite alright, I don't need your secrets. I have enough of my own."

He jolted suddenly, as though a weighty realization had just struck him. He jabbed a finger towards the dragons.

"Holy Hell, how do you suppose they'll get them through the doors?"
@AbandonedIntel




Sigmund


"It's cold up here." said Sigmund O'Welles, to no one who was really listening.

Indeed, despite the thick blanket wrapped around himself (and a generous few drops from his flask), a chill wind seemed to seek every nook and cranny it could dig it's icy fingers into.

It had taken a lot of consideration and a touch of trial and error to even get as far as he had. The old man had told had told him many times that the academy was 'up in the clouds', but Sig had always assumed that was a metaphor. It had at least presented an amusing challenge.

This is how it came to be that he was lashed by a rope around his waist to a padded upholstery chair many hundreds of feet in the sky. The chair was in turn crudely bolted to what appeared to be the repurposed top of a very large dinner table.

The whole slap dash mess was born aloft by roughly a dozen mostly translucent, roughly humanoid figures. They shimmered a pale blue, featureless upper torsos that trailed off into drifting mist at the waist. They floated along with a stately grace, but the blank faces of the specters managed to give the impression of a group of much put upon servants.

The floating pieces of land did cut an impressive figure on their own, but...

"It wouldn't hurt to take a bit more of a look, eh?" He said, but the spirits had no opinion.

He closed his mortal eyes, took a single deep breath, and opened his Third. The islands erupted into a swirling mass of psychedelic colors and shapes. No matter how many times he saw such wondrous things, it always stole his breath for a moment.

A smaller, open area a bit below the academy proper seemed to contain the most dreamy madness. Fantastical beasts, demonic figures, animals and many other strange things seemed to caper and dance in his augmented sight.

It was in a curious, dreamy trance that he floated down until his platform hovered roughly four feet off the ground. He sent a ripple of will to his spectral entourage informing them that their task was complete. They vanished with a tiny sigh of relief, and Sig had a fraction of a moment to realize he had not instructed them to gently put him down. He dropped the last handful of feet and landed with a thud, jarring him out of his trance.

"Lord! What a show." he said, rubbing at his face as he closed his third eye.

He looked up and frowned in mild confusion. Had he not actually closed his sight...? But no, there was the menagerie stood in the flesh in field before him.

He turned to his left to see he had landed not far from a dark skinned young woman.

a cold soul whispered a tiny voice in his mind.
half in, half out murmured another in a disapproving fashion.

"Hello there!" He said, undaunted by the warning spirits. "All that over there is real, isn't that something?"

Sig disentangled himself from the heavy wool blanket and moved to stand up, but the forgotten rope harness tugged around his abdomen and caused him to sit back down hard.

"Piss!" He snapped, and began to fumble at the knots with cold numbed fingers. The dead sailor he had manifested down on the ground had been very helpful for tying the knots, but Sig had left that particular shade behind, and hadn't the foggiest idea how to undo them.

"Say there," he said to the vampire, "would ya be so kind as to cut a poor fellow out of his flying chair?"
@AbandonedIntel
@EchoicChamber that is exactly the trope I had in mind. I thought, 'that, but also a spoopy boi'
@The One Sorry if my formatting sucks, I'm still learning ^^;;
I'm open to tweaking this if you find it necessary!


@The One Yeeee I'll bang one out this afternoon

@AbandonedIntel Thanks dude! Good to be here.
@The One
This is the appropriate place to post a CS for consideration, yes?
@Ruby
Good to be here! ^^

@Rawk
Why do course! All humans, such as we are, have genitalia. Just as a very unrealistic example, if I were a sophisticated AI sent to learn human storytelling so as to better manipulate their meaty processors, I might have indicated "no value found" in that category. But I did not! So no need to worry.
Heyy everybody, my name is B and I'm very happy to have found this site!

Age: 29 (for the 65th time *wink*)

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