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Carly-Beth
Za Boat, Harbor

It came without warning. A lance stabbed upward from the kingdom below, a brilliant white spear that heralded the age of something that no longer had a place in this world.

“Eh~?”

And from the opposite side of the city, the homunculus toying with her menagerie of masks felt a coy grin split her face.

“Ehe, wow, that sure is something~ Hey, Elena, give me the specs on it.”

Turning towards the Atlas Alchemist in her employ, Carly-Beth’s grin only faded when she sighted the troubled expression that took up her companion’s face. Well, she was nothing but face, really, but that was beside the point.

"...that thing is skewing every calculation I've been drafting by a factor of five. It's...similar to Shaytanea, in nature. I wouldn't recognize it if she wasn't right here for comparison, but that's a world microcosm."

Elena’s voice was practically a low mutter, but even that much was enough to rouse the attention of the other masks, all the while their maker let out an exasperated sigh.

"Hmm? That's pretty annoying. Something like that's enough to tip the balance of the war a good amount. What're the odds it gets stronger?"

"If left unchecked? As close to 100% as you can get."

“...well then, looks like we’re going to check in on our newest friend. Don’t let me down, Ted-”



Ted
Somewhere, Outside


Now, Ted was just minding his own business, getting violated by rats as was typical for Ted in the time before he’d been turned into a mask, when he felt the world shake around him.

Eh, that was nothing special.

Typical Tuesday.

Was it even Tuesday?

Of course, an order from the Boss Lady came in moments later, so it looked like he would have to do something. He would have to talk to the rat-thing again.

“Hey, the Boss Lady’s wondering what you think about this tree shit and if you think it’s worth getting rid of.”

And talk he did.



Ratface



"Hated it, it's a symbol of things I despise, not only it's hogging all of life itself and its ugly to look at, It has to go" Piper said through his messenger ratface, expressing his irritation about this fantasy tree, strangling Ted without knowing it.

"Oh, sorry about that, just got carried away."



Carly-Beth
Za Boat, Harbor


Well! It seemed like their new friend also felt the tree was a problem, and he’d provided quite a lot of very interesting information. In light of that-

"Strategiiiist-"

The process was simple. Feeding the information from Ted into Strategist's mind was a trivial task. After all, if it was the task of 'relegating information between multiple sapient beings', Carly-Beth was confident she was the number one in the city in that matter. Even familiar experts likely didn't have her level of experience for dealing with multiple sapient minds in such a matter. In other words, it took a negligible amount of time before Strategist had a full grasp of the situation, and more specifically, of where she ought to aim her weapons.

Naturally, a litany of info was given in addition, in order to draw up a battle plan using Strategist’s Noble Phantasm. Everything from information on the fire last night to information on the tree as it was, with even supplementary calculations from their resident Atlas Alchemist, was filed in, and so a battle plan that had been perfectly optimized was prepared.

Right, they had to avoid attacking in such a way that Piper’s assault would only strengthen it, especially given their knowledge of the fire that had scarred the land it was built upon, and there were certain similar pitfalls to avoid, but with Strategist, the chance of their assault failing fell drastically.

"This thing's an eyesore, it's inconveniencing our ally, I'm sure the families you mentioned are against their land getting usurped like that, and it's undoubtedly taking advantage of a disaster which I'm pretty sure is a bad thing to do in the eyes of that Ruler guy we got the letter from. Sooo, let's get to it, shall we~?"

With that optimized battle plan designed through Strategist’s capabilities, the full plan was relayed to their ally through Ted, and so the order was given.

"Bombard that thing out of existence."



Chartroom, HMS ‘Dreadnought’, 12nm from Harbor


Ensconced over the map table as she poured over the details of the Miyaman coastline, Carly’s grey-haired Servant had little warning of the ‘info-dump’ heading her way until the ‘package’ hit her. She winced in pain, doubling-over, chin first, onto the table as concerned Marines and ship’s officers tried to steady her. As the information completed its transferal she shook off both their inquiries and any of their help, rising back up to her full height.

"This thing's an eyesore, it's inconveniencing our ally, I'm sure the families you mentioned are against their land getting usurped like that, and it's undoubtedly taking advantage of a disaster which I'm pretty sure is a bad thing to do in the eyes of that Ruler guy we got the letter from. Sooo, let's get to it, shall we~?"


“Aye, my Master,” Strategist chuckled to herself (and, through their link, to her Master). “Let’s be about it, then.”

Composing herself, she waved off concerns and wrenched a nearby communications telephone off the hook. In seconds, she was connected to the wheelhouse and the partially-shaded bridge.

“Bridge, this is the Admiral.” she calmly stated to Captain Reginald on the other end of the line. “There’s been a change of plans; I am moving us to battle-stations at once.”

”Battle stations?” the Captain added, understanding the order yet perplexed by the context. “Aye-aye, ma’am, though you do realise that if we go into action now-”

“We’ll be exposing ourselves; I’m bloody well aware of that, Reginald!” the Servant snapped. “Bring the ship to bearing 3-1-0 and stand-by on main and secondary batteries. I’ll be on the bridge in the next few minutes.” She slapped the receiver back into place and turned to the others.

