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17 days ago
Current Ethical issues aside, AI prose is just really bad.
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25 days ago
She wanted to read, she wanted to write, but the main thing she wanted was something to fight
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1 yr ago
Make it clear that you don't need him to be reading Dante tomorrow. Also suggest it would be fun if you had a private language that you could use to mock English speakers in secret.
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2 yrs ago
Luckily history suggests an infinite ability for people to be shit heads ;)
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3 yrs ago
Achmed the Snake
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Early 30's. I know just enough about everything to be dangerous.

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"I will be damnned," Rene declared as he examined the sensor read outs flipping through screens from optic to microwave imagery. It had taken them nearly three hours to reach the orbit of HK-421, an unavoidable delay given the total lack of astronomical data they had on the system before they terminated their jump in its vicinity. The sensors were currently gathering all sorts of information which, in the happy world of Rene's mind, he would one day include in the mother of all after action reports to Navy Office on Capella. HK-421 had a half dozen planets in its system, three of which were gas giants. The inner three worlds were too close to the sun to be habitable, little more than radiation drenched rocks but the fourth gas giant was ringed with a consetelation of moons. Many of these were simply large asteroids but one of them was a planetoid four fifths the size of New Concordia, it might have been the largest 'moon' in the Imperial astrological database, though the records available on the Bonaventure were to scant to be sure. In any event there was little doubt it was the world they were looking for. It not only possessed what the sensors reported as breathable, if argon rich, atmosphere but its two large continents were submerged in shallow oceans that had a slightly rosy color to them. Greenish vegetation started a ways inland and swept up onto impressive mountain ranges that attested to active volcanism. None of that, while remarkable enough, were what drew Rene's exclamation.

"Trouble?" Yarue asked, waking from the Syshin equivalent of a doze and taking the entire situation in at a blink. Rene shook his head to calm the Syshin as Solae and Rosaria, drawn by the same stimulus climbed up into the cockpit. They had prepared a meal and had been engaged in what Rene took to be Kalderi lessons. Happy as he had been to watch his beloved follow her passion for linguistics, it had ben his duty to man the controls and sensors. Well, oversee Mia's automatic control at least.

"No, no trouble," Rene explained, touching a control to remote his own console onto the main screen. The hologram formed, displaying a picture of the rotating world in something close to its natural colors. Informational tags sprang out of it at various points, though the data they referenced wasn't displayed unless Rene or another operator called them up.

"I had expected a Kalderi world, or perhaps something like Zatis, environmental domes maintained by smugglers and free traders," he explained.

"This isn't only breathable," he went on, opening one of the informational tags to display an image the Bonaventure's optics had captured on their first orbit. A window opened to display a ruined city on a grid pattern around an alpine lake. The image had been considerably sharpened from the crude optics the freighter possessed but it was obviously a human city. The buildings were graceful and stately in their ruin, tumbled white marble and other materials rather than the rude industrial landscapes which passed for cities on most colonial worlds.

"It is human," he concluded, shaking his head in wonderment.

"But its all ruined, and we are outside the Empire. It can't be a human world," Rosaria interjected. Not for the first time, Rene wondered at what kind of education the girl had received under Alayla Thorne's harsh administration. He supposed that history hadn't been given much emphasis.

"This is pre-Imperial," Rene told her with the certainty of someone who had been dragged to many pre-collapse museums by his tutors over the years.

"You can tell by the architecture, and by the atmosphere," he told her, touching another symbol which brought up a chormatograph which analyzed the air from the refracted sunlight. It was a standard mix of oxygen and nitregon combined with argon and several other impurities.

"Pre collapse terraforming was crude by our standards," Rene explained. He didn't bother to go into the details of genetically tailored generations of bacteria which slowly converted seeded biomass into the molecules that later generations would fix as nitrogen oxygen and other such vital elements, nor the way in which celestial ice, delivered in the form of blown out asteroids was applied to provide the necessary water. Rosaria could learn those things if she wished, but the minutia wasn't important in itself.

"They dropped rods of tungsten on the poles to vaporize polar ice," Rene explained, even now the froze poles were unusually circular from the procedure and trace amounts of radioactivity, far to weak to be dangerous, still lingered in the atmosphere.

