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4 yrs ago
Current deconstructions are fake lol
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5 yrs ago
"return of the mack, you know that i'll be back." in his bed, joe biden lurches awake, wild-eyed. many a year he has watched, waited for the mack's return. hes as ready as he will ever be. he t-poses
5 yrs ago
Today Show 9-11-01 ~ Live on NBC as Tragedy Occurred [s l o w e d + r e v e r b]
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5 yrs ago
40 hours into the mass effect remaster. gameplay is good but not sold on the plot changes. wish garrus would stop saying "reaper? i hardly know her!" laugh track on the normandy is a weird choice too
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5 yrs ago
fine, since you asked so nicely officer, i will confess my crimes. since i was seven years old i have refused to match any socks in my sock drawer. i practice sock hookup culture. i am a slut
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Lauren Negasi


Lauren had dropped out of the argument after Gratia's eye-poppingly hateful [and soon-to-be-viral, thanks to handy Scrollwork on the boxer's part] rant at her teammate had taken BASL and Luke by storm. Now she was sitting quietly between Ben and Amy, trying not to nod off as the chatter around her faded into a dull buzz. For all she knew, it was 4 in the morning, she was zoning so hard. Only a tap on the shoulder kept her from closing her eyes and resting her chin on her chest in peace.

When she opened them, Ben had placed a couple sheets of paper and a pencil atop her desk. About to turn and insist defensively that she didn't need the prompting to jot down dumb formulas, she caught sight of Schwarz, who nodded understandingly at Shiro. That made much more sense.

Tearing off a sheet of her own paper, she pushed the note taking supplies with the tips of her fingers down to Shiro with a grin.
Seeing the words 'butthurt' and 'loose' in the same sentence kinda made me giggle.


Not Napoli, Lauren. And I can't imagine Shiro will be happy to be getting ripped into. Again. I wanna have Oswald give him some negative reinforcement. In the form of fully armored punches to the jaw whenever he loses focus.


Your interpretation of the word butthurt is pretty loose
Lauren Negasi


Lauren fought down the urge to wince and breathed through her nose instead at the biting retort to the guy whose rap sheet was full of more puns than any real wrong doings or ill intent. Then...making fun of a kid who tripped? Really? No chill at all.

"Some of us are trying to recuperate, yo. And hoping against hope that we can pick up on one concept out of five in this calc class before the semester ends. Could you maybe take your own advice? You giving him a hard time is just as loud as any other unhappy accident goin' on in the room."
"Ermph." Lauren huffed and crossed her arms over her midriff. "Yeah, yeah. I'm awake. Hope you're happy."

And he clearly was happy. Just looking at the dumb grin on her team leader's face as the reactions to calculus sank in around them was...grrrrrr.

"If you start charging us for answers, I'll kill you and make her leader in your place, IsweartahGod."
Lauren Negasi


"I think they pulled out most of the stops for me. Didn't want me walking around in a jacket and tank top. 'Specially after the admissions people learned I left my bag with all my tank tops with my brother at Signal."

Lauren shrugged and prepared herself for a big old nap through the first half of Calculus. Hopefully Amy or Ben wouldn't think to snap her out of it...unless she was somehow concussed, and they needed to snap her out of it. What if she became a vegetable? Not only would she never become a Huntress, not only would Desire raid her chocolate stash, not only would no one ever coax Sangue out of her shell, but Ben would blame himself! He'd be depressed for years! He'd grow emo bangs!

She couldn't let that happen. Not while she was the very last letter in Team BASL.

Hey. Concussion. Dick off.
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