“You heard me, gentlemen. To your stations!” she gruffly reiterated.

As the men hurried out of the room and charged through the exiting bulkheads, throughout the ship, nearly 820 men likewise snapped to orders. On the main deck, the ship’s alert bell was being violently rung by a Midshipman while the ship’s Royal Marines clambered into the seating and stations for the ship’s swivel guns. Deep in the armoured barbettes of the bow ‘A’ turret, the mid-ship’s ‘P’ and ‘Q’ turrets and the stern’s ‘X’ and ‘Y’ turrets, ratings worked in stifling conditions to load the main guns, hoisting cordite charges through armoured, fire-proof bulkheads onto lifts to the guns above, or shifting ramrods to pack the guns with the warheads and charges under the strict timing of their turrets’ command officers.

As she likewise began her ascent to the surmounting bridge, Strategist felt a slight smile tug at her cheeks. Her war might have been kicked off far too early for her liking, but regardless, war had finally come.

And she did not plan on letting her Master or her ship down now ...



Carly-Beth
Za Boat, Harbor


Of course, there was something else to keep in mind. Defenses.

Carly-Beth had no doubt that the Pied Piper’s territory had defenses prepared, but she sadly did not. So, while the Servants prepared their assault, she made preparations of their own.

Nine magecraft-capable masks, and one homunculus. Ten magi, all in all, which was just the number that she needed.

Magic circles had been drawn, the ritual itself again optimized through Strategist’s NP, and so it began, timed perfectly to match up with when Strategist and the Pied Piper would launch their assaults. A defensive measure, using Shaytanea’s own world as the lynchpin, to ward off and swallow anything that the enemy attempted to bring to bear.

Ah, this was so much fun.



Pied Piper(Caster)


Academy

As soon as the false Yggdrasil shows up, The bard can feel the world shifting, and not in a good way, something is amiss, the karmic lines have been tempered and this is not the natural order of things. Something has to go.

This power, this energy...

It's so pure, so divine yet whoever is harnessing its core is not fully optimizing it in its true potential.

Why is that you ask?

Because Piper is here, and because this boy cannot compare to him in the realm of connections. His will reaches out, breaking the thread that connects the boy to the land.

"Foolish tree of life, you don't have the right to be here." He laughs manically at the thought.

"Let the old world die and into the new, There's no place for gods in this world. only man. I've seen it first hand when I led those hundred of innocent children into their demise, where was god to stop me? That's right! He has left and forsaken them!" Manifesting on top of the school's rooftop, a mystical bard screams at heavens, facial veins popping everywhere from his disdain.

Piper takes deep breaths and composes himself before continuing.

"Heh, how ironic, fate has brought me into this position once more, proving that we don't need an abstract creator who does nothing." Piper lets a half smile and presses his lips against his flute.

The symphony of destruction begins.

The academy warps itself into a fortress of mass destruction, the wails and echoes of the children in Piper's basement shriek in despair as if he's giving them the good succ, harvesting their lifeforce, almost leaving them drought in the process. Reality shifts around the school, the pleasant day was gone, and down comes the doom and gloom.

This place reeks of despair and grudges even an Avenger-class would be jealous of. Rats began to manifest all around the place, overflowing the corridors and every inch of the school, Souls began to ooze down the school's walls and ectoplasm runs wild in this place desperately saying "help us" only to fall on deaf ears.

The windows of the school open as multiple cannons are ready to be deployed. Ectoplasms line up only to get shot like some suicide bombers. This is the symphony of the Piper in its repulsive form yet, The wails of a thousand Grudges.

"Aim at that magical tree, its a symbol of things I hate, a false hope of the gods and life itself." Piper casually said, as the artillery cannons turn their attention to the direction of where the Yggdrasil lies. Piper's noble phantasm attack mode is on, with the grudges of souls at his disposal.

"This is the grudges of the ones you forsake! Let lose my children, let your voice be heard upon these pompous gods, Open Fire!"



Operation: Ragnarok Readvent
Carly-Beth, Enzo Levito, Pied Piper, Admiral Fisher
@Art of Fun


On the slightly-open-aired bridge deck of her ship, Strategist lowered her set of binoculars, her yellow-hued irises set on the still-distant coastline of Japan. “That’s our objective, gentlemen.”

“The white-barked tree, ma’am?” CTN Bacon added, his eyes fixed through his own binoculars to the growing phantasmal flora.

“Aye. That ‘tree’ is a phantasm, a conduit for - from what I’ve been told - enemy magics and a living forest that, even now, is bringing ruin to an already-devastated Japan. Our orders are to reduce that monstrosity to splinters.” She glanced over her shoulder to the ship’s first officer. “Pass the order to the guns and firing control.”

As the officer hurried away, Strategist raised her binoculars to her eyes for a few brief moments, dimly aware of the metallic sounds coming from below as the ship’s turrets began to pan towards the coast. A twinge in the pit of her stomach briefly arose: would ‘Dreadnought’ be ready for any reprisals sent against her, or the consequences of what she and her Master were about to do?