"So why wasn't it resettled?" Rosaria asked, clearly uninterested in how humans dead a thousand years had approached the task of making dead planets live. Rene made a guesture that was intended to indicate the direction in which they had come.

"Records from the collapse are pretty thin on the ground," Rene explained. Most computerized records had failed in the intervening centuries, save for a few places like Capella where enough technology had remained to curate the barest fraction of humanities first sojurn into the stars. Even there a tremendous amount of data had been corrupted or lost due to lack of maintenance, as food became a more important preoccupation than information collation.

"We probably lost the information then, and because of the Kalderi and the Jeweled Armada, exploration close to the border has been prohibited by Imperial policy for hundreds of years." That begged the question of how Bouradine had discovered the place. There were no indication of human habitation now whatever the situation had been a thousand years ago. Starvation or pestilence might have carried those isolated colonists off, or perhaps they had fled their homes, worried that the Kalderi would turn their eye on them next.

"Electro Magnetic signatures," Mia broke in, sounding regretful at having to interrupt Rene. A pair of red dots sprang up on the holographic projection of a world.

"Well," Rene said recognizing the distinctive features of an escape pods small fusion reactor in the read outs.

"Shall we see who is home?"
The snake did a surprisingly human job of rolling its eyes before curling itself around an extinguished candlestick atop the hearth, finding warmth even in this chill northern land. The magic that sustained the familiar was not truly effected by the cold, but the form of a snake carried with it some decidedly snake like imperatives.

There was a perfunctory knock on the door before the wooden panel swung open on its heavy iron hinges. Greta stuck her head through the portal looking nervous and a little skitish. That was to be expected with a half dozen of the Sheriff toughs making a gauntlet for her to walk to reach the room. Fortunately Emmaline was fully clothed and the girl couldn't see what she was doing from her position by the door.

"Ummm... will there be anything else tonight master and mistress?" she asked, clearly hoping there wouldn't be. Emmaline drew a silver piece from her pocket and tossed it to the girl.

"Keep our friends there in ale if you would," she said in an encouraging tone and then took another coin from the pouch and tossed it after the first.

"And for your troubles," she added. Greta caught the coin and knuckled her forehead.

"Thank you Frauline," she said and then vanished behind the door which closed and latched with a click. Emmaline smiled and tightened her grip slightly.

"Well... I can't say you are exactly putty in my hands," she said with a giggle.
The Cinnabar attack took the card playing thugs, they could be nothing else with weapons like those in a place like this. Sabatine sprang from the shadows with the skill of a woman long experienced with leaping about the rigging of a starship. As soon as her boots were grounded enough to give her a solid footing she drove the butt of her stocked impeller into the nearest mans head. There was a solid smack syncopated a moment later by his forehead smashing into the table top, spraying coins, cards and small plastic markers in all directions. The second man bearded and in what looked like a cast off military jacket, reacted faster than expected, attempting to leap to his feet and grab at his rifle. Sabatine kicked the chair out from underneath him, spilling him to the floor before driving the heel of her boot into his stomach. Air whooshed from the mans stomach a moment before the gurgle of vomit rushed up his esophagus to spew from his lips. Kaiden wasn't didn't let down his end of the bargain either. Scarcely a second behind her he dropped his first man with a haymaker that would have made the academy boxing instructors proud, knocking the man to the ground sending the man sprawling across the table and into his fellow. The last man, an evil looking brute with no obvious neck and muscles like cables tossed the limp body aside and tried to rise. Kaiden swept up the over turned chair and smashed it to kindling against the gorilla's face in a spray of blood and teeth that sent him staggering towards the passage they had emerged from. Unbelievably, the man didn't appear to be out of the fight, but Higgs solved the problem by stepping from cover and brining a length of high pressure tubing down on the back of the stunned bruisers head with the clinical precision of the man who had ended a dozen bar fights with maximum prejudice. The entire incident took perhaps five seconds and left all the guards incapacitated or dead. The spacers rushed in after Higgs, snatching up the bodies with brutal efficiency and securing hands and mouths with cargo tape in the wake of the officers assault. The man who had vomited on himself moaned feebly, but the others appeared to be out for the count.