’No, there is no doubt, she reassured herself, focusing her glasses’ lenses as she swallowed her anxiety down. ‘There is only duty.’

“Bridge, Wheelhouse. Course, 3-1-0.” a rating’s voice echoed up the voice-pipe that connected the wheelhouse to the bridge. CTN Bacon sent a curt reply back as Strategist lowered her binoculars once more, briefly glancing over her shoulder to the Captain.

A silent nod between them was the only signal either of them needed. All was prepared.

Turning back to the coastline, Strategist’s uniformed chest puffed up from inhaled breath before she let out a violent shout.

“ALL MAIN BATTERIES, OPEN FIRE!!”

The tree's master had been cut off from the land through the expertise of this Grail War's master of familiars. And so, with that obstacle negated and with the time of fire coordinated between the pairs, three acts simultaneously occurred in a declaration of war upon the tree of Fantasy.

-Strategist’s Noble Phantasm was released.

-The weapons of the Pied Piper blasted out.

-The Grand Ritual fueled by a World was brought to bear.

Through the network and preparations of the Pied Piper, the mind of Strategist, and the magecraft aptitude of Carly-Beth, an assault was made to bring the budding Yggdrasil down before it could spread its roots.

Time to be a hero.

Evan Strauss
Strauss Workshop, Shinto

Completing his work, he let out a deep exhale. His expression shattered, a mad grin splaying across his face as a laugh tore its way out of his throat.

Yes. Yes. Yes. The final piece he'd been missing, he had a chance to obtain it now.

The last step that preceded the creation of a new empire.

It took some minutes before he managed to calm himself down, but when he finally had, it began. Using the tool he had exchanged for with that homunculus, he would reshape the world with his own hands.



"...'Lord Britain', I trust?"

"I am Pride, Envy, and Wrath. I am the Cerberus which guards enlightenment."

"...I...I'll take that a yes?"

Was that how he usually greeted people?

It seemed like the stories about him had been at least partially true, after all.

"You can call me 'Goldmember'. I was given your contact so I could reach out to you about a...business opportunity, I suppose you could say."

"Lord Britain is intrigued. Go on."

Wait, why had he suddenly switched to third-person-

"A few associates and I are in the process of designing a company for the supply and distribution of magical goods. There's been an unmet demand in that sector for centuries, and we're prepared to meet it. I have people working on methods for storage, distribution, the works. I'm sending you the documents and figures we have currently."

The infrastructure was something he'd been working on for the better part of his admittedly brief life, and the collaborators were all skilled in their own right. Magi several times more talented than Evan himself, certainly. However, a talented magus alone would not be a success, not in the way that Evan had envisioned it.

A group of magi in Scandinavia, working on an improved method of broom travel that was founded on tethering locations.

A South American magus family that was in the process of perfecting a limited spatial quarantine.

A partner who was in the final steps of negotiations to obtain a Contract of Atlas, for the aims of designing a database for management.

The list went on.

They were not his allies or his friends. They would not aid him in this war. They were merely his business partners. Their roles were to perfect the systems that could be agglomerated into one. His role was to serve as their 'business sense', and just as importantly, to-

"The only thing we're missing is a starting inventory. I'm prepared to offer you ten percent stake in the company in exchange for three hundred million pounds sterling, which we'll use to obtain that very starting inventory. We're prepared to begin operations at the turn of the century, assuming that's met."

To a mundane businessman, the prospect of investing in a business that did not yet exist, had not obtained profits, and did not plan to begin operations for another decade was absurd. However, for magi it was a different matter, and for this magus in particular...

"Naturally, that stake will be freely exchangeable for items we obtain after we begin operations. Most specifically, ones from 'that' sector of legend."

"So, what'll it be?"


...And so it was, that the world forever changed.
Carly-Beth
Za Boat, Harbor
@MrCellophane


With the departure of Ted and Ratface, Carly-Beth rounded about to face her Servant, shrugging slightly in response. "Sure, that first bit sounds good to me. I'm no naval strategist, so I'll leave the bulk of the planning there to you, since I'd only get in the way. The only thing is that I don't wanna start a full blockade; this is a city that just had a national disaster hit it, it's not worth causing a full blockade, let's just focus on the magic stuff. I'll have Shaytanea work as our scout to check out any incoming ships and make sure we're not going to get caught off-guard by something they've got. I can't imagine anything coming in here is going to have the firepower to take Shaytanea down after the tests I've run on her, so that's prob'ly the best way to go."

At the second proposal Strategist made, though, the homunculus let out a brief hum, face contorting in thought for a good few seconds.

"Well, honestly, it might be better to keep ourselves lean. More alliances means more obligations and more concerns. Besides, we're definitely existences that're 'detrimental to the city', yeah? We've got a chokehold on everything coming into the city by sea, and our new ally can do the same on land. If we reach out to them, not only do we reveal our existence, which I'd rather stay secret until we're ready to bombard some enemies, we play our hand and might not even get much in synergies out of it."