"Wait," Sabatine directed as Caperelli made to gag that man. He might well choke on his own vomit but Sabatine wasn't motivated by any humanitarian impulse. She took a bottle of liquor from the table and filled a cup with it before dashing it in the prisoners face. His eyes snapped open and he spluttered and vomited again.

"Knife," she said flatly to Caperelli, who obediently produced an evil looking combat knife from a boot, flipped it in his hand and slapped the handle into her palm. Sabatine was keyed up, queasy with adrenaline but she managed to hold the weapon without shaking in front of the mans face. As his eyes focused the prisoner caught sight of the blade and froze, a rabbit transfixed by the sight of a snake.

"The Cinnabar officer you kidnapped," Sabatine said in a cold voice, "tell us where he is." The prisoner squeezed his eyes shut, clearly wanting to wipe the ejecta from his face, but too scared to move.

"He.. hes upstairs," the thug moaned, gathering enough courage to wipe his mouth.

"They got him in one of the store rooms up top," the man mewled, glancing between the ruin of the card game and the blade of the knife.

"Stars your not going to kill me are you?" he whined. Sabatine cast a glance at Kaiden who looked amused as he shook out his hand. It had been a hell of a punch.

"If you keep your mouth shut that shouldn't be necessary," Sabatine said in a neutral voice. She glanced at Kaiden again, in case her superior had questions for the prisoner.
The snake lifted and lowered its head in an approximation of a nod, tongue flickering out of its mouth. Emmaline giggled in a very unwizardlike fashion. The magic behind the familiar was strange to her, as much she suspected, of Apsah as of the winds of magic as she understood them. Asp, as she had ironically named the cobra, certainly seemed to understand her and even obeyed commands when it suited the creature and it had saved her life on more than one occasion.

"Well I'm pleased that you two are getting along so well," Emmaline declared with slightly drunken solemnity. She took another sip of the whiskey from the stone mug, savoring the smoky flavor on her lips.

"As for snake charming," she said, slipping her hand into Amal's trousers to tease him with her fingertips, trailing the tips of her nails over him.

"Both of you have given me some trouble in that regard," she went on with a curve of her full lips. She cast an eye to the door and the guards beyond, though she didn't really care about the men. She had no doubt that between her own erratic sorcery and Amal's knives they could handle a half dozen local thugs. That might cause problems later, but it wasn't as though the pair hadn't run from far worse on many previous occasions. Perhaps she should have asked Greta to ply the men with ale, having his flunkies show up hung over would irk the sheriff. That irritation would be worth a few pieces of sliver at the very least.
Emmaline snuggled into Amal's lap feeling the pleasurable warmth of the whiskey spreading through her body, tingling in her lips and fingertips. Concerns about the Sheriff and whatever game he was playing faded away in face of alcohol, a full belly and Amal's company. It was a strange sensation, having been hungry and on the run for so long that the simple normalcy of the moment was a little off putting.

"I'm from... I lived..." she began stumbling over the complicated subject.

"Well I was born in Morganstern, but I suppose I lived in Altdorf," she told him. Morganstern had once, long ago, been a village of its own, but over the years the Imperial capital had spread to engulf the hamlet as it had many others. Morganstern retained some of its original character as a poor borough of the great city. Emmaline's parents had been simple people, artisans, they had styled themselves as Von Morganstern's although that was an affectation, they had no noble blood that Emmaline knew of, but like many Altdorf natives, proximity to the center of Imperial power encouraged them to put airs. Like any minor townsmen who had been blessed with a pretty daughter whom they had raised with the intention of marrying to a rich burgher or perhaps a minor noble who didn't mind sluming it. Marrying a commoner was something of a scandal for a noble of course, though for widowers who already had sons set to inherit, the prospect wasn't unheard of. Their grandiose plans had been suddenly and completely derailed when her magical abilities had manifested and she had been packed of the College Magic with her first years dues and not so much as a good bye. The very least they could do and hold their heads high in Chapel.