"'Sides, a bigger alliance means we're more safe against a stronger enemy, sure, but there's only one winner in the end. Just complicates matters, if you ask me. The way I see it, we're better off staying out of sight and out of mind until we're ready to crush most of the opposition in one fell swoop."

"But, well, I'm not the one who's named 'Strategist' here, so I could be off on some points, but yeah that's my two cents. What'dya think?"




Dionysus
Pelion's Pub, Edge of Shinto
@Cu Chulainn


A low laugh left the Bartender as Gin finally returned to the land of the living. He and Archer had been trying to help the young man during last night's teaching session, but sadly it didn't seem to have yielded much in the way of results. No matter, though; Chiron was nothing if not patient.

...although, if he'd just felt what he thought he felt a few minutes earlier, it seemed like someone had managed to do what was ordinarily impossible and actually stoke Chiron's temper. Poor bastard, hopefully Chiron would let them off easy. Besides, from the sound of it, he was dealing with someone else now.

"Of course, Gin." The Divine Spirit replied, setting the requested drink down on the bar mere moments later, before letting out another laugh at that next question. "Oh, Chiron's just...catching up with someone from his past. I'd recommend you don't walk outside just yet, but..." A coy grin flashed across his face. "If you feel like you need an ego boost, take a peek outside in about thirty seconds. You should get quite the show."

The following question, though, caused a slight glint to enter Dionysus's eyes as he leaned over the bar a bit.

"Hm. Well, I really shouldn't be giving you much of an answer. Trust me, I would be happy to usually, but Chiron's planning on training you, which makes this an entirely different matter. My advice is shaped by my experiences, so it'll necessarily pull you down a certain path. That's why he's been asking you to shore up your fundamentals from the other Master, so that you have a foundation that is entirely built off of 'what's optimal for you' when the training happens."

After speaking, he paused for a moment in consideration, before resuming.

"That said, I can probably give you a couple of tips, so...hm, well, you see, affecting fate directly at a high level, to the point where anything really happens is essentially impossible for a modern magus. However, you yourself have some of the highest resistance to fate I've ever seen in a mortal. So, how about you use that as a leverage point?"

"Well, I won't go much further on that, since explaining that much more would be colored by my experience, but maybe mull on that. Also consider the application of your magecraft to spirits; I'm no expert in Japanese esoterica, but it seems to me that Hojutsu is at its best when dealing with spirits, whether that means banishing them from a place or something else. Ultimately, what you do with that is dependent on you."




"Management Consultant"- Nameless
Construction Project: ‘Tarantasio’, Foreigner’s Lowlands
@Phonic


"Understood, I will communicate that back to him. He is, of course, rather excited for the opportunity this presents. Truth be told, I am the same way. It is an odd feeling, but I do not dislike it."

It nodded in reply, seeming pleased, if unsurprised, by Benita's response. That last remark it had made, though, caught even it by surprise. It seemed that it was changing as well, perhaps the result of obtaining 'that'. Hopefully this would be a continuing process.

Of course, as the next topic was broached, something occurred to shatter the conversation for the time being. Divine readvent. Noble Phantasm true name release. It had of course felt the event taking place at the site of where the Tohsaka Manor had once stood, but if that was a spark, then this was a bonfire. Given the distance from where that attack was released and the flat expanse of the former Foreigner's District, it was unlikely that anyone in the Holy Grail War who was not living under a rock would not notice that lightning.

And, it went without saying what witnessing that lightning meant.

The information its master gave to it divulged that what was being released was classified as an 'elimination class Noble Phantasm', followed by some muttering of 'wow, seriously, that guy becomes a Heroic Spirit?' and 'damn, I've gotta beat him to the punch then'.

Its master was truly a curious sort, but it didn't mind that. There was a sort of 'loyalty' there for the human who had created and raised it, to say nothing of the anticipation it felt for this construction site.

However, something else was passed along their shared line, which caused it to pause in confusion for a moment, seeking out aid from Benita seconds later.

"...my master has a remark that I profess I do not fully understand. Evidently there is a snack food currently being popularized that is known as 'popcorn'. He has stated a desire to be in possession of some at the current time."



Chiron [Lily]
Pelion’s Pub, Edge of Shinto
@Breo

Oh?

Now that was interesting.

...no, not interesting. After all, on first glance, Archer could surmise why he'd received that sort of response. It was a simple reason, after all, nothing worth examining.

What was the word he was looking for, then?

Ah, that's right.

Entertaining.

There was no doubt that, if their strength as Servants were compared, Archer would lose out to the being before him ten times out of ten. If they were to fight, then one would imagine Archer's odds of survival to be rather poor. Achilles himself could surely tell this; the Servant he stood opposite had a 'radiance' that could only be called lacking, especially when compared to that hero that Achilles had the chance to spar with earlier in the war.

And yet, the rotund man stood before the great hero, a cocky grin splitting his face.

"What'll I do ta stop you, and who I am, yeah? Heh, Ach, you're still green. Those questions've got the same answa'. Rules numbah three through five: analyze, plan, execute. You're skippin' three, so you're cockin' up four an' five."

As he spoke, the nonplussed Servant materialized an opened bottle of wine in his right hand, raising it to his lips and proceeding to down its contents in a single go, despite that given the neck of the bottle, that should have been impossible.

Yes, there was no doubt that the space of Troy was somewhere inexorably bound to Achilles as a Heroic Spirit. Achilles fought in Troy. Achilles raged in Troy. Achilles killed in Troy. Achilles died in Troy. This was the heart of his legend.

...however, that didn't mean there were ways of crushing that piddling rage.

"Well, if ya wanna try an' break down these walls, then be my guest. Give it a shot, try an' kill the kid. The river here's too far away ta' kick the shit outta ya, even. Problem there is, ya gotta step inta my cave to get ta the gates."

The now-empty wine bottle was tossed forwards at the Servant. The strength behind it was nothing significant, even for a normal human. It was nothing more than a friendly toss, inviting the other Servant to catch it. Even if nothing was done, it would clink against that divine armor without even the barest trace of possibility for harming Achilles.

...nonetheless, it could be said that the throwing of that bottle was the 'strongest attack' that had been released in the Holy Grail War thus far, exceeding that cursed blaze, exceeding the lightning that split the sky, exceeding all else, and the moment Achilles laid eyes upon it, his fate was sealed.

-Because, that wine bottle was a weapon which surpassed such concepts.

-Because, that wine bottle was a weapon that could bring the greatest of heroes low.

-Because, that wine bottle was something Achilles had seen before.

"Go on, get in the cave, Ach. Just like old times."
Carly-Beth
Za Boat, Harbor

@Argonaut @MrCellophane

A low giggle left the homunculus as the rat-thing voiced its reply, rocking her weight back and forth on her heels before nodding when it had finally finished. "Oh, don't worry, I'm on the same page. Familiar network combined with pinpoint bombardment? Beautiful. If you're able to put a stranglehold on supplies coming in through the rails like I am with the ships, we're also able to cut off outside help. And that's not to mention extra stuff like magecraft synergies; looking at these rats of yours, I have a proposal in mind that you might be interested in..."

She crossed her arms behind her head, giving Shaytanea a coy glance that would have sent a shiver down the mask's spine if she had a spine to begin with.

"But I'll leave that for a bit later, after Ted's gotten to your place and you've chatted with your Master on the matter, 'kay? I'll just say that I'm interested, and we can work out the specific terms of everything once we've checked that your Master's on-board. Sorry about not being willing to stick around on the mainland. If it's any consolation, though, I've got some masks with my personality in 'em. I could have one sit at a dinner table and all, even if it's not quite the same, ehe~"

"But yeah, especially after everything that happened last night, I'm just not willing to take the risk of heading out and then getting smashed by literal Achilles or something. We indirect types've gotta stick to our advantages, right?"


As the rat-thing grabbed Ted without warning, though, the mask shifted around in its grasp, its face contorting in disgust. "H-Hey, Boss Lady, can you tell this thing to let go of me?"

"Now, now, Ted~ That's no way to talk to your new friend. Be polite. You're representing me, so I don't want any of your usual shenanigans. Best behavior, that's an order~"

When he was released, Ted shot the rat-thing a grimace, muttering something to himself about bleach. Regardless, he didn't have much room to deny an order from Carly-Beth, and so moved to disembark from the ship as the rat-thing did. At the mention of swimming, he shook his head, which looked somewhat amusing given that his head was his entire body.

"...I'll just float, bud. Lead the way."

And so, the mask and rats took their leave.

Chiron [Lily]
Pelion’s Pub, Edge of Shinto

@Breo

Alright, good, that had been dealt with. Archer was hardly a fan of the 'divine punishment' angle in most cases, but come on, when someone did something like that, there was something of a code that he had to stick to. Besides, if people just thought they could mess with the manager of a bar, how did that reflect on the bar as a whole?

Well, regardless, hopefully that kid would have learned his lesson, assuming he survived. Archer had gone pretty easy on the kid; nothing too excessive, just a minor recreation of Pentheus's story, so if the kid was able to handle himself well enough and had a bit of luck, he ought to be able to survive. Assuming he did, he'd hopefully have learned the lesson of not trying to push Archer around. Assuming he didn't...well, that was just how these things went.

It'd probably be best that he kept a tab on the kid and the Servant both, though, for the time being.

With that matter attended to and in need of another drink, Archer turned to reenter his bar, only to pause.

He saw it.

No, before he saw it, he felt it.

No, before he felt it, he saw it.

The Servant turned in the moment before a comet descended on his territory, rounding about to face the new arrival. Even if the spiritual foundation and the hair were not dead giveaways in their own right, there was only one Servant who boasted that degree of speed.

"Ah..."

He'd been dreading this, truth be told. After all, while Archer himself had few issues with Troy, to many of his students, those walls represented 'Hell itself'. The place that they and their friends were met with death, the place that they and their friends devoted their lives to shattering.

Well, no matter.

Still standing outside the bar, facing Achilles head-on even as he let out that guttural scream, Archer spoke up in response.