"I suppose I still have family in Altdorf," she considered, "Though I don't really care to see them."

"Enemies... well, it wasn't like I was important enough to have enemies," she continued. Her old master probably thought she was dead, as did the rest of the College if they even remembered her existence.

"My master probably wants several years worth of dues out of me," she sniggered. At least he would if she knew she was alive, which she rather doubted. Few were spared by the pirates that haunted the Arabyian coasts and those they took as slaves fared little better than the corpses they tossed into the sea. She didn't doubt that Albrecht the Magnificent had long since found another apprentice or assistant to help him with his various cons. That wouldn't stop him demanding his gold if she found out she was alive of course. It was his legal right and Albrecht would dig through a sewer if it meant recovering a few gold coins.

"The real enemy..." she began, deliberately quieting her voice, "are Witch Hunters." In Araby wizards were ... well maybe not tolerated but at least feared and respected. The Empire, with its vast forests and proximity to the Chaos Wastes took a much more lethal view. Emmaline could certainly prove she was an accredited wizard if she could convince someone to take her to the College but such exhaustive legal process was the exception rather than the rule. Only the mightiest and most obviously official wizards travelled openly at any distance from the capital.

"So long as I am careful though, it shouldn't be a problem."

“You are going to fight the Scorpions and Spiders? For twenty pesos?” Magdalena asked, clearly thinking she had either misheard or misunderstood. Junebug nodded her head sagely and Taya grinned openly. The idea had gained traction after the firefight at the unnamed village when the villagers had enthusiastically thrown the bodies of their oppressors into the flames of the burning processing shed. The locals had begged the off worlders to stay and celebrate, regaling them with tales of the brutality of the gangsters as they enthusiastically incinerated the bodies.

“But you said… you said it would take a… regiment?” Magdalena asked, stumbling over the unfamiliar words but with growing hope in her eyes. Junebug nodded and ran a hand through her hair. She wanted to get back to the highlander and take a bath and change, mud from the sluice trench had dried on her pants and in her boots, but they still had some things to do.

“I did, but I’ve been thinking about it, and it occurs to me that maybe there are two rather shitty regiments already here,” she explained. Magdalena’s eyes brightened.

“You mean the gangs, you are going to get them to fight each other?” Magdalena guessed, proving that even in unfamiliar territory her natural intellect stood her in good stead.

“They are not supposed to fight each other, the cartel on Kimberly tolerates the gangs so long as they keep the drugs flowing but if they go to war…”

“We are going to convince them that they can have the situation sewed up long before anyone on Kimberly even knows the balloon has gone up, trust me, these greedy bastards will go for it.”

“Why are you doing this?” she asked with wonder in her voice. Junebug shrugged uncomfortably. The type of people who hired armored cavalry regiments were rarely people filled with light, purity and a genuine desire for the advancement of the human condition. She had suppressed rebels, crushed dissenters and captured empires for whoever was paying the Armored to do it and she hadn’t really worried too much about the morality of any of it. It was Andor who made those contract after all and she was just fulfilling hers with him. Now though, she was picking the job, a fact which made her feel a little guilty she hadn’t consulted with Neil or Taya before putting their necks on the line, and although she doubted she was about to become a crusader for Truth, Justice, and the Terran Way, there wasn’t any reason she always needed to work for whoever was worst in any given situation. She smiled crookedly, ironically if Stinger had just paid out at the get go Junebug would have been honor bound to support her. It was a funny universe.

“Most places you go, the rot and corruption is so baked into everything that there is no way to ever get it out… here though… maybe its possible, even if it is going to be very, very, bloody.”


Night was beginning to fall when they stepped out of the small shop. Magdalena was already closing up and barring the doors and windows before heading for her subterranean home. The rumble of trucks was already evident in the distance as the gunmen rode back from the fields, eager for booze, women and violence although not necessarily in that order.

“So how are we going do now?” Taya asked, excited but uncertain. Junebug drew a cigarette from her pack and ignited the striking pad with a flick of her finger.

“Well, Neil is going to go and report to the Stinger about how we were ambusheds by Spiders. You are going to go back to the ship… me… I think I’m going to get a drink…”
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