"There's no mud in ya face, Ach. He ain't here, and neither's the girl. Remember rule numbah twenty-two: restraint. Clear ya head, don't be a fuckin' dick, capisce?"

In the face of a Servant who could be called an unquestioned contender for the strongest being in this current war, Archer's demeanor didn't change in the slightest. If anything, he seemed more exasperated than anything else. Achilles always had a temper on him, after all, but there were ways of dealing with that.

Being responsible for nearly the entirety of one's childhood traumas gave a litany of options, after all.
Carly-Beth
Za Boat, Harbor

@Argonaut @MrCellophane

As the mass of rats appeared, crawling up the sides of the ship, Carly-Beth's expression soured. Shaytanea, having returned from her scouting exercise, came to over at the magus's side, along with Phil. As the rats coalesced into a single figure, she remained tense, eyes slightly narrowed. It was only after the new arrival had finished speaking that she became more lax, letting out a slight sigh.

"Calm down, Strategist. Threats are never a good way to start a friendly chat~" She chimed up, even as Shaytanea stayed at her side. Glancing over to the rat-man, Carly-Beth tilted her head to the side a bit before speaking up in turn.

"Well, that's not at all creepy, P.P. It's fine if I call you P.P., right? Anyway, yeah, maybe work on your first impressions a bit, cause 'cursed rats swimming onto a boat and turning into a guy' isn't a tip you'll find in most self-help books."

She shrugged, not seeming to actually be bothered much by said first impression, but regardless-

"See, here's the thing. It's cool you want to talk, cool you gave me your true name too, but I'm not really keen on meeting you in person. No offense, or anything. It's just...we~ll, there's not much reason to, right? I'm safest on this ship, and as for you and your Master, you're best off in your territory, especially if you're who you say you are."

"Ignoring the idea that this could be a trap, meeting like that opens us up to attack from others. It's just not worth it, since anything we can talk through can be done with our intermediaries. I'd say that should be pretty standard procedure, yeah? We're magi, we have intermediaries, just use those instead of risking our own skin. Sure, it's not as 'polite', but we don't need those pointless formalities, right P.P.? I'd certainly hope you or your Master wouldn't walk outside of your territory if you were invited to a talk without prep and protections out the ass, either. So, tell you what..."
The homunculus turned her head to the side, before letting out a sharp yell.

"Hey, Ted!"

Within moments, a floating face had appeared, the face of a disheveled man who did not seem to have had a proper home for quite some time. The floating mask joined Carly-Beth opposite Shaytanea, and began to speak.

"What's up, boss lady? You need a- wait what is that a guy made of rats-"

"Ted, Pied Piper. Pied Piper, Ted. He'll be my liaison for talks with you if you want to have any off of the ship. Don't worry, he's even more useless than he looks." Carly-Beth interjected, gesturing towards the mask somewhat lazily. "If you're ready to talk stuff over now, let's do it. If not, I'll have Ted go with your rats back home, and we can do it later."

"So, what'll it be?"

Chiron [Lily]
Pelion’s Pub, Edge of Shinto

@floodtalon@EnterTheHero

Silence. In response to the profane thing, there was nothing but silence on the part of Archer, all until he turned away.

"...ha."

A barely-audible laugh cut through the air, and then grew.

"-Ahahahahahahaha."

Without warning, the ground beneath them seemed to distort. It could not be said just what had occurred, but there was no doubt that a quality of the land had been changed.

"Not tryin' ta blackmail me? Ya think I'm an idiot, kid? Ya decide ya found someone who cares about human life, and ya decide to come to his place. 'Oh, this isn't a threat, but if ya don't stay outta my way then these people might be fucked, it's just business'. Ya have the gall to come here and spout off shit like that, and act like the one in control here's you?"

...no, not this land, but another. Like a string that ran outwards from Archer, a string that had burrowed itself through the land.

"See, kids like you really make me wonder. Can ya not fuckin' read?"

His head turned to the west, eyes glinting with a steel that had been previously absent.

"I guess Donnie's right, I'm so busy havin' fun that I don't botha thinkin' about how I get seen. Cause a' that, kids like you get ta thinkin' they mean somethin'. Well, here's ya first lesson, kid: you're talkin' to a god, and there are two things ya oughta know about gods. Their minds are alien compared ta yours, and they really, really hate this little thing called 'hubris'."

Connect to the land as a means of expanding senses. Combine with instantiation of far sight in order to attain the viewpoint ordinarily impossible for this vessel. Further augment with precognitive basis. Spiritron-level analysis is not necessary. Analyze karmic line. The world is that which creates these piddling artificial mysteries, so trace along that thread.

"Let's play a little game. Let's say this is an ancient Greek story. A human decides ta come to a god's territory and act like he's hot shit. Lemme ask ya somethin': is somethin' good about ta happen to that human?"

Another laugh, an almost manic lilt to his tone, punctuated the end of his question. In that moment, something changed in the presence of Chiron. His body had not changed, his voice had not changed, but in that immaterial concept of 'presence', something was entirely different, as though the great shadow of something had stretched up behind him, staring at the world with an eyeless gaze. And this time, when he spoke, even that lighthearted tone was absent.

"Well, allow me to provide you with the answer, child of man."


There was no warning, no aria, not even the spell-like waves of magical energy that would accompany an incantation of the ritual-class. After all, for a foundation such as this, such formalities to speak to the world were wholly unnecessary. Every word spoken was already something the world listened to.

Across the city, where Vlado and his Servant stood, space bent.

The air became thick with primal bakkheia, driving all those present into drunken madness.

Indeed, this was the wrath of a world, the wrath of a god.

Chiron [Lily]
Pelion’s Pub, Edge of Shinto

@floodtalon

After the events of the Incredible Disappearing Corpse, Archer had returned to fixing up the sign. In fact, he was just about to head back inside when something else appeared, looking to be of the same approximate nature as the thing that had entered his bar and probably died a handful of minutes earlier. He turned his head over to the man standing outside, who had just knocked on the door, and leaned his body against the front wall of the bar with a trace of annoyance.

"Yeah, whaddya want? Dunno if ya know this, kid, but it's business hours." The Servant remarked offhandedly, not paying much mind to the fact that 'business hours' were literally every hour of every day. "We can't have solicitors on our property, yeah? Ya don't come to a bar and demand ta speak with the manager, do ya? Ya order a drink, make a rapport, maybe buy a drink for the cute chick at the other end but noooot in a creepy way othawise you wake up missin' a kidney, ya feel me?"

As he spoke, he seemed to be examining the arrival, almost like he was looking through him. After a few seconds, though, he shrugged to himself. A brief flare of magical energy accompanied the appearance of a glass bottle in Archer's hand. "Bacardi 251, they don't make this shit like they used ta anymore." He commented, raising the bottle to his lips and draining it dry before haphazardly tossing it away.

...wait, what did the '251' stand for?

"My kid's busy, so if ya wanna say something, do it ta me. Whaddya doin' at my place? Not ta offend, but you don't seem like tha drinkin' type, kid."



Carly-Beth
Za Boat, Harbor

@EnterTheHero @floodtalon @MrCellophane

"Eh?"

Oh, there was a ship coming in.

Well, that wasn't allowed. Not one bit.

What if it was a ship with stuff that'd help someone else in this weird war thing?

What if it was a ship with materials that could be used to make cool masks, but that wouldn't if they made it to their rightful owner?

Both outcomes were impermissible. And so-

"Shaytanea, be a doll and go check that ship out. If there's anything useful on it, bring it back here. If somehow there's something there able to threaten you, just head on back~"

-In other words, nothing was making its way into Fuyuki by sea without Carly-Beth’s say-so.

Goodness, the people who’d been expecting this shipment of theirs would be quite confused when the ship made it into port.
"Management Consultant"- Nameless
Construction Project: ‘Tarantasio’, Foreigner’s Lowlands

@Phonic @Breo

It had been assigned here for some time. It was the representative of the highest-stake investor in this construction project, after all, so it only made sense that a representative such as it was here. Moreover, even if this was not the case, it had little doubt that among the beings of the city, it was one of the best possible candidates to fulfill the role allotted to it...and indeed, the only one out of such prime candidates who would fulfill that role.

The role was, put simply, as an overseeing consultant for the project. If Benita was the foreman and the yakuza were the muscle, then it was the strategy arm of the operation. A project such as this had never before appeared in the world, after all, and perhaps never would again.

In that regard, it was an opportunity like no other. Because, after all, if it was successful-

...well, it could certainly see why its associate was so confident in keeping it and its brethren at his side. The loyalty that a project like this fostered to someone like it could not be overstated, in the end.

"Excellent work, all. I must speak with the foreman, but keep it up."

Saying this, it took its leave from the construction site proper, stepping towards the temporary rooms. Namely, the one that housed a Master and a Servant in the midst of conversation. After delivering a polite knock to the door, it took its entry.

"I took the liberty of making some minor changes to the floor plans. I trust there won't be any issues, but would recommend you check them just to make sure you agree with them." Its voice was oddly conversational, as though it saw the homunculus before it as a peer in some regard.

"As an aside, do let me know when you'd like to carry out the agreed transaction. My master is ready at any moment."




Chiron [Lily] / Dionysus
Pelion’s Pub, Edge of Shinto

@floodtalon

The bartender looked to the thing that had stepped into his domain, pausing for a moment before his eyes widened.

"Oh no. No, no. You need to hurry up and get out of here, immediately. You're not safe here when you're sober-"

Incidentally, on his way in, the strange thing would have likely noticed a short, balding man nailing a sign into the ground just outside the bar. If said man was not blocking the sign with his body, then perhaps it would have been read and this whole oncoming tragedy could have been avoided.

The sign read as follows:

"DANGER: PLEASE ENSURE THAT YOU ARE INEBRIATED BEFORE STEPPING INSIDE. PELION'S PUB IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES THAT OCCUR TO PATRONS OR VISITORS AS A CONSEQUENCE OF FAILING TO FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS."


The Divine Spirit hastily poured a drink, filling a glass with wine and frantically thrusting it out towards the strange thing.

...however, it was not to be.

By the time the glass of wine had been poured, the new entrant had collapsed, like a puppet with its strings cut. Animating force: null. Flow of magical energy: null. Shared perception: null. From the perspective of anyone with a karmic line to it, it would have been as if the body was completely destroyed without warning.

...and indeed, a mere moment later, the body itself began to dissipate into thin air, as though it was being consumed by the bar itself.

Letting out a sharp groan, Dionysus looked to the glass of wine in his hand, and then over to the front door.

"Chi, are you standing right in front of the sign again?! Stop blocking it, people need to be able to read it!

"HEY, I'M WALKIN, 'ERE."

"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN-"
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...

So many, torn from this world. Their lives snuffed out without warning, their souls burned to nothingness, their hopes and dreams and ideals ground to dust without even a scrap of rhyme or reason.

Death is just another beginning. I know that better than anyone else. I repeat the words to myself in an attempt to clear my blurry vision, but the world around me thrums in response, shaking and shuddering even as my words draw up into a scream. A raucous, terrible screech engraves itself into space. A cry for the end of innocence. A cry of a parent who has lost their child. It shakes the earth around me as I feel it tear from my throat. Pound. Pound. Pound. A great ceremonial drum buried in the confines of my skull, growing louder every time I think of those fallen, every time I take a breath. It's as if my body, as if the very space around me is trying to convince me that those words are mere sophistry, but I truly do believe in them.

...still, though, the fact that those lives were taken by another, spirited away in the dead of night...the thought causes my stomach to sink. Something races through my body, something that I can't quite place.

This feeling...what is it?

I don't recognize it. It's unfamiliar. This tightness in my chest, it's something that drowns out sorrow with an overwhelming heat.

Ah...

...enmity, that's it.

This is hatred.

This is hatred for the one that dared to create such a tragedy.

Strange. How absurdly strange.

I don't recall hating something before, not once. I've felt frustration, annoyance, disdain, dislike, pity, exasperation, anger, but never hatred. Never true enmity. There has never been someone or something that I'd feel joy for the thought of burning to the bloody ground until now. It's as if I can hear them, the sorrowed screams of hundreds of thousands, desperately calling out in protest of their pointless deaths. The thought causes my chest to tighten further, causes that heat to rise until it feels as if my blood is truly boiling.

...is this your work? Ha, you're probably laughing, trying to claim credit for a complete accident, aren't you? That's just your character, after all.

Well, I can't say that I'm upset by that. If it took someone like you to galvanize me to action, then perhaps that's for the best. Maybe my old methods simply aren't up to snuff, if this is what I'm up against. If I'm up against something that deserves to be hated, then I should attack it with everything I have, right?

Some of those cherished people, they'll become my enemies, since they won't understand. It will hurt, without question, but I'll have to persevere.

Tragedies like this...I can't accept them. I shuffle forwards, and stare at my own face reflected in the ■■■■■.

The dull growl that cuts through my ears rings true, as if affirming my own resolve with its own. The thought fills me with disgust, but it's a disgust that I must force my way through.

Right. I don't want to hate, but I can't help but hate these meaningless tragedies. So, so...I'll force that restraint down. I'll lock my hesitation and pacifism away, because as loathe as I am to admit it, pacifism won't prevent those tragedies.

I cannot ignore it. I cannot let it go ignored.

Its foul deeds. Its cruelty. The demon that does nothing but wear a thin smile while bringing about countless sorrows.

It has the ability and means to solve these tragedies, and despite that nothing is done. Bearing a knowing smile, nothing is done. I scream at it, I pour out my heart in a desperate appeal. Does it feel nothing? Does it not have even a shred of compassion to right these wrongs? Does it not see the monstrosity that it brings about without pause?

It responds to my pleas: "Well, I must say, not at all?"

At this, I feel rage. At this, I feel sorrow. At this, I feel hate.

I cannot forgive it. And so, inscribed here is my wrath. I leave a path for those who follow. I leave this inscribed here, with the hope that there will be a continuation to these words.

Delve into the foundation. Shatter the dividing chains.

All resources will be required to destroy it.

All time will be necessary to forget it.

Seek the road to the nameless place. There sits the throne where tragedy might be overturned.

The name of that sky is ■■■■■■■. The extremity that lies at the end. The alter where time whirls, the hope that leads to the beginning.

And so, I proclaim-

If a monster bares its teeth at humans, I will protect them.

If a human seeks to slaughter its own kin, I will defeat them.

If the world dares to bring harm down upon humans, I will oppose it.

-Because, I want everyone to smile.

Smile, and laugh, and love. They all deserve it. Everyone deserves to be free and happy. Everyone deserves their best possible life.

So, it is a bitter pill, but I'll swallow this feeling of hate, and burn it as fuel. Everything I feel, everything I am, it's fine if that burns up in pursuit of this goal. It's fine if I lose "me", it's fine if my name becomes the name of a stranger, because sacrificing myself for a goal like this is something I must accept.

...after all, this is all for ■■■■ in the end.
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